Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#582423 Aug 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
15 years and 120 days ago.
Getting kicked in the nuts hurts a lot worse than childbirth.
You want to know how I know that?
Because after a year or so, a lot of women say "I think I want to have another baby".
But you will never, ever hear a man say "I think it's about time I got kicked in the nuts again".
A Taurus. I missed it by one day.

BTW, you don't get to dictate when I punt your nuts.

:-)

Since: Sep 10

Long Beach, CA

#582424 Aug 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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You flatter yourself.
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
Interesting how selective you are in deciding what posts to reply to.

I'll try again, wifebeater and half a man:

Sorry, your philosophy of life and mine are very different.

In my view, a real man doesn't hit a woman.

A man who does is what you are, and what you are training you sons very well to be:

A wifebeater. An animal. A beast.

Oh yeah, a troglodyte.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#582425 Aug 31, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
<quoted text>
It is a similar sub-species of fungi as the douchenozzle but with a shorter stem.
An them 2 nuts what hangs around with 'em don't even want ta acknowledge it neither.

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#582426 Aug 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm a pervert.
Oh no, my feeeeeeeeeelings!!
feeeeeeeeerings!!

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#582427 Aug 31, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
<quoted text>
A nictitating membrane would rule out any human.
I am sure it wasn't referring to a Epicanthic fold because that would make God a racist.
<shrug>

“Electronic graffiti”

Since: Jun 13

Botany Bay

#582428 Aug 31, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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I don't live in "squares" . They have angles.
THOTH instructed me NEVER to navigate in the angles...only the circles... The "dogs of the dark universe" reside in the angles, and seek to devour your soul(as you understand it).
You don't have to "think" outside your angle...you need to "live" outside it....as I do.
Very good. I'm an Anglo - and I try hard.

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#582429 Aug 31, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I know where you can find a nice safe closet.
It's occupied. Clearwater is using it right now.

“Electronic graffiti”

Since: Jun 13

Botany Bay

#582430 Aug 31, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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If I were ever to move from the USA, California wouldn't be the place.
<snort>
OK then. But I would love to see it - and a lot of places.

“What's left to defend?”

Since: Jan 11

Freedom

#582431 Aug 31, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
So tell us great one how was that resurrection. How long did it last. At your age maybe was in a dream state.
Are you looking forward to the second coming?

Don't worry. You won't be left behind.

Get ready for the rapture!

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#582432 Aug 31, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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To use a Christian phrase:
"When God close one door on you he will open another."
ahah!
Only take the path of the stair going up. Never take the path leading down, as you will have to retrace your own steps(and maybe the hurdles you have placed there) to return to you previous position.
The crister god doesn't determine when that door is opened...you do-- by your learning and understanding of all that you know.
Thoth taught me that. Praise THOTH!
Here For Now

Lenoir City, TN

#582433 Aug 31, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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Chris emphatically just stated a couple pages ago that gays are perverts.
Now, I have no problem with you yet but I now am wondering if you are completely clueless or completely deceitful.
Is calling a gay person a pervert a loving or hateful thing st say ?
I am really over the double standard you all use. Iím not here to amuse you. If someone says something meaning to be unkind there is a very real chance, the odds are in favor of, it being said after someone saying something unkind to them. No I am not being deceitful. Iím just over wiping your alls noses nor will I wipe your rear ends, so to speak. Do it yourselves, God gave you the ability to do so. You either believe or you donít. You either take responsibility for your choices or not or blame it on someone else. Accept God and his way of obtaining salvation, or not. Believe or donít the results are going to be the same either way.

We put up with a lot from some of you guys, just as you do from some of us I am not meaning Chris or anyone else here). We have to live with it. Maybe you all need to realize that works both ways even if you donít like it.

Oh by the way is planning on pissing on someoneís grave, wishing them dead, calling someone a AW, AH B etc loving or hateful???

“MEET ROSEMARY-She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#582434 Aug 31, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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I didn't even think of that.
Mental note. Cancel the prostitute and beaker. Buy condoms. Get leather gloves back from HL's place.
.. you didn't plan this out very well, did you ??..

Rated G

http://www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-...

.. your sperm donor will be much more receptive ..

.. last, don't leave home without it ..

Rated G

http://sleepytim.deviantart.com/art/KY-Jelly-...

“Nothing can stop, This Pony..”

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#582435 Aug 31, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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Tell us about the last time you had a baby.
http://movieclips.com/rXEwh-men-in-black-movi...

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#582436 Aug 31, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Oooohhhh, be careful! RR has special attachment to the word "professional."
He seems to think it's an honorable word, despite that he's using it as a perfect synonym for "career."
Hmmmmmmm. Could be the beginnings of a fuckweasel.
Just say'n....

“MEET ROSEMARY-She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#582438 Aug 31, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm a pro.
I won't get any better at procrastinating tomorrow.
Maybe the next day.
.. if River is to ever be with child, she needs your expertise on a proper sterile environment ..

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's Teapot

#582439 Aug 31, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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He wasn't even allowed to be stoned first.
They did put him in a stone room on a slab so he could chill out though.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#582440 Aug 31, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Interesting how selective you are in deciding what posts to reply to.
I'll try again, wifebeater and half a man:
Sorry, your philosophy of life and mine are very different.
In my view, a real man doesn't hit a woman.
A man who does is what you are, and what you are training you sons very well to be:
A wifebeater. An animal. A beast.
Oh yeah, a troglodyte.
Of course you don't see it that way, you're a coward and a pussy and you'd let a woman beat the shit out of you and do nothing back except apologize to her.

You're not a real man, you're afraid of everything, especially women. That's probably why you go to the gym every day, so you can feel good about yourself and lift your low self-esteem a little bit.

But your self-esteem is in the trash, in the gutter, down the toilet.

You lose because you're a loser.
Here For Now

Lenoir City, TN

#582441 Aug 31, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I know where you can find a nice safe closet.
Why would I need to find a closet when I just left the one you all live in? No reference what so ever to coming out of the closet meant here, unless you were referring to it in some way.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#582442 Aug 31, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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feeeeeeeeerings!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =3iokKq1VUrEXX
Lol

FA RA RA RA RA, RA RA RA RA

http://youtu.be/46WcFObgYhI

“MEET ROSEMARY-She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#582443 Aug 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
.. quit exposing my secrets ..

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