Why Should Jesus Love Me?

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#582411 Aug 31, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I'm a pro.
I won't get any better at procrastinating tomorrow.
Maybe the next day.
Probably providing prompt prostate providers.

:-)
Here For Now

Lenoir City, TN

#582412 Aug 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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15 years and 120 days ago.
Getting kicked in the nuts hurts a lot worse than childbirth.
You want to know how I know that?
Because after a year or so, a lot of women say "I think I want to have another baby".
But you will never, ever hear a man say "I think it's about time I got kicked in the nuts again".
LOL

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#582413 Aug 31, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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You are indeed an idiot.
Sorry, but it's the fact.
You flatter yourself.

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#582414 Aug 31, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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Homo Pseudensis ?
OK. As long as they don't wanna take my blood ta verify.

“It's Time. . .”

Since: Jun 13

New Holland

#582415 Aug 31, 2013
Red Apples wrote:
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Says "Colostomy Bag Boy".
Too funny!!!
Yes, we all know you're full of $*it.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#582416 Aug 31, 2013
River Tam wrote:

Gays are real. You can walk up and touch them but I wouldn't recommend doing that to me. I'm skittish that way.
Christians are real. You can walk up and touch them but I wouldn't recommend doing that to me. I'm a brawler that way.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#582417 Aug 31, 2013
Here For Now wrote:
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LOL
Catcher thought that joke was idiotic.

But he has no balls anyway, so I knew he wouldn't get the joke.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#582418 Aug 31, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
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Now you watch all that naughty talk. lol This sinner thinks you telling a tall tale. lol.
Right. NOT!

Since: Jan 11

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#582419 Aug 31, 2013
Here For Now wrote:
Grow up.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#582420 Aug 31, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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You are a fuckweaseal...River is right. I did speak up to "G" about that..along with a lot of other things he has said.
I spoke up because I think it is lower than trash to bring up someone's children and use them for a weapon. Call "G" whatever you like...he is a big boy and throws out his far share of crap. I don't care about that.
I have no idea what a fuckweasel...
One last thing...I do not care what you...Thumper...or anyone else on this thread thinks of me...you all are just words that appear on my screen...
You forgot---Fuckweasel words.

“It's Time. . .”

Since: Jun 13

New Holland

#582421 Aug 31, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. Catch goofs on people; he enjoys that ..
.. if someone calls you a pervert, would you find that hateful ??..
.. is a homosexual not indulging his/her libido still a pervert ??..
Not in my book, they aren't perverts. Then again I'm not a fundie.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#582422 Aug 31, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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You have always confronted me when I am an ahole. I don't pretend to be a saint. I admit it. Everyone including John/Red knows why I said what I did.
Yes, it was a mean thing to say. I do not take it back or regret it. It is honestly how I feel about him.
What I do regret is that John Coffey got me so angered that I took it out on others who did not deserve it. For THAT I am deeply ashamed.
Aaaah. That's what happens when ya throw the fuckweasel's shit back at 'em!

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

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#582423 Aug 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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15 years and 120 days ago.
Getting kicked in the nuts hurts a lot worse than childbirth.
You want to know how I know that?
Because after a year or so, a lot of women say "I think I want to have another baby".
But you will never, ever hear a man say "I think it's about time I got kicked in the nuts again".
A Taurus. I missed it by one day.

BTW, you don't get to dictate when I punt your nuts.

:-)

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Long Beach, CA

#582424 Aug 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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You flatter yourself.
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
Interesting how selective you are in deciding what posts to reply to.

I'll try again, wifebeater and half a man:

Sorry, your philosophy of life and mine are very different.

In my view, a real man doesn't hit a woman.

A man who does is what you are, and what you are training you sons very well to be:

A wifebeater. An animal. A beast.

Oh yeah, a troglodyte.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#582425 Aug 31, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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It is a similar sub-species of fungi as the douchenozzle but with a shorter stem.
An them 2 nuts what hangs around with 'em don't even want ta acknowledge it neither.

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

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#582426 Aug 31, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I'm a pervert.
Oh no, my feeeeeeeeeelings!!
feeeeeeeeerings!!

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#582427 Aug 31, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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A nictitating membrane would rule out any human.
I am sure it wasn't referring to a Epicanthic fold because that would make God a racist.
<shrug>

“It's Time. . .”

Since: Jun 13

New Holland

#582428 Aug 31, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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I don't live in "squares" . They have angles.
THOTH instructed me NEVER to navigate in the angles...only the circles... The "dogs of the dark universe" reside in the angles, and seek to devour your soul(as you understand it).
You don't have to "think" outside your angle...you need to "live" outside it....as I do.
Very good. I'm an Anglo - and I try hard.

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

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#582429 Aug 31, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I know where you can find a nice safe closet.
It's occupied. Clearwater is using it right now.

“It's Time. . .”

Since: Jun 13

New Holland

#582430 Aug 31, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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If I were ever to move from the USA, California wouldn't be the place.
<snort>
OK then. But I would love to see it - and a lot of places.

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