Why Should Jesus Love Me?

“MEET KIKI -She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#582352 Aug 31, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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Sperm donors are awesome. I've already picked one out. Once I get the liquid nitrogen container set up, I'll work on a way to sneak up and sedate him. That reminds me. I'm going to need a prostitute and a beaker. The devil is in the details.
.. don't leave home without them ..

Rated PG

http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/trojan-magnu...

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Long Beach, CA

#582353 Aug 31, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. is there any particular reason you detest Chaser ??..
Excuse me.

Who is Chaser?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#582354 Aug 31, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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No, no Catcher! RR assures us that he is a professional.
I would love to be the one who "tests" his abilities.

“It's Time. . .”

Since: Jun 13

New Holland

#582355 Aug 31, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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http://salem-news.com/stimg/march022010/spide...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vpK1LVpugqM/TZ-lGLI...
These are really beautiful...
http://www.weirdomatic.com/building-for-survi...
I have a file of dew covered spider web pictures that I have collected...they are so beautiful.
Charlotte's web, hey?

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

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#582356 Aug 31, 2013
Here For Now wrote:
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You sure do like to try and push people’s buttons. He does not, nor has he said that he did, hate gays.
The sex question is something a kid would say/use not a supposed lawyer. You talk like a kid, not a lawyer or an adult period.
I had my first adult period a week after I turned 18. I couldn't tell the difference.

Since: Oct 12

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#582357 Aug 31, 2013
Here For Now wrote:
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Hey Lady,
Thank you LW. I decided to at least get to the end. I will pray
Don’t know how long I’ll stay or if I’ll be in here again or not. It is nothing serious but I had a procedure performed on me that called for pain pills.
HFN
Just take care of yourself. Hope you get better. Prayer can move mountains. Always remember a war can be declared and fought but that does not mean there battle will be won. I never been a good follower and not a good runner either. God bless you always.

“MEET KIKI -She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#582358 Aug 31, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Excuse me.
Who is Chaser?
.. the person an ambulance stops for on the way to the hospital after an auto accident ..

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#582359 Aug 31, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I swear, I didn't know how young you were!
Don't ya b'lieve it Tide.
Sounds 8*BALL ta me!
She's up ta sumpth'n...ain't no bout adout it!

Since: Oct 12

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#582360 Aug 31, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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I had my first adult period a week after I turned 18. I couldn't tell the difference.
Did all you men make a note of this big deal, wow first one at age 18. What a accompanishment that is.

Since: Jan 11

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#582361 Aug 31, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
There IS just such an organization. It is called "The Jesus Seminar".
You should check it out.
It is not just some inappropriate summation. It is a detailed evaluation by several scholars, continuing over a course of many years of evaluation....and is excellent.
Thanks.

It looks like they employed reasonable standards of evaluation.

"The reports of my death, and subsequent resurrection, have been greatly exaggerated." ~Jesus Twain

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#582362 Aug 31, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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That's immoral. You have to take responsibility for your own actions, you can't sluff them off onto someone else.
Also, sin is a cultural construct. It works in your religious culture b/c you - well, here anyway - frame the entire religion around that:
1. you're a sinner
2. sinners are punished, since "sin" is bad
3. don't worry,'cause Jesus has you covered
4. unless you stop believing
And whatever you do, don't question why the argument is circular or where sin ultimately came from.
SEE! I knowed ya was up ta sumpth'n!
Now ter tell'n the truth again!
Ter jist out'a remote control again!

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

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#582363 Aug 31, 2013
Chris Clearwater wrote:
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What is silly is the amount of time on the issue. Unless I'm here I rarely give it any thought. As to the rest covered it with the bigot Chaser.
The issue of marriage?

The issue of equality?

The issue of two people who love each other but are denied basic rights?

Would you rather focus on photographers? I do go to other threads, ya know?

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#582364 Aug 31, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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RR doesn't know where babies come from.
I do know that once you have a baby it's best not to abandon them...

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#582365 Aug 31, 2013
karl44 wrote:
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substitutional atonement is immoral
to say nothing about the concept of a debt paid in the blood of a sentient being.
Are ya say'n I shouldn't be sacrific'n human beans ta BAAL?
Yahweh never had no prolem with it.

Since: Oct 12

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#582366 Aug 31, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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Thanks.
It looks like they employed reasonable standards of evaluation.
"The reports of my death, and subsequent resurrection, have been greatly exaggerated." ~Jesus Twain
So tell us great one how was that resurrection. How long did it last. At your age maybe was in a dream state.
Here For Now

Lenoir City, TN

#582367 Aug 31, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. Catch goofs on people; he enjoys that ..
.. if someone calls you a pervert, would you find that hateful ??..
.. is a homosexual not indulging his/her libido still a pervert ??..
I would not call someone a pervert because they were gay. Neither would I wish someone dead or piss on their grave.

When you think about all the things that are said against Christians, what ever has been said against Gays in here is not any wore or maybe even not as bad as what has been said about our Lord and savior or/and Christians. What about that?? Or is trash talk against Christ and Christians ok but a no no only if the subject is gays??

I do not believe Chris hates Gays. He certainly would not have shared what he has with us. I said before and will say it again. There are gay haters out there and they are not Christians either. It is unreasonable to blame Christians for all that you think is bad. To do so is just a person using it to justify not liking Christians.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#582368 Aug 31, 2013

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#582369 Aug 31, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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That God is quite a designer.
River tips her Red Sox cap.
Sometimes you feel like a nut,
Sometimes you don't...

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#582370 Aug 31, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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Was that on the Ugly Bewbies site?
No, a demotivational poster site.

Geesh

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#582371 Aug 31, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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I'm starting to regret posting that "word" here.
Carrion, RR.
Carrion
Lol

Give Ben a new insult, please.

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