Why Should Jesus Love Me?

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#579705 Aug 27, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Why, did I tell more 'filthy Christian lies'?
LOL

Your kind doesn't know the meaning of truth. You lousy stinkin Christian maggot. I hope you drop dead at work so the world can be taken over by the secular humanists and their superior ethics and fascinating new constitution.

:)

Although in all seriousness we should be careful. At this rate, by 2033 there might be 7-8 of them. depending on how long the current ones live!

“Ditat Deus”

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#579706 Aug 27, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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You're an idiot. There were multiple definitions there, and the you cited was not the relevant one.
@ Riverside Redneck: is this one of those great expanded minds you were referring to?
Lol no.

There are exceptions to every rule.

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#579707 Aug 27, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
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It's pretty good for troglodytes. I mean if you never saw through a telescope and never went to school, It makes perfect sense.
But in light of 2,000 years of scientific discovery, troglodyte science isn't so good no more.
Well, yeah. We can go ahead and say many ancient cultures had an equally "sorta similar" troglodyte explanation too.

If you substitute in "the unknown" for "god" in the Abrahamic version(and others), it's much more understandable for what it is.

Ancient men trying to explain what they couldn't adequately explain.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#579708 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Yes, you do.
1. Is the deity you pray to perfectly moral, in your opinion, or not?
2. Do you or don't you get "taken over" by the Holy Spirit when you pray?
3. Where do you claim to derive your morality from?
4. Do you believe morality to be a social construct or derived from an objective source, a perfect being?
Ther morality come from them "sheep".
Us open rangers' don't cotton to the idea whatsoever.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#579709 Aug 27, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Sigh...
Are you still bound by the 'one god' laws of the Yayoi?
Do their laws still apply to you or any modern Japanese?
None of the current religions in Japan pretend to be connected to Yayoi. Your religion maintains a holy book that uses both OT and NT and then pretends that the god it depicts is perfect, lives outside of time, etc - total nonsense if you read both.

And I'm not religious.

So your question is not only stupid, but it's a red herring - well done! You finally put one down!

Since: Mar 09

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#579710 Aug 27, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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College? Loved ones?
Dream on.
LOL

Try clenching your fists tighter

Maybe that will make your fantasies about me come true muchacho

~snicker

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#579711 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Just turn the words into any definition you want.

Exactly , with enough creative thinking a "day" can mean anywhere from 1 earth rotation to a gazillion years.
A serpent can have as many legs as you can glue on it. "Nodda snake"
A circle can mean a 3D shape.
God can give you a skin, but can't show up for the lecture.
Back-flips prove you can write anything down, and it means anything else you want it too!
Imhotep

Windermere, FL

#579712 Aug 27, 2013
Red Apples wrote:
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Day one.
Genesis 1:3.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
STOP!

Today’s scholars can only use the known, that is historical reigning Roman Emperors as a reference in determining dates.

So, since your Bible clearly and unambiguously claims that Jesus was born during the reign of Herod the King, then he, Jesus, had to have been born no later than 4 B.C.

Irony meter goes boom!

Jesus could only have been born a minimum of four years before the birth of Jesus?

What exactly was 'day one' according to you?

Yours in 'Christ' only if 'Allah' is willing and 'Krishna' has received Buddha's certified approval from Zeus.
Shalom ;)

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#579713 Aug 27, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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They can't turn down my request. It must be investigated, like a sexual harassment or unsafe work environment charge in a workplace.
That's my point RR.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#579714 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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hahaha!
As I wrote to Qu - don't worry about the words in Genesis, just make them mean anything you want.
Right now you've got Genesis as some bizarre metaphor for the Big Bang, and later you'll change it to M-theory. You guys will write something like "when God separated the heavens from earth, he was talking about how gravity separated out from the other forces."
No I won't.

Cuz the Big Bang theory is bullshit.

And poorly named.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#579715 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Please don't take any offense, but you're kinda dumb.
Follow me here:
1. It's hard to read what constitutes humor through short posts, especially those lacking indicators such as :) or ;) or ;p etc.
2. Feminism literally means "believing that men and women are morally, cognitively and emotionally equal, with equal rights to enjoy life, etc., and equal but differing life experiences" It does not mean "put men down whenever they can, because men are so f*ckingstupid that I have to explain what feminism means."
:)
;p
:)
(see? it works, huh?)
So, if you're not a feminist, you're living in the past and not really someone worth interacting with.
Oh NO!
I think that means I'm one o' them feminist fellas.
How am I ever gonna 'splain this ta all my girlfriends?

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#579716 Aug 27, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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OH NO!
He's gonna haft'a clean the horse poop ofen the bottom o' his'n boots ta answer that one!
The instructions is written on the "heel".
He claimed morality was a social construct. And then he claimed that all people have morality because of god. Then he didn't answer when I commented that other people have different religious beliefs equally strong and equally valid as Christians.

So I won that one :)

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#579717 Aug 27, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
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Your kind doesn't know the meaning of truth. You lousy stinkin Christian maggot. I hope you drop dead at work so the world can be taken over by the secular humanists and their superior ethics and fascinating new constitution.
:)
Although in all seriousness we should be careful. At this rate, by 2033 there might be 7-8 of them. depending on how long the current ones live!
Jajaja

You forgot to piss on my grace.

Shame on you.

You'd make a terrible atheist.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#579718 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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I don't think Imhotep is a Christian.
Oh, that.
I don't think most cristers' that call theyselves that is neither.

“I.Spirit.Son.God”

Since: Jan 12

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#579719 Aug 27, 2013
Neb Senu wrote:
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Why would a Canaanite god, who Hebrews eventually worshipped down the road, abandon them and give a gift that you call Jesus to start a new religion called 'xtianity'.
Unless you're stating that Jesus and YHWH are one and the same?
???iyai!, what wrong with you brain you can't understand?

YHWH is just one name of hundreds of name for God.
Here is over 900...

http://christiananswers.net/dictionary/nameso...

Look down at the "Y", YHWH is just one of many names. You still no understand writer?

YHWH. Jesus Christ. And the Ruach Hakodesh are three distinct entity but one God. Jesus is Jesus. Jesus spoke of His Father who is YHWH who have many other names and Jesus spoke of the Comforter which is the Ruach Hakodesh.

What canaanite god you talking about?? here are some of the places YHWH show up:

Isaiah 50:10
Who is among you that feareth the LORD, that obeyeth the voice of his servant, that walketh in darkness, and hath no light? let him trust in the name of YHWH, and stay upon his God.

Malachi 3:16
Then they that feared YHWH spake often one to another: and YHWH hearkened, and heard it, and a book of remembrance was written before him for them that feared YHWH, and that thought upon his name.

Psalm 9:1-2
I will praise thee, O YHWH, with my whole heart; I will shew forth all thy marvellous works.

Deuteronomy 32:3
Because I will publish the name of YHWH: ascribe ye greatness unto our God.

2 Samuel 7:26
And let thy name be magnified for ever, saying, YHWH of hosts is the God over Israel: and let the house of thy servant David be established before thee.

[[[
YHWH is just one of many names for God that no have anything to do with no canaanite god lol. That simple thing writer, I no know why you having such a hard time oy!
Imhotep

Windermere, FL

#579720 Aug 27, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
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Your kind doesn't know the meaning of truth. You lousy stinkin Christian maggot. I hope you drop dead at work so the world can be taken over by the secular humanists and their superior ethics and fascinating new constitution.
:)
Although in all seriousness we should be careful. At this rate, by 2033 there might be 7-8 of them. depending on how long the current ones live!
We do have Ideas... Skom. ;)
Think how terrible the USA would be if WE...

1. Eradicate the Bush tax cuts for the rich and institute new taxes on the wealthiest Americans and on corporations, including a tax on all trading on Wall Street (where they currently pay 0%).

2. Assess a penalty tax on any corporation that moves American jobs to other countries when that company is already making profits in America. Our jobs are the most important national treasure and they cannot be removed from the country simply because someone wants to make more money.

3. Require that all Americans pay the same Social Security tax on all of their earnings (normally, the middle class pays about 6% of their income to Social Security; someone making $1 million a year pays about 0.6%(or 90% less than the average person). This law would simply make the rich pay what everyone else pays.

4. Reinstate the Glass-Steagall Act, placing serious regulations on how business is conducted by Wall Street and the banks.

5. Investigate the Crash of 2008, and bring to justice those who committed any crimes.

6. Reorder our nation's spending priorities (including the ending of all foreign wars and their cost of over $2 billion a week). This will re-open libraries, reinstate band and art and civics classes in our schools, fix our roads and bridges and infrastructure, wire the entire country for 21st century internet, and support scientific research that improves our lives.

7. Join the rest of the free world and create a single-payer, free and universal health care system that covers all Americans all of the time.

8. Immediately reduce carbon emissions that are destroying the planet and discover ways to live without the oil that will be depleted and gone by the end of this century.

9. Require corporations with more than 10,000 employees to restructure their board of directors so that 50% of its members are elected by the company’s workers. We can never have a real democracy as long as most people have no say in what happens at the place they spend most of their time: their job.(For any U.S. businesspeople freaking out at this idea because you think workers can't run a successful company: Germany has a law like this and it has helped to make Germany the world’s leading manufacturing exporter.)

10. We, the people, must pass three constitutional amendments that will go a long way toward fixing the core problems we now have. These include:

a) A constitutional amendment that fixes our broken electoral system by 1) completely removing campaign contributions from the political process; 2) requiring all elections to be publicly financed; 3) moving election day to the weekend to increase voter turnout; 4) making all Americans registered voters at the moment of their birth; 5) banning computerized voting and requiring that all elections take place on paper ballots.

b) A constitutional amendment declaring that corporations are not people and do not have the constitutional rights of citizens. This amendment should also state that the interests of the general public and society must always come before the interests of corporations.

c) A constitutional amendment that will act as a "second bill of rights" as proposed by President Franklin D. Roosevelt: that every American has a human right to employment, to health care, to a free and full education, to breathe clean air, drink clean water and eat safe food, and to be cared for with dignity and respect in their old age.

I am Imhotep® and I approve this post.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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#579721 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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So you believe men who were raised by a single mom have lost their balls?
This constitutes high debate for you?
Ya gotta consider the source sis.
Ya gotta consider the source...

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#579722 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Ok, feel free to straighten it out for me.
I said that some of the laws of the OT were specific laws for a specific people.

You atheists get too stuck on "but, but, but... It's in the Bible!!" and never give yourselves a chance to learn anything.

"Even if you do change their mind, they're never gonna admit to you that you did. So don't ever make that the test of whether or not you're right or whether or not you're persuasive or whether or not you're winning an argument. Most of these people are closed-minded, emotionally driven, non-thinking people. You're not gonna get to 'em with logic. You're not gonna get to them with fact. They live in a world they have constructed so that they don't have to face the facts. They can instead immerse themselves in this cocoon of emotion that makes 'em feel good. They don't want the facts if they contradict what they believe."

-Limbaugh on skeptics.

“I.Spirit.Son.God”

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#579723 Aug 27, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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And yet another blithering idiot for Christ.
:)

You're the Essence of Stupidity.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#579724 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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None of the current religions in Japan pretend to be connected to Yayoi. Your religion maintains a holy book that uses both OT and NT and then pretends that the god it depicts is perfect, lives outside of time, etc - total nonsense if you read both.
And I'm not religious.
So your question is not only stupid, but it's a red herring - well done! You finally put one down!
.

So.... I take it that's a no.

Ok good.

And I don't follow the laws or lifestyle of the Levites.

Capiche?

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