Why Should Jesus Love Me?
Chess Jurist

Columbus, OH

#579241 Aug 27, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
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You're actually not much different than stinky:
Anal-retentive
Obsessive-compulsive disorder
Extreme narcissism
My, Medicine Man and Part time Oracle, also
found a few other things:
A) you have have a mental disorder which manifests itself with an inflated sense of your own importance and a deep need for admiration.
B) Behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism.
C) You present a persistent sense of inadequacy, a tendency to self-diminishment, sometimes resulting in excessive aggressiveness.
Imhotep's court physicians prescribe psychotherapy.
My scribes agreed that you two make a perfect pair- Looks like a 'Vulcan mind meld' to me.
You should know that I keep stinky under my loving < Learned from Christians> channeling my very "Mysterious ways" - absolute CONTROL!
He is my slave and now he's fallen in love with you. I approve!
I told him in German to be yer pal! ;)
He is a loyal slave- thus his/her response to you.
I am Imhotep® and I approve this post.
Childish nonsense from a fool whose still smarting from the beating he took.
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#579242 Aug 27, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
<quoted text>No worries
I actually like seeing people enjoy themselves online and have some fun with it.
It's a nice change of pace from people who live and breath it to the point where they are making other people role models and faking the jobs they do
Keep on having fun Imhotep
I'm Skombolis and I approved this message:)
I wish the same to you Skombie. ;)
I have no agenda to promote.
I simply enjoy having fun at the expense of others.

I have no gods before me -
not in the past
not now
not in the future

I thoroughly enjoy your continuing banter with Ian's.

"Who's on first. what's on second, I don't know is on 3rd base!"

Eyeview extremism on both ends of the spectrum and just laugh at.

< Leaves another Siri-ism > ;)

Yours in 'Christ' only if 'Allah' is willing and 'Krishna' has received Buddha's certified approval from Zeus.
Shalom ;)
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#579243 Aug 27, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
It's not much of a choice, is it?
I left out couple others. ;)

"They took the king's sons, and slew seventy persons, and put their heads in baskets, and sent him them to Jezreel. And there came a messenger, and told him, saying, They have brought the heads of the king's sons. And he said, Lay ye them in two heaps at the entering in of the gate until the morning." (2 Kings 10:7,8)

Baskets full of heads?
Stephen King is inspired!

"And there was a great famine in Samaria….And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow. So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son." (2 Kings 6:25-29)

That whole scenario is so appalling it nauseates. Boiled her son? Did she boil him like a lobster, just drop the squirming infant into boiling water, or did she kill him first before putting him in the pot?
What spices were used any bay leaves?

I have questions! < Giggles>
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#579244 Aug 27, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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Childish nonsense from a fool whose still smarting from the beating he took.
You seem obsessed with winning is if you were in a contest. LOL What is the score? Seventh inning stretch? Halftime show coming up with you and stinky?

Fool? Indeed thou art! This is God's gift to me and I thank her!

Are you still playing a game or just waiting for your boyfriend, Stinky?

There is no winner. There is no loser.
There is only commentary, nothing more.
Have you always been this obtuse or is today special?

"You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough." ~Aldous Huxley
Chess Jurist

Columbus, OH

#579245 Aug 27, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
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You seem obsessed with winning is if you were in a contest. LOL What is the score? Seventh inning stretch? Halftime show coming up with you and stinky?
Fool? Indeed thou art! This is God's gift to me and I thank her!
Are you still playing a game or just waiting for your boyfriend, Stinky?
There is no winner. There is no loser.
There is only commentary, nothing more.
Have you always been this obtuse or is today special?
"You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough." ~Aldous Huxley
Bruised ego.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#579246 Aug 27, 2013
UIdiotRACEMAKEWORLDPEACE wrote:
[edited for space]

So, what has happened to turn the most peace-loving institution the world has ever known (the New Testament church) into the biggest cheerleaders for war? I’m talking about un-provoked, illegal, unconstitutional, unbiblical–even secret–wars of aggression. The biggest cheerleaders for the unprovoked, unconstitutional, pre-emptive attack and invasion of Iraq were evangelical Christians. Ditto for the war in Afghanistan, the bombing of Libya, the attacks in Yemen, etc. Who is calling for the bombing of Iran? Evangelical Christians. Who cheers for sending more and more troops all over the world to maim and kill more and more people (including innocents)? Evangelical Christians. Shoot (pun intended)! Most evangelical Christians didn’t even bat an eye when the federal government sent military and police personnel to murder American citizens, including old men, women, and children–Christian old men, women, and children, no less–outside Waco, Texas.
And where are today’s evangelical Christians giving a second thought regarding their fellow Christian brothers and sisters in many of these Middle Eastern countries that are being persecuted, imprisoned, tortured, and killed by the puppet regimes being put in power by the US government–at US taxpayer (including Christian taxpayer) expense? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but more Christians have been persecuted under the US-imposed regime in Iraq than were ever persecuted when Saddam Hussein was in power. Oh! And don’t forget that it was the US government that was responsible for putting Saddam Hussein in power to begin with. The US government set up Osama bin Laden, too. But I digress.
In addition to the “white” wars (the ones everyone knows about), the US government authorizes some 70 black ops commando raids in some 120 countries EVERY DAY. In fact, the secret, black ops military of the US is so large today it now totals more personnel than the ENTIRE MILITARY OF CANADA!
A recent report noted,“In 120 countries across the globe, troops from Special Operations Command carry out their secret war of high-profile assassinations, low-level targeted killings, capture/kidnap operations, kick-down-the-door night raids, joint operations with foreign forces, and training missions with indigenous partners as part of a shadowy conflict unknown to most Americans. Once ‘special’ for being small, lean, outsider outfits, today they are special for their power, access, influence, and aura.”
America’s secret wars,
http://tinyurl.com/3q7s335
Thanks for that.

Of course, that moral value - that behavior promoting peace is preferable to picking fights - is older than Jesus.

What I am asking these Christians is what valuable moral advice Jesus originally contributed to the world. I think I already know the answer.

The matter of whether the Christians actually embody those values is a separate issue. I have argued before that not only are humanist values superior on paper, but that humanists are superior at teaching, learning, and living those values as well. That is, not only are Christian values either stolen or shabby, but that they can't seem to live even those as your citation attests.

Blessed are the peacemakers indeed. Meh.
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#579247 Aug 27, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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Bruised ego.
Don't feel bad it happens to everyone. ;)

Give yourself One quick pat on the back, a sincere 'attaboy' and your bruised ego will recover.

;)

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#579248 Aug 27, 2013
Qu_innocence wrote:
"God to me is a mystery but is the explanation for the miracle of existence, why there is something instead of nothing."
Alan Sandage
God is the answer for why there is something instead of nothing? You don't see the problem with that, do you?

Arguments like that reinforce my thoughts about faith.
Chess Jurist

Columbus, OH

#579249 Aug 27, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
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Don't feel bad it happens to everyone. ;)
Give yourself One quick pat on the back, a sincere 'attaboy' and your bruised ego will recover.
;)
Damage pride.

Still can't get over that beating you took, eh?

http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/T0N0LOR...

http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/T0N0LOR...

I'm happy to remind folks of it.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#579250 Aug 27, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
Usted está teniendo demasiado divertido jugando con sus víctimas!
;)


That one I could understand.
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#579251 Aug 27, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks for that.
Of course, that moral value - that behavior promoting peace is preferable to picking fights - is older than Jesus.
What I am asking these Christians is what valuable moral advice Jesus originally contributed to the world. I think I already know the answer.
The matter of whether the Christians actually embody those values is a separate issue. I have argued before that not only are humanist values superior on paper, but that humanists are superior at teaching, learning, and living those values as well. That is, not only are Christian values either stolen or shabby, but that they can't seem to live even those as your citation attests.
Blessed are the peacemakers indeed. Meh.
Me voy a casa, Doc.
Jobs concluyen este viernes.

Estará de regreso en los Estados Unidos - Creo que Carolina del Norte en algún momento de octubre.

Oy vey!

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#579252 Aug 27, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
LOL Ians ya big dummy, you still think your delusions are real!
You´re the Christian.
Skombolis wrote:
And my factory could be on fire and buried in rubble from an earthquake and it would still be better than your Mexican slum.
Bigot.
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#579253 Aug 27, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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Damage pride.
Still can't get over that beating you took, eh?
http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/T0N0LOR...
http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/T0N0LOR...
I'm happy to remind folks of it.
Yes I think it's enjoyable! Please don't stop!

Frankly I don't think you brag about yourself enough. I enjoy keeping you at the end of my leash.

Y'all come back now ya hear?

"It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgement. Insensibly, one begins to twist facts to suit theories instead of theories to suit facts." ~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

“It's time. . .”

Since: Jun 13

Terra Australis

#579254 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
We still have full service stations here. Most people are afraid to do the self-service thing. Literally afraid.
U still do have some driveway service here. Only in some country towns, where old fashioned hospitality prevails.

I was filling up for my mother as a teenager. Petrol can be very dangerous, that's true. She taught me to respect it, like electricity and hot stoves.
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#579255 Aug 27, 2013
Red Apples wrote:
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Wrong Skippy.
How can your "genealogy of Adam" laughable theory be used to determine the age of the Earth when Adam wasn't even around when God created the Heavens and the Earth in Genesis 1:1.
Epic fail Grasshopper!!!
Care to try again?
_______
And while you're at it, please feel free to dazzle us with your biblical knowledge by telling us how much time elapsed between Genesis 1:1 and Genesis 1:2.
We'll all be waiting Skippy.
Speaking of waiting...

Today’s scholars can only use the known, that is historical reigning Roman Emperors as a reference in determining dates.

So, since your Bible clearly and unambiguously claims that Jesus was born during the reign of Herod the King, then he, Jesus, had to have been born no later than 4 B.C.

Irony meter goes boom!

Jesus could only have been born a minimum of four years before the birth of Jesus?

After you stop laughing though, consider the import of this paradox.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#579256 Aug 27, 2013
scaritual wrote:
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"Conservapedia is a joke"
https://www.google.com/search...
But, hey, Conservapedia is rewriting the bible, so maybe you'll like that.
http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_P...
Red herring.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#579257 Aug 27, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
When you gotta lie as an anonymous poster online, that's about as pitiful as it can get.
I'll bet the house you own looks good with your university diploma on the wall.
Skombolis wrote:
The only way it could be worse would be if you were doing it from Mexico:)
Bigot.
Chess Jurist

Columbus, OH

#579258 Aug 27, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
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Yes I think it's enjoyable! Please don't stop!
Frankly I don't think you brag about yourself enough. I enjoy keeping you at the end of my leash.
Y'all come back now ya hear?
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgement. Insensibly, one begins to twist facts to suit theories instead of theories to suit facts." ~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
More foolish prattle from a poster with damaged pride.
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#579259 Aug 27, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
That one I could understand.
We are finding is easier to learn to read and write first. The dialect is impossible to master.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#579260 Aug 27, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
And my factory could be ...
That's what I thought: "Shouldn't you be napping? Nightfall will be here before you know it, and then its off to guard some warehouse or stock shelves or whatever mind-numbing, soul-crushing, unskilled, entry level job you're still doing. And step lively lest some teenager steals your job just for fun."

Enjoy.

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