Why Should Jesus Love Me?

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#579295 Aug 27, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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I am an attorney.
Criminal defense is one area in which I have practiced.
I do more than that.
I have real troubles believing that you'd worry about what a non-lawyer thinks of your specialization based on their interpretation of your posts on topix.

I know you a little better :)

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#579296 Aug 27, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Ya, I know.
It's just more feminist shit I won't tolerate.
It's like comedians. A white comedian that tells black jokes is racist but a black comedian that tells white jokes is just a comedian.
Whatthefuckever.
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http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/T0N0LOR...
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RiversideRedneck wrote: "cuz women are dumb and men exploit that."
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HL wrote: "if there's intelligent life outside our universe, now I know why they've never tried to contact man"
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.. the implication is clear. Why RR thinks this is name-calling is beyond my comprehension ..
"cuz blacks are dumb and whites exploit them."
"cuz Jews are vermin and the master race must exploit them."
"cuz Tutsis are the scum of the earth and the Rwandan Hutus must exploit and exterminate them."
.. such statements reflect a society in conflict that no peaceful species would want to interact with ..
The door swings both ways, would you not agree?

If a man makes a comment like I did, he's immediately chastised and labeled a misogynist.

But when a women makes a comment like you did, it's eerily acceptable and no misandry is mentioned.

That's why I called you a misandrist (followed by a :p), to try and point out the hypocrisy of it all.

Also, that's why I made the comedian analogy.

Is this what we, as a society, call fair & equal?

Thoughts?

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#579297 Aug 27, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Red herring.
It's hilarious watching you backpedal.
<whisper>

(rr...you've used the phrase 'red herring' incorrectly twice now)

<looks around>

(just trying to help you out, buddy)

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#579298 Aug 27, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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It's ok.
Look back down...
;)
<oils her shears>

Ok. Looking back down.
Imhotep

Windermere, FL

#579299 Aug 27, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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The continuing nonsense of an poster with a wounded ego.
I've seen it before.
And always from fundies.
Oddly, I've seen your type before...
The only difference was I had to pay admission!

Don't worry stinky will be here soon to help you!
You do make a nice couple!

I am Imhotep® and I approve of thy Subservience.
Please don't disappoint me..

I do so enjoy your patting yourself on the back.
I have a request of you!

Please put every post you've ever sent to me on the link! That way everyone can ignore them all at once instead of one at a time!

Are you going to respond so I can respond some more or do I have to light my pipe for fun today?

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#579300 Aug 27, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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"Christians claim to be in touch with a perfectly moral being"
O_o
We do??
Yes, you do.

1. Is the deity you pray to perfectly moral, in your opinion, or not?

2. Do you or don't you get "taken over" by the Holy Spirit when you pray?

3. Where do you claim to derive your morality from?

4. Do you believe morality to be a social construct or derived from an objective source, a perfect being?

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#579301 Aug 27, 2013
followerofSatan wrote:
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retard riverside, steady state was a hypothesis...it was an alternative to the Big Bang, which was proven and is a scientific theory...until there is proof, everything remains a hypothesis...Big Bang was proved by NASA 5 years ago...
now educate yourself on the use of the word theory....from the National Academy of Science:
The Theory of Evolution is a theory, but guess what?
When scientists use the word theory, it has a different meaning to normal everyday use.1 That's right, it all comes down to the multiple meanings of the word theory. If you said to a scientist that you didn't believe in evolution because it was "just a theory", they'd probably be a bit puzzled.
In everyday use, theory means a guess or a hunch, something that maybe needs proof.
In science, a theory is not a guess, not a hunch. It's a well-substantiated, well-supported, well-documented explanation for our observations.
It ties together all the facts about something, providing an explanation that fits all the observations and can be used to make predictions. In science, theory is the ultimate goal, the explanation. It's as close to proven as anything in science can be.
So you agree,*that* science, the Steady State theory, isn't "true science".

"Steady State Theory:

The steady-state theory is a view that the universe is always expanding but maintaining a constant average density, matter being continuously created to form new stars and galaxies at the same rate that old ones become unobservable as a consequence of their increasing distance and velocity of recession. A steady-state universe has no beginning or end in time; and from any point within it the view on the grand scale--i.e., the average density and arrangement of galaxies--is the same. Galaxies of all possible ages are intermingled.

The theory was first put forward by Sir James Jeans in about 1920 and again in revised form in 1948 by Hermann Bondi and Thomas Gold. It was further developed by Sir Fred Hoyle to deal with problems that had arisen in connection with the alternative big-bang hypothesis. Observations since the 1950s have produced much evidence contradictory to the steady-state picture and supportive of the big-bang model"

abyss.uoregon.edu/~js/glossary/steady_state.h... ;

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So what I'm gathering is that is was considered true unitl it was considered false.

Who's to say that the BBT won't be considered false someday?

You, a mere follower of Satan?

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#579302 Aug 27, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Ya, I know.
It's just more feminist shit I won't tolerate.
It's like comedians. A white comedian that tells black jokes is racist but a black comedian that tells white jokes is just a comedian.
Whatthefuckever.
Please don't take any offense, but you're kinda dumb.

Follow me here:

1. It's hard to read what constitutes humor through short posts, especially those lacking indicators such as :) or ;) or ;p etc.

2. Feminism literally means "believing that men and women are morally, cognitively and emotionally equal, with equal rights to enjoy life, etc., and equal but differing life experiences" It does not mean "put men down whenever they can, because men are so f*ckingstupid that I have to explain what feminism means."

:)
;p
:)

(see? it works, huh?)

So, if you're not a feminist, you're living in the past and not really someone worth interacting with.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#579303 Aug 27, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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The continuing nonsense of an poster with a wounded ego.
I've seen it before.
And always from fundies.
I don't think Imhotep is a Christian.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#579304 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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<whisper>
(rr...you've used the phrase 'red herring' incorrectly twice now)
<looks around>
(just trying to help you out, buddy)
hmmm....

Since you're always honest with me, I hadda go check.

RiversideRedneck wrote:
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And a female saying that aliens won't visit earth because men are dumb?
It's funny that you guys harp on me for saying shit about women but you never harp on the women for saying shit about men.
Put your balls back on, you p_ssy.

Catcher1 wrote:
Let's see you say shit about black people. Or Jews. Or others who have suffered discrimination.

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Agreed, no red herring there.

Thanks, babe.
Bongo

Bronx, NY

#579305 Aug 27, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
Happy Lesbo wrote:
the mindset of some Christian men on this thread only reflects that very sexism ..
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.. the days of racism, sexism, atheophobia and homophobia are coming to an end. Minorities no longer need to beg for understanding or compassion; the roles have been reversed ..
.. do you see the light at the end of the tunnel ??..
Not so true, your numbers are increasing in a growing immoral society. People like you ians catcher and others are actually proponents of the above due to your odiousness and constant vitriol. America is in steep decline, the tipping point forthcoming, are you blind?

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#579306 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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<oils her shears>
Ok. Looking back down.
Oil this time?

Ooooh, I feel so special.

*gets helmet*

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#579307 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Yes, you do.
1. Is the deity you pray to perfectly moral, in your opinion, or not?
2. Do you or don't you get "taken over" by the Holy Spirit when you pray?
3. Where do you claim to derive your morality from?
4. Do you believe morality to be a social construct or derived from an objective source, a perfect being?
What do you mean by "in touch"? Are you saying we have an intuitive awareness or that we're in communication with God or both?

1. Yes.
2. Not usually.
3. Self, from various sources up to and including the Bible.
4. A social construct.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#579308 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Please don't take any offense, but you're kinda dumb.
Follow me here:
1. It's hard to read what constitutes humor through short posts, especially those lacking indicators such as :) or ;) or ;p etc.
2. Feminism literally means "believing that men and women are morally, cognitively and emotionally equal, with equal rights to enjoy life, etc., and equal but differing life experiences" It does not mean "put men down whenever they can, because men are so f*ckingstupid that I have to explain what feminism means."
:)
;p
:)
(see? it works, huh?)
So, if you're not a feminist, you're living in the past and not really someone worth interacting with.
I added a ":p" to my post to HL. That indicates I'm humorously sticking my tongue out going 'neener neener'.

Men and women are definitely equal on terms of morality and equal rights to life. I don't see us as equals in terms of "cognitively and emotionally equal", though. We're not equal, in that we're he same. We are equal in that we're equally balanced, though.

I'm no feminist, so you'll hafta decide if I'm 'worth interacting with'...
Bongo

Bronx, NY

#579309 Aug 27, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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Sure they do. Think about the loss to the work (sic) if your factory went out of business.
<quoted text>
Maybe if you acquire some chloroform and a van.
You've got some shtick
Imhotep

Windermere, FL

#579310 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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I don't think Imhotep is a Christian.
Blasphemy!
;)

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#579311 Aug 27, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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So at what point in your life did you lose your balls?
You were raised by a single mother, huh?
So you believe men who were raised by a single mom have lost their balls?

This constitutes high debate for you?
Chess Jurist

Columbus, OH

#579312 Aug 27, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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I don't think Imhotep is a Christian.
He's not.

But he is a fundie.

He posted some nonsense from a hack website, got called on it with real scholars, and has been name calling ever since.

The links are a couple pages back.

No different than a Christian fundie.

A belief in a deity is not required to qualify.
Chess Jurist

Columbus, OH

#579313 Aug 27, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
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Oddly, I've seen your type before...
The only difference was I had to pay admission!
Don't worry stinky will be here soon to help you!
You do make a nice couple!
I am Imhotep® and I approve of thy Subservience.
Please don't disappoint me..
I do so enjoy your patting yourself on the back.
I have a request of you!
Please put every post you've ever sent to me on the link! That way everyone can ignore them all at once instead of one at a time!
Are you going to respond so I can respond some more or do I have to light my pipe for fun today?
Wounded pride at work.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#579314 Aug 27, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Oil this time?
Ooooh, I feel so special.
*gets helmet*
hahaha!

Ouch!

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