Why Should Jesus Love Me?
Dr shrink

Baltimore, MD

#579146 Aug 26, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
<quoted text>
< Scribes advise of intruder seeking Humiliation>
< Warning ! warning ! danger ! Will Robinson!>
< Fires pipe up quickly>
You 'warn' no one. Get over yourself.
The only 'shiner icy' is you, adoring yourself In thy mirror. < Siri strikes again I'll leave it in>
Why dont you quiet down and give that hole in your face a chance to heal? I'm beginning to believe that you are living proof that Snow White and Dopey had a sordid love affair...
< Fires pipe>
< Enjoys another Cappuccino>
< Crickets chirping>
Are you still reading this?
< Doofus>
I should've told you that you can't play the game with nothing but rooks. How many times have I told you, they don't jump!
< Please hold your cards lower... I can see your hand>
< Returns to angry birds>
y
just only Farts are your worthless psychopath bablings

ze srala sie bieda i pla cze?
Dr shrink

Baltimore, MD

#579147 Aug 26, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
<quoted text>
That's the problem with Christianity and Islam. Too many believers that have no problem with killing someone.
those problems are only inside of your sick head?

“Filia Spartacus”

Since: Jun 13

Libertas

#579148 Aug 26, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
<quoted text>
I won't bite and argue with you, RH.
I'm going to take Mark Twain's advice:
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
He was a very smart man, the old Sam Clemens.
:D

“Rising”

Since: Dec 10

Milky Way

#579149 Aug 26, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, he just got back from a 3 day weekend.
:)

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#579150 Aug 26, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow. Mythra really lost out, hey. He had his chance, but Jesus beat him to the finish line.
So it seems.

Myths.

Ya can't count on 'em for nothin'.
Dr shrink

Baltimore, MD

#579151 Aug 26, 2013
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text>
Christians are such wonderful representatives of their religion.
atheists are aborted bastards children of christianity,
spiritual prostitute Christianity commited adultery with this hure world, and gave birthday abominable wicked bastard baby called ATHEISM
you are one of theom aborted embrio of your adultorous spiritual mother christianity?
you are not grateful to be alive because of mama christianity,only you spew against your own spiritual mother Christianity
never forget second dimensions doesn't have christianity evil members
also dr Shrink is not wicked christinity at all?
just I let you go out from your delusions and halucinations about dr Shrink
now?after reading,just before sleep try to masturbate own dildo, and believe there is not God who see your abominable relief( beating own dead horse)

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#579152 Aug 26, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
<quoted text>
He'll be back in the moment not to worry!
I can hear him laughing at your last post from here!
Cool.

In the meantime, I'd be pleased to smack you around some more, goofy.
Dr shrink

Baltimore, MD

#579153 Aug 26, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
Uhm...
- aliens were in the punchline
- it was in response to your comment
how much do you know about aliens and their deep ocean bottom laboratory??
if you know something?
who told you to your retarded empty brain?

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's Teapot

#579154 Aug 26, 2013
Rosa_Winkel wrote:
<quoted text>
That one would have trouble qualifying for a first aid certificate.
hahaaa... Yeah. I've lost track of how many names that troll has used by now.

I try to avoid responding to it at all and every so often it gets by.
Prince Helmut Pipke

Baltimore, MD

#579155 Aug 26, 2013
SO?
Lucky sperm Society member Prince helmut grandson of Imperor Faranz Joseph from Austria Hungary Bohemia ENTERED NOW LOW VERMITS TOPIC POSTING ATHEISTIC NONSENSE

Prinze helmut Pipke is able only to send his one security guard nickle name Cockroach to inhalate all dumb butts without of any life clue???

so
his close ancient friend Don Kichote just broke his sword on Amsterdam WINDMILLS,
end of this sharp sword enter deep a...of imhotep AND ANY OPERATION WAS NOT SUCCESFULL,
all doctors left sharp edge in Imhotep a..... and saw his colon make his a....to be female part like vagina( it means doctors made imhotep to be insane vegetable GAY)

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#579156 Aug 26, 2013
Dr shrink wrote:
<quoted text>
he is mentaly sick psychopath,with negative observation"maniacial shisophremnia"
also his babbling release white foam from his mouth, and after few minutes this foam stinks like rats s..??
be careful, nobody is able to hurt someone who is jerk mentaly retarded from day of birth?
I don't exclude you as crazy,but you are reterded not danger to hurt yourselves?
I'd greatly appreciate it if you'd be on his side.

K?
huk wek fu fue

Baltimore, MD

#579157 Aug 26, 2013
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text>
hahaaa... Yeah. I've lost track of how many names that troll has used by now.
I try to avoid responding to it at all and every so often it gets by.
Huk Wue Fee great wisard from deep space planet orion,
is wonder how do you handle own air breath on this earth under lowest levels of human inteligency tree Wisdom ended on the top branches reaching Shamaya high Heavens,
when are you going to stand up on your 2 human legs,insted lay down like little 4 legs pig in the wet mud of begin to be human searching higher trees of Wisdom.
white eagle Huk Wek Fu Fue flying above this tree wait for your slow raise up from ashes and give glory to the Supreme Creator of CHOKMA HUGE TREE OF WISDOM REACHING SHAMAYA HIGH HEVAENS AND ETERNAL TABLETS OF SIMPLE MORAL LAW WRITTEN ONLY FOR HUMANS,NOT INSECTS LIKE YOU
Dr shrink

Baltimore, MD

#579158 Aug 26, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
<quoted text>
I'd greatly appreciate it if you'd be on his side.
K?
DR SHRINK
refuse any advices flows from his retarded clients,

his side is lowest stage of tree Wisdom
dr Shrink seat on the last branch of this tree,and spread buckets of urine on those who are seating in their own muds of stupidity

NEVER SEND ADICES TO YOUR DR SHINK?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#579159 Aug 26, 2013
Qu_innocence wrote:
<quoted text>I have to disagree, Captain. That's okay, right?
Any story sounds true until someone tells the other side and sets the record straight. I believe that Moses had the record of truth on the matter.
Ya. It's ok. You don't have to believe what I do.
If everyone did, it would be a boring world.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#579160 Aug 26, 2013
Qu_innocence wrote:
<quoted text>I'm sorry to hear that you feel that way about my God.
If my children are raised with a high work ethic displine, taught profusely to do what is right by their fellow man... and then later makes a choice to go against that which is right... and start to sell drugs and the like. Then how is that the parent fault? Is that parent weak? Yet usually, an ideal parent will still love their children no matter what, will do whatever they can to get them back on the right path, but if they continue to resist intervention then the bed that they make is their own.
In the same way, it is not God's fault when mankind goes against His Will.
.
None of that excuses the despicable behavior (well documented) of your deity.
Dr shrink

Baltimore, MD

#579161 Aug 26, 2013
Rosa_Winkel wrote:
<quoted text>
WRONG! My father told me all about Vladimir Lenin and the Russian Revolution, a long time ago.
YOUR RUSKIJ FATHER COMMUNIST
did Lie to you about Vladimir Lenin,
if he wouldn't your papa would spend life on siberia,or be killed in 1st revolution 1017 attack of winter Palace by bolshewicks

so maybe dr Shrink is right,
you got not any clue about boh vladimir illich Lenin dieduschka god of atheists
because mama of bastard babies atheists is christianity comitted adultery with Lenin ideology and give birth to bastard bay named Atheism

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#579162 Aug 26, 2013
Qu_innocence wrote:
<quoted text>I understand. Is it possible to create a program with freewill, then?
Yes.
Dr shrink

Baltimore, MD

#579163 Aug 26, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>
Ya. It's ok. You don't have to believe what I do.
If everyone did, it would be a boring world.
you are very funny jerk
nobody read or believe your posted BS?
SUN ALWAYS RAISE FROM EAST TO THE WEST,NOT FROM WEST TO THE EAST,

you are just simple idiot,trying to change proper direction of Sun

it is like about 2 kids who stolen moon and hide light of moon under their own bed pillow,for them it was dark around,same for you darkness blind your eyes, brain, and worthless mud earthly wisdom?
Here For Now

Lenoir City, TN

#579164 Aug 26, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes, and the world was made by magic in six days, and man is made of mud and woman of a rib, and the world was submerged by forty days of rain, and a dead man got up and became a god.
Your commitment to reality is legendary.
Leave off your last sentence. Then replace magic with God then replace a god with Jesus, and became a with went back to being and I think you finally get it. Good for you.

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#579165 Aug 26, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes.
prove it?
not your babling yes?

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