Why Should Jesus Love Me?

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#578634 Aug 25, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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Except X used the phrase appropriately.
Get your head out of your ass.
As did I.

Now get your mind off my butt.

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#578635 Aug 25, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Hahaha, thanks. Of course we can be friends, I thought we were already.
I like Tide too, but not in that way.

Then why are you wearing his underroos? hahahaha
Imhotep

Windermere, FL

#578636 Aug 25, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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Ruined it.
Not me !

I never complain about growing old, far too many people have been denied the privilege.

But. I can sit back, take a toke, and watch the ant farm before me.

Lincoln stated,
"a nation divided against itself cannot stand "

If I want real "news ", It must be Reuters Associated Press or Al Jazeera.


USA=Oligarchy

Rule by the few, often seen as having self-serving ends. Aristotle used the term pejoratively for unjust rule by bad men, contrasting oligarchy with rule by an aristocracy. Most classic oligarchies have resulted when governing elites were recruited exclusively from a ruling class, which tends to exercise power in its own interest.

The more I hear politicians talk... the more frightening our world becomes.

OMG the ignorance!

My POTUS started with Franklin Delano Roosevelt. I've seen the government slowly collapse into the current abyss it has become.

What IKE warned about the "Military-industrial complex' is now a reality.

Meh

“ad victoriam”

Since: Dec 10

arte et marte

#578637 Aug 25, 2013
scaritual wrote:
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Yeah, I keep missing the part about the vents being hydrothermal.
I've caught myself a few times doing that so far.
Please no hydrothermal venting in here, you could get dr. stinky excited. Then the place will be ruined.

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#578638 Aug 25, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
<quoted text>I feed mine Christians, what's does your Dragon eat?

Warning - don't feed yours any Muslims. they cause serious gas.

Two cannibals walking through the jungle meet on a path...

I need some help cooking

What's the problem?

The last missionary was tough!

How did you cook it?

Oh you know the usual get the water, to boil, throw in a couple bay leaves. some vegetables

What was the missionary wearing?

A kind of brown frock with white lace, Very little hair

Ha ha !
I know what your problem is.
You're cooking it wrong!

Wait for it... ;)

Never boil a friar!
LOL
My dragon eats books.

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#578639 Aug 25, 2013
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text>I always forget about the talking kind.
I'll take a talking dragon over nasty gossip. Was that judgemental? Ah well. Hey Scar :D
Imhotep

Windermere, FL

#578640 Aug 25, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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You are angry, fool.
You've been slapped around intellectually, caught using a dishonest source, engaging in plagiarizing yourself, just as your specious source did while pretending he was relying on *my* sources.
You and your source don't even have the sense to steal from quality authors. Or maybe you can't find quality authors that affirm your nonsense. Whichever.
And now you want to pretend that I "think that unto such as [me]... A maggot-minded, starved, fanatic crew...God gave the secret, and denied it[you]."
Well, here's the problem with that, fool: I do not believe in god. Any god. I am not a Christian and have no religion. None.
Having lost the battle, having been exposed relying on a dishonest source and engaging in dishonesty of your own, you are left with name calling.
Well, you've picked the wrong names, dimwit.
Try again.
After all, it's all you got left.
Yawn Zzz

I think you suffer from an extreme case of narcissism. Is your life spent in front of a mirror?

I'll bet your arm is sore from patting yourself on the back.

Another " legend in his own mind"
I laugh at you!
The angrier you get the more successful I am!

Now go ahead, stomp your feet, jump up and down. I've always enjoyed a good puppetshow.

Try to grasp this Sparky...
I have no agenda to promote Nor any religion.

Feel free to push your little chess pieces around, this Forum is a game for me and you're merely another pawn to toy with.

Now Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is!

Did that rattle your cage? Make you furious?
Are the veins bulging your neck right now?
Reaching for your shotgun yet?

Lmao

< Fires pipe>

< Sips wine>

Are you ready to respond so I can enjoy myself with you? I'm really not finished with you yet.

< Giggles to self>

(Hears furious typing the background)

(Door bell! Pizza arrives)

< Just in time!>

;)
Imhotep

Windermere, FL

#578642 Aug 25, 2013
JuicyLullz wrote:
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LOL
My dragon eats books.
I recommend Bibles with the book of Mormon!

Kolub contains unique chemicals that will keep your dragon healthy.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#578643 Aug 25, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
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Yawn Zzz
....
I'd feign disinterest if I were you, too.
Imhotep

Windermere, FL

#578644 Aug 25, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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One would have to wonder what caused the Med. to wash into the Black sea some 7500 years or so ago, huh? I don't think that was the process of 10's of thousands of years.
Perhaps it was asteroid or meteor impact.
What do you attribute the wash that occurred that created the grand canyon?
Thor dropped his hammer it was a terrible accident!

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson set out to answer a truly perplexing scientific question Thursday on his Twitter feed: How much does Thor’s hammer weigh?

If Thor’s hammer is indeed made of a star, like the Marvel comic book says, it would weigh as much as 300 billion elephants.

Assuming the average weight of an elephant, this equates to approximately 4.5 quadrillion pounds, according to a Slate report (we’ll trust their math).
Tyson even posted a photo of himself holding the hammer, to provide some proof of the accuracy of his report.

He is one of pop culture’s favorite scientists, having hosted NOVA ScienceNow on PBS for five seasons and appearing frequently on The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and Late Night with Conan O’Brien.

He has hosted three of Reddit’s top 10 Ask Me Anything Q&A’s. He’s also no stranger to comic books — Tyson was featured in an issue of Action Comics in 2012, where he helped determine the location of Superman’s home planet, Krypton.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#578645 Aug 25, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
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Hiding is cool.
I like her and her sense of humor
I was chatting her about a crazy poster: Dave Nelson
I assumed this was the 'dave' she was referring to
Ya. No doubt. He was a trip sometimes.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#578646 Aug 25, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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The Mediterranean Sea wasn't a glacier.
I never said it was.
Are you OK?

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#578647 Aug 25, 2013
River Tam wrote:
I like Tide !!!
Sorry to inform you River.
How many times have I heard that? Can we all still be friends? Next year, when I'm old enough, I'll buy you two a bottle of Louis Roederer Cristal Brut.
Right now all I can offer is about a quarter ounce of Blue Dream.
;-)
Do you have any Pineapple Express?

Hey, let's make a cross joint.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#578648 Aug 25, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
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Speaking of once again of Island dewellers. If one views the earth more water than land. Would suggest land is only floating land masses. Arizonia, Nevada, have water under them and sea shells have been found where homes were built in Nevada. Foundations have sunk due to this in Nevada. In New Mexico caves have been found with water and no end to them. Sink holes in different areas of usa have also occurred. Testimonies of Tsunami having a hypnotizing effect have often surfaced thru people testimonies.
Just sharing my opinion with you.
Water will seek a level providing the least resistance.
Yes. There are underground rivers everywhere in the world.
There was this fella who woke up in a sinkhole that caved in right under his bedroom. He wasn't amused, but I found it quite humorous, seeing he wasn't really injured. Could you imagine waking up to that? LOL!
Thanks for your input sis...

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#578649 Aug 25, 2013
JuicyLullz wrote:
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I'll take a talking dragon over nasty gossip. Was that judgemental? Ah well. Hey Scar :D
It depends on how you look at it.

Hey, Juice.

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#578650 Aug 25, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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My brother made fun of me when I complained about having a headache.
He said, "Want some Crylenol? Need some Sadvil?"
It made me laugh so that was okay.
For the last few months I've been taking Noassatall.

The side effects include:

Better finger dexterity.
Vivid dreams.
Absentmindedly caressing the melons in the Whole Food Market until somebody points that out to you.
Imhotep

Windermere, FL

#578651 Aug 25, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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I'd feign disinterest if I were you, too.
< Crickets chirping>

< Fires blunt>

You're back - thanks for attending my circus!

If you really want to know about mistakes you should ask your parents. At first i thought that you fell out of the stupid tree - Now I realize you were drug through dumbass forest.

Were you're bath bath toys a lamp and a curling iron? That would explain your Psychosis.

"If I were you" GASP!

A) I would beware of those people with the whitecoats following me around with a net!

Does mom know you're using the computer again?

I wouldn't want you to get in trouble, Have to suffer "quiet time "sitting in the corner.

;)

“LOL Really?”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#578652 Aug 25, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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Ya. No doubt. He was a trip sometimes.
He still is. He told me last night that I can't be a lesbian because I've never had sex with a man.

http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/TOCO8TE...

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Long Beach, CA

#578653 Aug 25, 2013
Aura Mytha wrote:
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Then why are you wearing his underroos? hahahaha
Hohohoho back atcha.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#578654 Aug 25, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
I agree, nobody will be exposed to everything and what people are taught or would be more likely to know depends on what they major in
What a poseur. You have no idea where an education comes from. Somehow, you think that the things we know were all taught to us in college in our majors.
Skombolis wrote:
Its obvious from some of these posts that certain posters have never stepped first inside a university.


LOL. Poseur!
Skombolis wrote:
There is no such thing as advanced university students and they would know the general curriculum is very limited. But on Topix, everybody is a genius:)
Two words: graduate student (I won't trouble you with postdoctoral fellowships)

I'll bet that you bellied up on "What do you think that you have more expertise in than a teenager?" - didn't you.

Get back to your factory or 24-hour mini-mart. You're way out of your element.

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