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Bongo

Brentwood, NY

#577772 Aug 24, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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I always run on my impulse engines.
;-)
Make sure yer douchenozzles are properly adjusted.

“Michin yeoja”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#577773 Aug 24, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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Why couldn't A&E have sex before they ate the apple ?
Because they hadn't yet beget Tom Jones.

Duh



Warp? Not yet Scottie.
Bongo

Brentwood, NY

#577774 Aug 24, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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I, for one, was hoping that disaster befell him but that's just me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =rgBODH84gaEXX
Leave a mentally unstable little girl alone with PBS and the Internet and you get.........Me :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
A one legged Chinese lesbian atheist who possibly takes Effexor and is handy, who woulda thunk it
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#577775 Aug 24, 2013
Serah wrote:
<quoted text>:)
;)
No drooling!
http://www.smokersguide.com/sg/index.html
5 star Contest winner @ Sounds corner coffee shop
Stones cheese II
A very spiritual experience believe me
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#577776 Aug 24, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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Oddly enough, another one was fired for saying masturbation is a good thing.
Masturbation = stress reliever
No wealth factor involved.
One nice thing about masturbation is
You never let yourself down!
And... You don't have to look your best.

This is assuming of course that you're not so bored your hand falls asleep.

;)
Bongo

Brentwood, NY

#577777 Aug 24, 2013
BenAdam wrote:
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Yep. I loved it.
Dr shrink praying for you 12 times a day ?

“Michin yeoja”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#577778 Aug 24, 2013
Bongo wrote:
<quoted text> A one legged Chinese lesbian atheist who possibly takes Effexor and is handy, who woulda thunk it
Bongos

http://cdn1.arkive.org/media/58/58654783-E6AC...

Do you want to play with me?

Do you really?

“Michin yeoja”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#577779 Aug 24, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
<quoted text>
One nice thing about masturbation is
You never let yourself down!
And... You don't have to look your best.
This is assuming of course that you're not so bored your hand falls asleep.
;)
I was gonna flip you off but I got a cramp.
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#577780 Aug 24, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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You haven't refuted that, and you won't.
Ready for that bible quiz yet, Jesus boy?
Good morning doc

Did you have to see the Jesus as a psychotic character link I sent you? Or Puff Piece # 666 GHS ?

I noticed during last nights entertainment your name popped up a lot from your antagonists.
I may have to teach them the proper way to insult people! LOL

Yes they keep altering the rules because you see the Bible must say what they mean not what the Bible says.

Hence the dire need for apologists over the centuries.

Brain droppings for Saturday morning... ;)

Satan has a companion in his sadistic voyeurism-God. Knowing/seeing all things, God will surely witness the same screams of anguish from the souls in Hell that the Devil will witness.

The theological tangle that arises inescapably from the proposition that both God and Satan oversee the unimaginable, endless torment of human souls is quite real and quite insolvable.

Which is why it is ignored by Christians.

When challenged on the point, they are likely respond with something like: Satan enjoys the human agony, while God laments it (sniff, sob, tears) so the two are not companions in sadistic voyeurism.

Sorry, but that dog won't hunt.

Satan is necessary if you are going to try to reconcile a loving, all-powerful God with an evil world; but God still has to take the heat for the existence of Hell. And to frighten little children with such an abomination as Hell is child abuse.

Anyone who preaches such this deserves nothing but contempt and scorn.

Me gusta mucho hablar con usted.
Yo deseo a usted ya su familia todo lo mejor que ofrece la vida.
Larga vida y prosperida

I am Imhotep® and I approve this post.
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#577781 Aug 24, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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I was gonna flip you off but I got a cramp.
This should relieve that Cramp!

My Vibrator, which brings me to heaven!
Rabbit be thy name!
Till kingdom come!
Thy make me cum!
On earth!
Oh it is heaven!
Give me this daily thrill!
And forgive me my screams!
As i forgive thos who sold me dud batteries!
Lead me straight into temptation!
But deliver me from frustration!
For thine is the vibration!
The power and the rotation!
For ever and ever!
Amen or No men
Bongo

Brentwood, NY

#577782 Aug 24, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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Bongos
http://cdn1.arkive.org/media/58/58654783-E6AC...
Do you want to play with me?
Do you really?
If you insist.

“Michin yeoja”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#577783 Aug 24, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
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This should relieve that Cramp!
My Vibrator, which brings me to heaven!
Rabbit be thy name!
Till kingdom come!
Thy make me cum!
On earth!
Oh it is heaven!
Give me this daily thrill!
And forgive me my screams!
As i forgive thos who sold me dud batteries!
Lead me straight into temptation!
But deliver me from frustration!
For thine is the vibration!
The power and the rotation!
For ever and ever!
Amen or No men
I have an app for that.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#577784 Aug 24, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
Answering to God is simply additional justice
You've just disqualified yourself from any discussion of justice. Your god would allegedly let Hitler into heaven if he repented just before offing himself.

Care to try your luck at defining mercy, spirituality or love? I warn you, however, to stay away from Christian versions.

How about that bible quiz? Still bellied up on that? Why are you so insecure in your bible knowledge that you hide from an unbeliever? You should be proud of your encyclopedic knowledge after so many thousands of hours of studying it.

And how about answering the question on original moral precepts from Jesus not worthy of flushing? Can you name any original moral concept from the mouth of Jesus worth adopting? The only worthwhile moral advice Jesus gave was said by others first, and the only moral advice said first by Jesus is bad advice. Can you contradict that statement and support your claim? This is the FIFTH time I've asked this question, and not a single Christian has offered a rebuttal. How about you, little man? Or will you belly up and flee from this, too?

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#577785 Aug 24, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
References to torpidity and indolence in the same post. I think I want to adopt you.
LOL. Good words, huh?
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#577786 Aug 24, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeah, the mark of Cain and also the curse of Ham.
If you don't like bacon you're just plain wrong!

I'm sure you've seen is but for others reading this post this is hilarious

http://m.youtube.com/watch...

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#577787 Aug 24, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
You actually live talking about it when you think you know more than someone, when that so rarely turns out to be true, you suddenly change your tune huh?
What do you think that you have more expertise on than a teenager?

Are you ready for your bible quiz yet? Here you go:

[1] What were Jesus' very last words on the cross?
[2] Is man saved by faith or works?
[3] Can men be righteous?
[4] Have men seen God
[5] Is every word from God true?
[6] Does God grow tired or weary?
[7] What was Jesus reply when the Sanhedrin asked if he was Messiah?
[8] What was the exact wording on the cross?
[9] Did Satan take Jesus to the mountain or the temple first?
[10] How many blind men received sight on the road from Jericho?
[11] Is God satisfied with his works?
[12] Does God reside in temples?

Will you belly up again?
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#577788 Aug 24, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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I have an app for that.
Lmao!
Imhotep

Ocala, FL

#577789 Aug 24, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
What do you think that you have more expertise on than a teenager?
Are you ready for your bible quiz yet? Here you go:
[1] What were Jesus' very last words on the cross?
[2] Is man saved by faith or works?
[3] Can men be righteous?
[4] Have men seen God
[5] Is every word from God true?
[6] Does God grow tired or weary?
[7] What was Jesus reply when the Sanhedrin asked if he was Messiah?
[8] What was the exact wording on the cross?
[9] Did Satan take Jesus to the mountain or the temple first?
[10] How many blind men received sight on the road from Jericho?
[11] Is God satisfied with his works?
[12] Does God reside in temples?
Will you belly up again?
I can't answer question number one for you!

Jesus on the cross, lady words

Jesus is dying on the cross, and Peter is down the hill comforting Mary Magdalene when he hears Jesus' faint voice, "Peter... Peter..."

"I must go and help my Savior," he said and went up the hill, only to be beaten and kicked back down by the Roman centurions guarding the cross. But soon he hears, "Peter... Peter," in even fainter tones but he cannot ignore the call. Peter limps up the hill, leans a ladder against the cross, and gets halfway up when the centurions knock over the ladder, beats him brutally, and tosses him back down the hill.

Again he hears, "Peter... Peter..." ever fainter, and again, he cannot refuse his Lord. In pain, he slowly staggers up the hill, drags himself up the ladder, and finally gets even with Christ's face. Just as the centurions are reaching for the ladder, Jesus says, "Peter... Peter... look, I can see your house from here."

? sacrifice ? the guy immortal!

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#577791 Aug 24, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
.. how can a college graduate not know of Vonnegut? To me, the idea is ludicrous ..
.. on second thought, maybe it was a Christian College ..
He said he'd never even heard of him, which is what makes his claim of being ,college educated ridiculous. He doesn't even have decent level of cultural literacy. You don't have to have been to college to have heard of names like Heller, Roth, King, Rice, Rowling, Tolkien, Clancy, Follett, Ludlum, and the like are. You just have to not be in a stupor.

To paraphrase, Beware the man of only one book.

I also rejected his claim of being a home owner until I saw what homes in Detroit are going for. At those prices, he might own two.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#577792 Aug 24, 2013
@ Skombolis
BenAdam wrote:
I have a problem with Christianity not Christians per se.
Good luck with that.

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