Why Should Jesus Love Me?

“I.Spirit.Son.God”

Since: Jan 12

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#574245 Aug 18, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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Is it Scary Chicken On The Stick time? Oh boy!
"Chicken arise! Arise, chicken, arise"
Why don't you take that crap to a schoolyard playground where it might actually scare somebody?
Obviously it's scaring you always respond to it with the same "Scary Chicken" deflection. Quite apparent you think that chicken is one scary azz SOB.
Bongo

Patchogue, NY

#574248 Aug 18, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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I'm not sure that that is sound advice.
True dat, except when it comes to Gods way of doing things. We are not privy, yet

“Educating the uneducated”

Since: Aug 12

Montreal

#574250 Aug 18, 2013
Rosa_Winkel wrote:
<quoted text>Ahh, but good Xtians aren't allowed to discriminate against black fellas anymore. So unfortunately you're it.
What gets me is that it's only been a dozen or so years since people were telling others that they were going to hell for being left handed.
These same people are attacking gays for equally stupid reasons.

I have no idea how they can be so illogical.

“I.Spirit.Son.God”

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#574251 Aug 18, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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"F" is cussing?
Foot up his butt is cussing?
What did you think it stood for?
Believe me...shrinky dink would not be allowed to touch any sensitive spot on me...I would rather become a nun!
Strange...you think the word "foot" is a cuss word.
Besides...why would shrinky dink make me pissed and angry...he is just a "F"...
Figure this one out yourself...but it is not a cuss word...at least not that I know of.
LOL
I know Trifecta...I know...you thought your post would make me pissed and angry...I can not help but be amused.
One only becomes pissed and angry because of another person's actions if one allows it. We all make that decision to laugh it off...or get pissy.
LOL Personally...you nor shrinky dink is worth being pissy over...and certainly not angry.
Name-calling again...
You must have missed a few of your "Jesus Follower" classes. You might want to check and see if there are any make-up classes offered.
??? There are no "Jesus Follower" classes. Those classes are as mythical as you looking like anything close to your picture hag. "Fire Hoses"? LOL. wooo!!

Well obviously Shrink made you angry. Was it because if your "hoses" or because of him calling you a "Cow" ;)
Bongo

Patchogue, NY

#574252 Aug 18, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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That's not ad rem, Bongo. I'm talking about being forgiven by the person you have offended, not by your god. In my world, you don't forgive to be forgiven. You apologize and hope that your apology is accepted.
Have you ever known anybody that asked Jehovah for forgiveness and was told no? In my experience, you pretty much get to assume that you have been forgiven, which is why I call it "self-forgiveness, or forgiveness on demand."
It seems too cheap and easy to me.
Its not cheap, many battle a civil war. The publican was right with God. The person who was transgressed against surely has offended along the way too, he must forgive the one who didn't or could not ask or express remorse. The ones who do the self forgive trick are only fooling themselves. Unless of course they got an easy button from staples.

“Educating the uneducated”

Since: Aug 12

Montreal

#574253 Aug 18, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
<quoted text>LOL

Q. What did the Roman soldiers say to Christ as they were nailing him to the cross?
A. Cross your legs we only have one nail left"

Jesus walks into a hotel, tosses three nails on the front desk and says, "Hey, can you put me up for the night?"

Overheard on the way to Calvary
"Drop that cross one more time and you are out of the parade"!
Hahaha, good ones!
Bongo

Patchogue, NY

#574255 Aug 18, 2013
Lamchop wrote:
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So Abraham hated Ishmael ?
Yeah, he banged the maid and got her pregnant so of course Ishmael was a POS.
You are sick and twisted, just like the deity you created.
isn't he the father of the muslims?

“I.Spirit.Son.God”

Since: Jan 12

Location hidden

#574256 Aug 18, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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So...you want to talk about my breasts? YIKES Trifecta...don't you think that is against the "Jesus Follower" rules? Are you married? I thought there was a rule about lust.
???? so you admit they are hanging like firemen hoses like Shink said? iyai!lol.

Keep those hag beasts from swaying in public, ain't no one lusting after those...more like a barf..ughhhh lol.
Imhotep

United States

#574257 Aug 18, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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I think shrinky dink and Trifecta are roommates.
I've seen the post but unless someone replies to me I generally don't reply.

When I enter a forum for the first time I size up the content - find appropriate subject, and post.

Those that respond I reply in kind.
Those that insist on vulgarity and insults - I deal with in my own particular way. ;)

Dr stinky suffers from; JTPS

<fires blunt, sips merlot>. ;)

Although vocal and motor tics are the hallmark of Jesus Tourette syndrome,

Jesus Tourette Posting syndrome JTPS has other symptoms such as:

a) the expression of socially inappropriate comments (INSULTS)
b) or behaviors (HOLIER THAN THOU ATTITUDE)
c) obsessive compulsive disorder (GODDIDIT)
d) attention deficit disorder (DENIAL OF FACT)
e) self-injuring behavior (IMAGINED HELL)
f) depression (FAILURE TO CONVERT)
g) anxiety ("What if I'm worshipping the wrong Saviour?" ) also appear to be associated with JTPS.

Education is the cure. ;)

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#574258 Aug 18, 2013
Qu_innocence wrote:
If I said the earth is spherical, the earth is round, the earth has a circular rotation and a sphere has a circular shape - that will all be correct to say in our own language but it isn't customarily acceptable to say all that.
That is not correct.

The earth is no more circular than an ice cube is square or the pyramids are triangles. Circles, squares and triangles are two dimensional (2D) projections (shadows) of three dimensional (3D) analogs called spheres, cubes and pyramids. The words are no more interchangeable than planes (2D) and lines (1D) are, or than lines (1D) and points (0D). Gods and 8th graders studying Euclidean geometry would know this even if ignorant ancient goatherds didn't.

The rotation of the earth is axial, not circular.

Furthermore, other scriptures reveal that the bible authors considered the earth to be roughly flat on the largest scale, or perhaps slightly concave like some dishes. The entire surface of the earth, which has edges, can be seen from one vantage point:

[1] Daniel 4:10-11.“..saw a tree of great height at the centre of the earth...reaching with its top to the sky and visible to the earth's farthest bounds.”(impossible on a spherical earth)

[2] Matthew 4:8 “Once again, the devil took him to a very high mountain, and showed him all the kingdoms of the world [cosmos] in their glory.”(possible only if the earth were flat)

[3] Jeremiah 51:16:“he brings up the mist from the ends of the earth, he opens rifts for the rain and brings the wind out of his storehouses"

For extra credit, you might learn the phrase oblate spheroid, a type of elliptical spheroid. That axial rotation of the earth (as well as gravitational effects due to the sun and moon) causes the earth to flatten in the north south direction, its axis to contract, and earth's equatorial radius to increase. This gives it what is called an equatorial bulge.

For completeness, the other type of elliptical spheroid is the prolate spheroid, which features a stretched stretched north-south axis and narrowing in the middle, like a cigar on end.

You might do well to keep in mind that Christian apologetics are written for the people with a pro-biblical confirmation bias, most of whom are not burdened by any conflicting education. When you show them to the rest of us, you will be corrected, something I'm sure that the creators of those memes would prefer you avoid.
Imhotep

United States

#574259 Aug 18, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
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Good morning.
I couldn't make it past 40 seconds of her lies.
Only an ignorant person would let her continue.
Had breakfast yet?

I knew you would, and this one of hers, if you dare, but I give you 15 seconds or less immediately after Adam n Eve!

Marriage

http://m.youtube.com/watch...

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#574260 Aug 18, 2013
Lamchop wrote:
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So Abraham hated Ishmael ?
Yeah, he banged the maid and got her pregnant so of course Ishmael was a POS.
You are sick and twisted, just like the deity you created.
No Abraham didn't hate Ishmael, where are you getting that?

I don't love you, Lamchop. Does that automatically mean that I hate you?

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#574261 Aug 18, 2013
< taps glass >
trifecta1 wrote:
When they see Christians basically go toe to toe with them with any argument, don't back down and bash them and their beliefs--all they have left is crying and moaning how A Christian should not talk to them or treat them that way. Which just pushes me to talk to them and treat them worse because as you say the motives are transparent. Only God can judge me.
karl44 wrote:
failed christian morality for all to see
Exactly.

Trifecta imagines that we want him to clean this up. I want him to post whatever he has been taught in his own choice of words.

< taps glass again >

“Runner John Green disqualified”

Since: Aug 12

4 Bible Scripture on headband

#574262 Aug 18, 2013
/The /Son /of /God /Christian /Song /Ministry/



"By faith Jacob, when he was dying, blessed each of Joseph's sons, and worshipped as he /leaned/ on the top of his staff."

<3¸.•**<3Q
Imhotep

United States

#574263 Aug 18, 2013
Lacez wrote:
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Hahaha, good ones!
Another classic!

Wilson's Nails

Wilson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing and he offers to make a TV ad for Wilson's Nails.

"Give me a week," says the friend, "and I'll be back with a tape."

A week goes by and the marketing executive comes to see Wilson. He puts a cassette in the video and presses play. A Roman soldier is busy nailing Jesus to the cross. He turns to face the camera and says with a grin "Use Wilson's Nails, they'll hold anything."

Wilson goes mad shouting: "What is the matter with you? They'll never show that on TV. Give it another try, but no more Romans crucifying Jesus!"

Another week goes by and the marketing man comes back to see Wilson with another tape. He puts it in the machine and hits play. This time the camera pans out from a Roman standing with his arms folded to show Jesus on the cross. The Roman looks up at him and says 'Wilson's Nails, they'll hold anything'.

Wilson is beside himself. "You don't understand: I don't want anything with Jesus on the cross! Now listen, I'll give you one last chance. Come back in a week with an advertisement that I can broadcast."

A week passes and Wilson waits impatiently. The marketing executive arrives and puts on the new video. A naked man with long hair, gasping for breath, is running across a field. About a dozen Roman soldiers come over the hill, hot on his trail. One of them turns to camera and says 'If only we had used Wilson's Nails!'.

http://www.nobeliefs.com/jokes.htm

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#574264 Aug 18, 2013
Lamchop wrote:
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Only an ignorant person wouldn't.
You are determined to remain as stupid as possible.
Nope.

First she made the claim that because the word "Jesus" isn't in the constitution, we aren't a Christian country.

Then she lied and said that in the constitution, article 6, paragraph 3 means that all religions are irrelevant to running the country.

An ignorant person doesn't know that article 6, para 3 states that no religious test can be made on a person running for office, not that religions are irrelevant.

So yes, only an ignorant person would get past the 40 second mark.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#574266 Aug 18, 2013
Qu_innocence wrote:
<quoted text>Good Morn/Evening Hiding...Says it right here,
"In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, on the seventeenth day of the second month--on that day all the springs of the great deep burst forth..." Genesis 7:11
Please explain how they knew about this prior to the 1977 discovery. Thanks.
Good morning/evening to you, too.

Uhm, do you actually believe that Noah lived to be more than 600? Do you actually believe that Noah built an ark? That he existed?

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#574267 Aug 18, 2013
Lamchop wrote:
What I find strange is that I can believe in Jesus as the Atonement to God without believing in the Bible.
Not sure why anyone takes a book of ancient Jewish mythology and legends as more than that.
I guess I am not a "Christian", Thank God!
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Well said, sir/ma'am.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#574268 Aug 18, 2013
Rosa_Winkel wrote:
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I was being sarcastic, because all Xtians are headhunters. They want converts.
:D
ah! hahaha, didn't get it

:)

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#574269 Aug 18, 2013
Rosa_Winkel wrote:
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That's true. Suffer the little children...
I first learned of that phrase in a Nazi movie where an even Nazi makes a mother choose between children. He says "suffer the children" and smiles.

They really should have translated that as "be patient with" from the beginning! Then that movie could never have been made.

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