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“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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#574034
Aug 17, 2013
 
Lamchop wrote:
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Yes, that is What Genesis says.
I looked everywhere. I couldn't find no holy spirit.
Imhotep

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Aug 17, 2013
 
lil whispers wrote:
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I beg your pardon, I have washed my hair,taken my perfumed
bath,stinky indeed.lol ha ha ha
I left off dr stinky!
Lets get a room!

http://m.youtube.com/watch...

;)
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Rosa_Winkel wrote:
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What did Jesus do for Easter?
Went up the Cross (red light district) and got nailed.
Two cannibals walking through the jungle meet on a path

I need some help cooking

What's the problem

The last missionary was tough

How did you cook it

Oh you know the usual get the water to boil couple bay leaves some vegetables

What was the missionary wearing

All you know kind of a brown frock with white lace, Very little hair

Ha ha I know what your problem is
You're cooking it wrong

Wait for it... ;)

Never boil a friar!

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River Tam wrote:
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You have women?
He thinks ewes is women.
Imhotep

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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I looked everywhere. I couldn't find no holy spirit.
Stay home, have your favorite beer,
Laugh, and enjoy life.

yea, verily I say into you... ;)

Thy spirt shall surely arise and be clearly visible in thy sacred mirror. Thine smile shalt be bright with spirit!

“Ungood doubleplus duckspeak.”

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#574040
Aug 17, 2013
 
Imhotep wrote:
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;)
I enjoy tormenting him.
The more he rants, the funnier it gets!
Yeah rants are funny :p

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Imhotep wrote:
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I left off dr stinky!
Lets get a room!
http://m.youtube.com/watch...
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LOL I not a third rate romance type gal. LOL

LoL Never let a shadow follow me LOL.
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Aug 17, 2013
 
John 17:3 And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent.
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John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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James 4:17 17 Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin.
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1 John 3:4 ¶Whosoever committeth sin transgresseth also the law: for sin is the transgression of the law.
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Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
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Romans 5:17 For if by one man's offence death reigned by one; much more they which receive abundance of grace and of the gift of righteousness shall reign in life by one, Jesus Christ.)
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Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
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Isaiah 59:2 But your iniquities have separated between you and your God, and your sins have hid his face from you, that he will not hear.
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John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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1 Peter 3:18 For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit:
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Romans 10:9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

10 For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
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John 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:
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A PRAYER FOR SALVATION:
God, my sins have separated me from you. Thank you that Jesus Christ died in my place for the forgiveness of my sins. I accept Jesus’ sacrifice for my sins and ask you to come into my life. Please come into my heart and begin to guide me to live my life how you want me to live it. Thank you for giving me eternal life. In Jesus' name, Amen."

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#574044
Aug 17, 2013
 
Rosa_Winkel wrote:
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LOLOL
Ich spreche ein klein bisschen schuler Deutsch. In der Tat habe ich habe mit einem deutschen Namen hier seit Monaten. Nicht viele Menschen wissen.
Nicht viele Menschen wissen. Lassen Sie es mich einmal so lassen Sie es zu, dass für Richtigkeit und scheiße. LOL

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Lamchop wrote:
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You mean the Catholic ritual ?
Jesus said to remember him when you have a meal. When you break bread remember his broken body. When you drink the wine, remember the blood he shed.
Now ya know where anorexia comes from....

“Why does my ignorance”

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#574046
Aug 17, 2013
 
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Only if he disagrees with him at some point.
hahaha, that will never happen.

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Aug 17, 2013
 
River Tam wrote:
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White people make the best guns because white people never learned how to get along with the rest of us.
Look at her. She's not like us. Let's get her.
WHOP, BAM, OUCH.
White people, run away!!
We need better weapons.
Mostly it was non-white people wishing they had better weapons. They didn't, so they became Christian to access the better technology.

In the Pacific that meant you had headhunting Christians. Kind of funny.

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#574048
Aug 17, 2013
 
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Show me a Government that doesn't.
That's the larger point and it invalidates RH's claim that secular society is bad.

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Aug 17, 2013
 
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Maybe if built in headphones?
Well....maybe.'pends on what them headphones is say'n sometimes.

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The parables.

The Greek word parabole used in reference to the Gospels, can mean anything from an image sketched in a few words to an extended story. At the core of each parable is an analogy; something unknown is a illustration by comparison with something familiar. On one level the parables are vivid stories that anyone might enjoy and then forget. But for those who as Jesus said, had ears to hear Mark 4:9 the parables were doorway to perceiving the reality of God's Kingdom.

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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Really?
Can you come up with an engineering firm that could provide the logistics and equipment to duplicate the great pyramid(and it is not the largest one ever constructed in the world) in any time frame that is even close to the claim?
I worked granite blocks that only weighed about 20 tons, and it took days to cut them (1) cut with a silver wire(s)(what they(Egyptians) referred to as "the worm").
There were 3 motes which were used for this at the base of the pyramid. The feat would have been impossible, even with limestone, which is much softer and more easily cut. The tolerances of cut, and the accuracy of surface finish is beyond the ability of our best manufacturing capabilities today in granites, without several (time consuming) operations... so, NO, they could not have been produced with the technology they are said to have possessed at the time.
Limestone is quite a bit softer than granite. On Moh's scale, natural granite has a hardness of 6 or 7. Limestone only has a hardness of 3.

On an absolute scale, granite is 72 and limestone 9. That means granite is 8 times harder than limestone. Certainly, granite is going to be a lot harder to cut.

All of our archaeology demonstrates the great pyramid at Giza was built in 20-25 years, most likely 20, by 10 000 laborers.

With modern technology, we could build the pyramids faster and to a higher degree of accuracy.

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Aug 17, 2013
 
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Mostly it was non-white people wishing they had better weapons. They didn't, so they became Christian to access the better technology.
In the Pacific that meant you had headhunting Christians. Kind of funny.
Only in the Pacific?

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Aug 17, 2013
 
lil whispers wrote:
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I beg your pardon, I have washed my hair,taken my perfumed
bath,stinky indeed.lol ha ha ha
Long as you didn't bathe in Shrinky's toilet, you're sweet.
:D

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Gday Hiding.
I looked up the text that forbade human sacrifice of your children, in the Laws of Moses.
Leviticus 18:21
Do not give any of your children to be sacrificed to Molek, for you must not profane the name of your God. I am the Lord.
Molek or Moloch was a god of the Canaanites, to whom they often sacrificed their babies. Not to be confused with the Aussie lizard.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Moloch
http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10443b.htm
http://carm.org/christianity/miscellaneous-to...
http://www.jewishencyclopedia.com/articles/10...
http://www.pantheon.org/articles/m/moloch.htm...
From reading this, plus the story of Abraham and Isaac, it seems the Jewish God didn't have such a problem with human sacrifice per se. He only had a problem with idolatry, if they were sacrificed to a rival pagan god.
Lovely.
Wow, amazing. That quite changes things, doesn't it.

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