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Since: Jul 12

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#573883 Aug 17, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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Under water?
I'll count. Ready? Go.
Btw, I replaced the oxygen in your tank with nitrous oxide. We should all get a good laugh.
Ahahaha!!

Hey, it's the interwebz. He could last at least two hours.

“Romans 8:1.”

Since: Aug 09

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#573885 Aug 17, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
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The Clownmeister thinks he's good in bed - He stays there all day!
And you would know this how?

Never mind, please don't answer that. Way to much information.

Since: Feb 12

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#573887 Aug 17, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
Im ready for some football! ROLL TIDE ROLL
Me too.....GO STEELERS!!!

“Michin yeoja”

Since: Oct 10

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#573888 Aug 17, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
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Ahahaha!!
Hey, it's the interwebz. He could last at least two hours.
Clown fins

http://www.exotic-footwear.ru/big_jpg/clown.j...

“Michin yeoja”

Since: Oct 10

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#573890 Aug 17, 2013
Lamchop wrote:
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It sounds like most of the Christians here.
There are no Christians here.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#573891 Aug 17, 2013
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down .

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#573892 Aug 17, 2013
Seraphima wrote:
<quoted text>Me too.....GO STEELERS!!!
I love college football the best! but love all football.. Good luck to the Steelers this year! they all ways play like men win or lose.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#573893 Aug 17, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
you're a real pal Imhotep... I live in New Smyrna Beach Fl

But Im a huge BAMA FAN

Since: Jul 12

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#573894 Aug 17, 2013
Lamchop wrote:
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It sounds like most of the Christians here.
A little bit, huh?

I think it's fair to say, though, that most of the Christians here don't represent the typical American Christian.
Imhotep

Howey In The Hills, FL

#573895 Aug 17, 2013
Red Apples wrote:
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And you would know this how?
Never mind, please don't answer that. Way to much information.
I can hear him snoring.
;)
Imhotep

Howey In The Hills, FL

#573897 Aug 17, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down .
I know what you mean!

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
Then someone asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, "Yes, but not right now."

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#573898 Aug 17, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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There are no Christians here.
you're here! you post about GOD more than most Christians do

Since: Jul 12

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#573899 Aug 17, 2013
River Tam wrote:
You know what they say about guys with big hands and big feet...

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They gotta buy big gloves and big shoes.

Since: Jul 12

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#573900 Aug 17, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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There are no Christians here.
Where?

“Michin yeoja”

Since: Oct 10

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#573901 Aug 17, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down .
You are kinda funny sometimes.

Can I squeeze your head...er nose?

“Don't be so dichotomous.”

Since: Jan 11

Embrace the grey.

#573902 Aug 17, 2013
River Tam wrote:
We're gonna need to get rid of Texas.
I'm open to ideas.
I know this isn't original, but how about a nice tall fence?

“Michin yeoja”

Since: Oct 10

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#573903 Aug 17, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you're here! you post about GOD more than most Christians do
I'm the only one here who's met God.

BTW. Global warming is a lie !!!
Imhotep

Howey In The Hills, FL

#573904 Aug 17, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you're a real pal Imhotep... I live in New Smyrna Beach Fl
But Im a huge BAMA FAN
We used to live in central Florida.
Moved to Amsterdam for a change, family there.

Been to Talledega?

Or Mobile?

USS Alabama battleship is in the bay.
Interesting tour and cheap!

“Don't be so dichotomous.”

Since: Jan 11

Embrace the grey.

#573906 Aug 17, 2013
Lamchop wrote:
Do they not have the right to commit suicide by being willfully ignorant ?
People die from their own stupidity all the time. They have that right.
It's unethical from every angle.

I can classify this as stupidity because of how I define stupidity, but the root cause is faith.

Faith is a mistake. It's a dangerous mistake.
Imhotep

Howey In The Hills, FL

#573907 Aug 17, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I know this isn't original, but how about a nice tall fence?
Tide with Beach | 13 min ago
River Tam wrote:
We're gonna need to get rid of Texas.
I'm open to ideas.
I know this isn't original, but how about a nice tall fence?

It might work!

RICK PERRY:“TIME TO PASS MANTLE TO NEW GENERATION OF BONEHEADS”

SAN ANTONIO (The Borowitz Report)—Texas Gov. Rick Perry announced yesterday that he would not seek reëlection, telling supporters,“The time has come to pass the mantle of leadership to a new generation of boneheads.”

“I’ve had a good run,” he said.“But after twelve years, someone else who isn’t playing with a full deck should take a turn at the wheel.”

Reflecting on his twelve years as governor, Mr. Perry said that he had “no regrets” except for being incoherent the entire time.

Before leaving office, Gov. Perry said that he would propose three signature bills “just to let future Texans know how Rick Perry marked his territory.”

The first bill would require all voters in the state to have an I.D. with a photo of a white person; the second would force anyone filibustering an anti-abortion bill to ride a mechanical bull; and the third he could not remember.

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