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Neb Senu

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It aint necessarily so wrote:
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The Lord is my Shempherd.
LOL...good one.
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Aug 15, 2013
 
MisterCharrington wrote:
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So you're waiting to be ruptured? LMAO
SPLURT

Tacos. Sorry.
Neb Senu

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waaasssuuup wrote:
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and then came JESUS THE CHRIST and blew every false god and accusation out of the water!
it's only your fault if you don't receive the maticulously kept biographies of this Great God/Man who's still affecting millions of lives daily and of whom His witnesses are striving with you to believe at this very hour!
"Great god/man" you say?
So then you actually DO believe that the bible Jesus was a demi-god..lol

Well, I guess it's better than the jesus was god thing.

“Michin yeoja”

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RiversideHick wrote:
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I can't win the lotto, cuz I don't play :)
Lol, how dafuck does one mispell correctly?
Like this: corecctly

“Michin yeoja”

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RiversideHick wrote:
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The way I see it, thousands of years ago the Bible try teaching people how to eat healthier. Long before any "studies" were done. It even prescribes gluttony as a sin.
I hear Jerry Falwell has slimmed down considerably.

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RiversideHick wrote:
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The way I see it, thousands of years ago the Bible try teaching people how to eat healthier. Long before any "studies" were done. It even prescribes gluttony as a sin.
...always accentuate the positive. LOL

There were truly functional civilisations all over the world when these polytheistic hitite tribesmen decided to begin their book. Those successful civilisations didn't need 'the book' to tell them how to live.

the abrahamic god revealed himself to some of the most ignorant and backward people on earth at the time.

aaaand he stuck his chosen people on the only part of the middle east WITHOUT ANY OIL!!!

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Aug 15, 2013
 
River Tam wrote:
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Like this: corecctly
Why aren't you in the kitchen, woman?

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River Tam wrote:
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I hear Jerry Falwell has slimmed down considerably.
awww he missed the rupture...

“YO BOO”

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River Tam wrote:
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I hear Jerry Falwell has slimmed down considerably.
I hear Darwin now knows evolution was a damn bad lie...

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MisterCharrington wrote:
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...always accentuate the positive. LOL
There were truly functional civilisations all over the world when these polytheistic hitite tribesmen decided to begin their book. Those successful civilisations didn't need 'the book' to tell them how to live.
the abrahamic god revealed himself to some of the most ignorant and backward people on earth at the time.
aaaand he stuck his chosen people on the only part of the middle east WITHOUT ANY OIL!!!
So what about the oil?

“YO BOO”

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Bro. Clownie is a proven winner, promotes winners, and is a jolly, and positive fellow! The Clown would never join a pact of atheistic losers. Mark Professor Clownie's words, just like Darwin, when those hate filled, un-manly atheists are laying on their death beds ... they will ALL be crying out to God for forgiveness. Take it to the bank!

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River Tam wrote:
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I hear Jerry Falwell has slimmed down considerably.
I hear you can look down upon Carl Sagan when you feel bad.
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Aug 15, 2013
 
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>When you get a bladder infection , urine trouble .
Confucius
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. ;)
"Man that make love in grass have peace on earth"

I missed ya Clownie!
Imhotep

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Aug 15, 2013
 
waaasssuuup wrote:
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your god won 9/11 and your messiah should be coming soon. you should know tho, that his reign of terror will only last about 3 years....and then..... IT'S OUR TIME FOREVER:)
There are NO gods.
Only in your vivid imagination.
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waaasssuuup wrote:
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your god won 9/11 and your messiah should be coming soon. you should know tho, that his reign of terror will only last about 3 years....and then..... IT'S OUR TIME FOREVER:)
You write rubbish like this then expect us to follow you? I doubt that even George Zimmerman would follow you.
Imhotep

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Neb Senu wrote:
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EXACTLY!
This is the same scenario that I have been asking on this thread and others.
WHY on Earth would the hebrew god take the Jews out of Egypt and place them right back into the Egyptian hands again?
It just doesn't make any effin sense!
This sounds like something the mentally disturbed dr. Shrink would do.
The bible is chock full of nonsense.

Example:

Today’s scholars can only use the known, that is historical reigning Roman Emperors as a reference in determining dates.

So, since the Bible clearly and unambiguously claims that Jesus was born during the reign of Herod the King, then he, Jesus, had to have been born no later than 4 B.C.

Irony meter goes boom!

Jesus could only have been born a minimum of four years before the birth of Jesus?

After you stop laughing though, consider the import of this paradox. ;)
Imhotep

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RiversideHick wrote:
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That was....
.....pretty good.
I thought you would enjoy! ;)
Olde but still pretty good.
Imhotep

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RiversideHick wrote:
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I can't win the lotto, cuz I don't play :)
Lol, how dafuck does one mispell correctly?
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Any more spelling questions?
Imhotep

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Aug 15, 2013
 
RiversideHick wrote:
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I hear you can look down upon Carl Sagan when you feel bad.
When clergy are buried, they have to dig up!

"Everyone knows the best bands are affiliated with Satan." ~Bart Simpson

'If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.'~Homer Jay

Most men would kill the truth if truth would kill their religion.~Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays

Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.~Ambrose Bierce

“Engaged to the love of my life”

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Skombolis wrote:
<quoted text>I am just waiting for the rubber band that is his mind to finally get stretched so far it snaps. It will probably result in him posting a 40 page manifesto on how he single-handedly has wiped out Christianity and claim his name has been added to the Mexican national anthem!
Of course you would be chummy with RA.
He's your kind of people.

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