Why Should Jesus Love Me?

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#569933 Aug 9, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>
In the history of the known society it does...
You are simply in denial of the truth.
You have been misled.
Thank you for your kind words.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#569934 Aug 9, 2013
Neb Senu wrote:
<quoted text>
Does El Diablo count?
Pends where ya hail from I reckon.

Satan is the one true god

Since: Aug 13

Las Vegas, NV

#569935 Aug 9, 2013
Neb Senu wrote:
<quoted text>
Pipek, you should have turned your oxygen switch to 'on' when you were on the moon.
he did, but he only started with two active neurons...they are fully functional as you can tell.. one controls his bowels and the other verbal sphincter....
Imhotep

Deltona, FL

#569936 Aug 9, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
<quoted text>LOL I'm sure you did some Googling but let me help you out.
1) Acts 1-8 about waiting for the Holy Spirit. Don't have time to post whole verse
2) James 2:24-28.
3) Yes but only by doing the Lord's will. You probably don't understand the verse that says no man is righteous is talking about why every man must become a believer. After he is righteous under God
4) Not his face in real life. Only in visions which is all man's mind could handle is his own perception
5) Yes
6) Not in the physical sense
7) He said if He told him that the man wouldn't believe him. But in Matthew he talks about his return and how any but him would be false Christs
You can take home the rest of the humble pie you can't finish for leftovers! If I had the time I would ask you questions you can't just Google
But I already know you don't know the Bibke:)
I've read enough of this biblical garbage...
Your religion requires apologists to explain the book to you. All that is required is reading it cover to cover.

" Happy the one who takes and dashes
Your little ones against the rock! "
-- Psalm 137.9.

Did Jesus lie or was it John?

" Very truly, I tell you, the one who believes in me will also do the works that I do and, in fact, will do greater works than these, because I am going to the Father."
--John 14.12

Ignorant or lying angel?

"The Lord God shall give him the throne of his father David: And he shall reign over the house of Jacob forever and of his kingdom there shall be no end." – Luke 1.32.33.
Hmm. Did Jesus ever get to reign over the house of Jacob?

Obedient slaves are righteous?

"Don't you know that when you offer yourselves to someone to obey him as slaves ... obedience leads to righteousness?"
– Romans 6.16.

Simple-minded ?

"I am jealous over you ... I fear your minds be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ."
– 2 Corinthians 11.2-3.
"I form the light, and create darkness. I make peace, and create EVIL. I the LORD do all these things."
– Isaiah 45.7.

Puerile God?

"If ye will not give glory unto my name saith the LORD ... I will spread dung upon your faces."
– Malachi 2.2,3.

Making "every thought captive."

"For the weapons of our warfare are casting down imaginations ... and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ."
– St Paul, 2 Corinthians 10.4,5.

The cost to humanity of fifteen centuries of Christian savagery – of hundreds of millions of lives brutalised and truncated, sacrificed to war, torture, pogrom, burning, pestilence and plague – is incalculable.

Christianity is the worst disaster in human history.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#569937 Aug 9, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:

I didn't.
Yes you did.

I asked you "What knowledge do you possess that tells you Christianity is a "newbie"?"

And you replied by asking me if I get out much.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#569938 Aug 9, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:

Why did you accuse me of avoiding?
Because you avoided.

I asked you about your knowledge and you "answered" by asking me how much I get out.

That's avoidance.

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Fremont, CA

#569939 Aug 9, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
<quoted text>
Thank you for your kind words.
You are most welcome.

Now tell me: Do you believe in pixie dust?

Why or why not?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#569940 Aug 9, 2013
Neb Senu wrote:
<quoted text>
Pipek, you should have turned your oxygen switch to 'on' when you were on the moon.
He wasn't too good with english, an mistook "nitrous oxide" tank for OXY. That's where it all started ta go south. By the time he (crash)"landed" he thought "rover" was a dog! LOL!
It was funnier than begeezes!

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#569941 Aug 9, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
<quoted text>
I've read enough of this biblical garbage...
Your religion requires apologists to explain the book to you. All that is required is reading it cover to cover.
" Happy the one who takes and dashes
Your little ones against the rock! "
-- Psalm 137.9.
Did Jesus lie or was it John?
" Very truly, I tell you, the one who believes in me will also do the works that I do and, in fact, will do greater works than these, because I am going to the Father."
--John 14.12
Ignorant or lying angel?
"The Lord God shall give him the throne of his father David: And he shall reign over the house of Jacob forever and of his kingdom there shall be no end." – Luke 1.32.33.
Hmm. Did Jesus ever get to reign over the house of Jacob?
Obedient slaves are righteous?
"Don't you know that when you offer yourselves to someone to obey him as slaves ... obedience leads to righteousness?"
– Romans 6.16.
Simple-minded ?
"I am jealous over you ... I fear your minds be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ."
– 2 Corinthians 11.2-3.
"I form the light, and create darkness. I make peace, and create EVIL. I the LORD do all these things."
– Isaiah 45.7.
Puerile God?
"If ye will not give glory unto my name saith the LORD ... I will spread dung upon your faces."
– Malachi 2.2,3.
Making "every thought captive."
"For the weapons of our warfare are casting down imaginations ... and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ."
– St Paul, 2 Corinthians 10.4,5.
The cost to humanity of fifteen centuries of Christian savagery – of hundreds of millions of lives brutalised and truncated, sacrificed to war, torture, pogrom, burning, pestilence and plague – is incalculable.
Christianity is the worst disaster in human history.
I can answer your atheist apologetics anytime.

I don't think you want answers.

I think you're comfortable in your ignorance.

Satan is the one true god

Since: Aug 13

Las Vegas, NV

#569942 Aug 9, 2013
found a picture of dr.shrinktard on his facebook page....any questions?

http://imageshack.us/a/img251/5383/pigv.jpg

Satan is the one true god

Since: Aug 13

Las Vegas, NV

#569943 Aug 9, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
<quoted text>
I've read enough of this biblical garbage...
Your religion requires apologists to explain the book to you. All that is required is reading it cover to cover.
" Happy the one who takes and dashes
Your little ones against the rock! "
-- Psalm 137.9.
Did Jesus lie or was it John?
" Very truly, I tell you, the one who believes in me will also do the works that I do and, in fact, will do greater works than these, because I am going to the Father."
--John 14.12
Ignorant or lying angel?
"The Lord God shall give him the throne of his father David: And he shall reign over the house of Jacob forever and of his kingdom there shall be no end." – Luke 1.32.33.
Hmm. Did Jesus ever get to reign over the house of Jacob?
Obedient slaves are righteous?
"Don't you know that when you offer yourselves to someone to obey him as slaves ... obedience leads to righteousness?"
– Romans 6.16.
Simple-minded ?
"I am jealous over you ... I fear your minds be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ."
– 2 Corinthians 11.2-3.
"I form the light, and create darkness. I make peace, and create EVIL. I the LORD do all these things."
– Isaiah 45.7.
Puerile God?
"If ye will not give glory unto my name saith the LORD ... I will spread dung upon your faces."
– Malachi 2.2,3.
Making "every thought captive."
"For the weapons of our warfare are casting down imaginations ... and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ."
– St Paul, 2 Corinthians 10.4,5.
The cost to humanity of fifteen centuries of Christian savagery – of hundreds of millions of lives brutalised and truncated, sacrificed to war, torture, pogrom, burning, pestilence and plague – is incalculable.
Christianity is the worst disaster in human history.
\

Let us look for a moment at the number of victims sacrificed on the altars of the Christian Moloch:
• 1,000,000 perished during the early Arian schism.
• 1,000,000 during the Carthaginian struggle.
• 7,000,000 during the Saracen slaughters in Spain.
• 5,000,000 perished during the eight Crusades.
• 2,000,000 of Saxons and Scandinavians lost their lives in opposing the introduction of the blessings of Christianity.
• 1,000,000 were destroyed in the Holy(?) Wars against the Netherlands, Albigenses, Waldenses, and Huguenots.
• 30,000,000 Mexicans and Peruvians were slaughtered ere they could be convinced of the beauties(?) of the Christian creed.
• 9,000,000 were burned for witchcraft.
• Total, 56,000,000.

let's not forget to add the 6 million the christian Hitler/Germany killed.. for a grand total of 62Million

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#569944 Aug 9, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
<quoted text>
Thank you for your kind words.
You are welcome.
Imhotep

Deltona, FL

#569945 Aug 9, 2013
Neb Senu wrote:
<quoted text>
You're an unusual strange fella.
Does your mental disability stem from birth?
Dr shrinking brain cells suffers from a disease known as: Jesus Tourette posting syndrome

Although vocal and motor tics are the hallmark of Jesus Tourette syndrome,

Jesus Tourette posting syndrome has other symptoms as the expression of socially inappropriate comments (INSULTS) or behaviors(HOLIER THAN THOU ATTITUDE), obsessive compulsive disorder(GODDIDIT), attention deficit disorder(DENIAL OF FACTS), self-injuring behavior(IMAGINED THREATS OF HELL), depression(FAILURE TO CONVERT), and anxiety('What if I'm worshipping the wrong Saviour?') also appear to be associated with Jesus Tourette syndrome.

Education is the cure

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#569946 Aug 9, 2013
Satan is the one true god wrote:
<quoted text>
he did, but he only started with two active neurons...they are fully functional as you can tell.. one controls his bowels and the other verbal sphincter....
well. it was either him or the monkey...an the monkey got diarrhea jist before takeoff, so they had ta settle for the less intelligent one.
Imhotep

Deltona, FL

#569947 Aug 9, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
<quoted text>
I can answer your atheist apologetics anytime.
I don't think you want answers.
I think you're comfortable in your ignorance.
In the future if you reply to one of my posts please start with this "once upon a time in a land far far away "

Sorry dipstick I'm not impressed...

Your alleged hero is the world's greatest mass murderer. You worship this ugly thing.

1- The entire population of the earth at the time of Noah, except for eight survivors.(Genesis 7:23)
2- Everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah.(Genesis 19:24,25)
3- Amalek and his people.(Exodus 17:816)
4- 3,000 Israelites.(Exodus 32:27,28)
5- 14,700 Jews.(Numbers 16:4449)
6- The people of Og. "So they smote him, and his sons, and all his people, until there was none left him alive: and they possessed his land." (Numbers 21:3335)
7- 24,000 people.(Numbers 25:49)
8- All Midianite males.(Numbers 31:612)
9- The Ammonites.(Deuteronomy 2:1921)
10-The Horims.(Deuteronomy 2:22)
11-The Amorites. "…utterly destroyed the men and the women and the little ones." (Deuteronomy 2:3335)
12-The Hittites, Girgashites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites. "... thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them;" (Deuteronomy 7:15)
13- Everyone in Jericho but one family.(Joshua 6:2025)
14-12,000 people of Ai.(Joshua 8:1929)
15-All the people of Makkedah.(Joshua 10:28)
16-All the people of Libnah.(Joshua 10:29,30)
17-All the people of Gezer.(Joshua 10:33)
18-All the people of Eglon.(Joshua 10:34,35)
19-All the people of Hebron.(Joshua 10:36,37)
20-10,000 Perizzites and Canaanites.(Judges 1:4)
21-All the inhabitants of the land of Goshen "... neither left they any to breathe." (Joshua 11:1216)
22-The inhabitants of Hormah, Gaza, Askelon, Ekron.(Judges 1:1719)
23-10,000 Moabites.(Judges 3:29)
24-600 Philistines.(Judges 3:31)
25-All the hosts of Sisera.(Judges 4:16)
26-120,000 Midianites.(Judges 8:10)
27-1,000 Philistines.(Judges 15:15)
28-25,100 Benjaminites.(Judges 20:35)
29-50,070 people of Bethshemesh.(1 Samuel 6:19)
30-All the Amalekites. "Slay both man and woman, infant and suckling…." (1 Samuel 15:37)
31-200 Philistine men, in order to obtain their foreskins as the price for buying a bride.(1 Samuel 18:27)
32-22,000 Syrians.(2 Samuel 8:5)
33-40,000+ Syrians.(2 Samuel 10:18)
34-The Ammonites of Rabbah, who were tortured to death by the great King David.(2 Samuel 12:2931)
35-70,000 people.(2 Samuel 24:15)
36-Every man in Edom.(1 Kings 11:15)
37-All the prophets of Baal.(1 Kings 18:40)
38-127,000 Syrians.(1 Kings 20:2830)
39-Moabite captains & "fifties." (2 Kings 1:914)
40-42 children, eaten by bears.(2 Kings 2:23,24)
41-185,000 Assyrians killed in their sleep.(2 Kings 19:35)
42-500,000 men of Israel.(2 Chronicles 13:1620)
43-20,000 Edomites.(2 Chronicles 25:11,12)
44-120,000 Judeans in one day.(2 Chronicles 28:5,6)
45-75,500+ people.(Esther 9:1214)

But there's so much more! "And it came to pass, that at midnight the LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt…." (Exodus 12:29)

Unfree and complete nonsense unfit for a child

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#569948 Aug 9, 2013
RiversideHick wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes you did.
I asked you "What knowledge do you possess that tells you Christianity is a "newbie"?"
And you replied by asking me if I get out much.
No i didn't. I answered you in another post you idiot.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#569949 Aug 9, 2013
Satan is the one true god wrote:
found a picture of dr.shrinktard on his facebook page....any questions?
http://imageshack.us/a/img251/5383/pigv.jpg
One question:

Why are you searching the internet for old men in lingerie?

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#569950 Aug 9, 2013
Satan is the one true god wrote:
<quoted text>\
Let us look for a moment at the number of victims sacrificed on the altars of the Christian Moloch:
• 1,000,000 perished during the early Arian schism.
• 1,000,000 during the Carthaginian struggle.
• 7,000,000 during the Saracen slaughters in Spain.
• 5,000,000 perished during the eight Crusades.
• 2,000,000 of Saxons and Scandinavians lost their lives in opposing the introduction of the blessings of Christianity.
• 1,000,000 were destroyed in the Holy(?) Wars against the Netherlands, Albigenses, Waldenses, and Huguenots.
• 30,000,000 Mexicans and Peruvians were slaughtered ere they could be convinced of the beauties(?) of the Christian creed.
• 9,000,000 were burned for witchcraft.
• Total, 56,000,000.
let's not forget to add the 6 million the christian Hitler/Germany killed.. for a grand total of 62Million
Where the hell are you coming up with these numbers?!

BTW, Hitler the madman murdered more than 6 million. Look it up...

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#569951 Aug 9, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
<quoted text>
You are most welcome.
Now tell me: Do you believe in pixie dust?
Why or why not?
That's a negatory, sir.

Pixie dust is folklore told in children's stories, origin: Peter Pan, 1950.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#569952 Aug 9, 2013
Imhotep wrote:
<quoted text>
In the future if you reply to one of my posts please start with this "once upon a time in a land far far away "
Sorry dipstick I'm not impressed...
Your alleged hero is the world's greatest mass murderer. You worship this ugly thing.
1- The entire population of the earth at the time of Noah, except for eight survivors.(Genesis 7:23)
2- Everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah.(Genesis 19:24,25)
3- Amalek and his people.(Exodus 17:816)
4- 3,000 Israelites.(Exodus 32:27,28)
5- 14,700 Jews.(Numbers 16:4449)
6- The people of Og. "So they smote him, and his sons, and all his people, until there was none left him alive: and they possessed his land." (Numbers 21:3335)
7- 24,000 people.(Numbers 25:49)
8- All Midianite males.(Numbers 31:612)
9- The Ammonites.(Deuteronomy 2:1921)
10-The Horims.(Deuteronomy 2:22)
11-The Amorites. "…utterly destroyed the men and the women and the little ones." (Deuteronomy 2:3335)
12-The Hittites, Girgashites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites. "... thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them;" (Deuteronomy 7:15)
13- Everyone in Jericho but one family.(Joshua 6:2025)
14-12,000 people of Ai.(Joshua 8:1929)
15-All the people of Makkedah.(Joshua 10:28)
16-All the people of Libnah.(Joshua 10:29,30)
17-All the people of Gezer.(Joshua 10:33)
18-All the people of Eglon.(Joshua 10:34,35)
19-All the people of Hebron.(Joshua 10:36,37)
20-10,000 Perizzites and Canaanites.(Judges 1:4)
21-All the inhabitants of the land of Goshen "... neither left they any to breathe." (Joshua 11:1216)
22-The inhabitants of Hormah, Gaza, Askelon, Ekron.(Judges 1:1719)
23-10,000 Moabites.(Judges 3:29)
24-600 Philistines.(Judges 3:31)
25-All the hosts of Sisera.(Judges 4:16)
26-120,000 Midianites.(Judges 8:10)
27-1,000 Philistines.(Judges 15:15)
28-25,100 Benjaminites.(Judges 20:35)
29-50,070 people of Bethshemesh.(1 Samuel 6:19)
30-All the Amalekites. "Slay both man and woman, infant and suckling…." (1 Samuel 15:37)
31-200 Philistine men, in order to obtain their foreskins as the price for buying a bride.(1 Samuel 18:27)
32-22,000 Syrians.(2 Samuel 8:5)
33-40,000+ Syrians.(2 Samuel 10:18)
34-The Ammonites of Rabbah, who were tortured to death by the great King David.(2 Samuel 12:2931)
35-70,000 people.(2 Samuel 24:15)
36-Every man in Edom.(1 Kings 11:15)
37-All the prophets of Baal.(1 Kings 18:40)
38-127,000 Syrians.(1 Kings 20:2830)
39-Moabite captains & "fifties." (2 Kings 1:914)
40-42 children, eaten by bears.(2 Kings 2:23,24)
41-185,000 Assyrians killed in their sleep.(2 Kings 19:35)
42-500,000 men of Israel.(2 Chronicles 13:1620)
43-20,000 Edomites.(2 Chronicles 25:11,12)
44-120,000 Judeans in one day.(2 Chronicles 28:5,6)
45-75,500+ people.(Esther 9:1214)
But there's so much more! "And it came to pass, that at midnight the LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt…." (Exodus 12:29)
Unfree and complete nonsense unfit for a child
1. You ignored my post and posted more spam.

2. You didn't cute your "source".

http://stupidevilbastard.com/2002/04/just_whe...

Is that you, Spocko?

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