Why Should Jesus Love Me?

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#562868 Jul 26, 2013
JuicyLullz wrote:
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Jesus only loves me when I dye my hair red.
Huh. That's kind of fickle.

I guess you're super sexy with red hair!

“Thank you GOD for JESUS”

Since: Jul 07

And thank you JESUS for caring

#562869 Jul 26, 2013
Peace_Warrior wrote:
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I know... was just saying too Flutterbye.
'In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.'
~ Winston Churchill
~~ smile ~~ It makes for a sunny day even when it rains.
You feel better ? Are you OK ?
She's amazingly hanging in there thank you, despite so much more frail, but not the same person as 3 months ago. A big change but very brave too...
Always in Love with SHALOM and a (((*()*))) xx
Koala hugs.....(((*( love seeing them scattered here and there xxx

Since: May 09

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#562870 Jul 26, 2013
JuicyLullz wrote:
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I need funding to indoctrinate more children into atheism. To please me, send money. Hey scar, lol.
You know, RiversideRedneck accused me of indoctrinating my son because - I DIDN'T - teach him about Christianity.

holy crap...

hahahahahaaa

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#562871 Jul 26, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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It's "magical iron" !
ROFLMAO
The stuff chastity belts are made of.

Just ask HL, she had one made for me!

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#562873 Jul 26, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
Unfailing love and faithfulness protect the king, his throne is made secure through love.
*yep, a queen always protects her king, in religion this means something entirely opposite to love though, something to consider*

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#562874 Jul 26, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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No kidding! I had no idea.
Does it follow the logic of myth that Yahweh then had a son who's supposed to be a deity of peace?
Did Yahweh have a son b/c he wanted to start a new chapter in his life? You know, take care of a kid, prevent him from having sex, and hopefully watch him tortured to death at the hands of soldiers, that kind of thing.
Actually that is pretty close.
A common theme in mythology is that of the son vs father.
Most recently the motif was used to great effect in Star Wars.

The Ashera/Oedipal theme was lost with the Hebrew transition into monotheism and devaluation of all things feminine.

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#562875 Jul 26, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
Physical punishment cleanses away evil, such discipline purifies the heart.
*this sort of thing is part of the reasons wives and children are bashed, disrespected and abused by men, religious women do this too, ever seen carrie? so much truth in that tale, the bible tells people it's ok to treat people that way*

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#562876 Jul 26, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
Don't say I will get even for this wrong.
Wait for the Lord to handle the matter.
Cower before us!, we've got the Jesus! on a stick!

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#562877 Jul 26, 2013
blind man n the bleachers wrote:
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I absolutely agree :) And I don't worry about what others believe. What I don't understand though is why you would, in this post, say that I am not right about my belief.
I said you maybe right.

There is no way of knowing if you are or not.

For all anyone knows, the atheists could be right after all.

That is why it is called faith and belief, not called knowing or proof.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#562878 Jul 26, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
Don't say I will get even for this wrong.
Wait for the Lord to handle the matter.
Shut down all the courts in the world ?

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#562879 Jul 26, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
The glory of the young is their strength, the gray hair of experience is the splendor of the old.
*old shell or old spirit? because if we are talking about shells here, most youth are far wiser than most oldies, also, their eyes are not as filled with logs and other assorted debris*

<I do kinda like this one though :*>

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#562880 Jul 26, 2013
Dr shrink wrote:
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look at tommorow.for sure hairs on your stupid head is a lot less,
very soon they be hanging few poor grey hairs and face with milions wrinkles will look like goat female part= horrible ugly witch even little children get scare to see your ugliness from alcohol,drugs,makes ups, and sex everyday with different man scumbags
*internet time at the asylum, wonder if it's run by catholics, that would explain a lot, can we have this one as a pet?*

“It's Time. . .”

Since: Jun 13

New Holland

#562881 Jul 26, 2013
Doctor REALITY wrote:
<quoted text>Aaaaw, poor baby. He ain't got no one else away from his computer monitor who to talk to, so he talks to invisible mutes on the internet all day and night. What an exciting life.
Sooo what are u doing here?

“Messenger w/ a Message”

Since: Sep 07

planet earth, for now

#562882 Jul 26, 2013
Red Apples wrote:
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I'm doin the same. Just watching a ball game (Tigers 2, Phillies 1 in the bottom of the 9th). I'm doing well. God has abundantly blessed me in so many ways. Hope your summer is going well.
I can believe that. I'm been keeping check on the Braves/Cards. 4-1 Braves, final.

It's been wet. We've had over 32" of rain this year so far, and our yearly avg. is only 36". But, it's been hot and muggy here lately.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#562883 Jul 26, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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So white Jesus is full of love, black Jesus wants to get laid, Asian Jesus has the truth and alien Jesus wants worship.
Huh.
White Jesus can't tell the truth
Black Jesus smokes crack
Asian Jesus can't drive a car
Alien Jesus can't find his way home

Any racist stereotypes I neglected ?

LOL

Since: Jan 11

Location hidden

#562884 Jul 26, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
No kidding! I had no idea.
Does it follow the logic of myth that Yahweh then had a son who's supposed to be a deity of peace?
Did Yahweh have a son b/c he wanted to start a new chapter in his life? You know, take care of a kid, prevent him from having sex, and hopefully watch him tortured to death at the hands of soldiers, that kind of thing.
It was Mary that asked God to come in to her...

I wanna say "life", but that's not it.

Little help? River?

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#562885 Jul 26, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Never! Happy Lesbo is like 85, so you have nothing to worry about young man!
LOL

<smooch>

“Messenger w/ a Message”

Since: Sep 07

planet earth, for now

#562886 Jul 26, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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That is because he thinks he is the Messiah.
LOL
It is because I want to be more like Jesus each and every day. I can't save a soul, only God can do that.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#562887 Jul 26, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
A wise king finds the wicked, lays them out like wheat, then runs the crushing wheels over them.
So much for "Don't say I will get even for this wrong. Wait for the Lord to handle the matter."

Nice contradiction

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#562888 Jul 26, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
Unfailing love and faithfulness protect the king, his throne is made secure through love.
The USA proved that to be a bunch of shit.

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