Why Should Jesus Love Me?

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

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#562846 Jul 26, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
The Lord despises double standards; he is not pleased by dishonest scales.
yes, yes, but why should Jesus love you?

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#562847 Jul 26, 2013
Doctor REALITY wrote:
<quoted text>Aaaaw, poor baby. He ain't got no one else away from his computer monitor who to talk to, so he talks to invisible mutes on the internet all day and night. What an exciting life.
Go back to the hundred threads you made and continue to post to yourself 24/7.

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#562848 Jul 26, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
No kidding! I had no idea.
Does it follow the logic of myth that Yahweh then had a son who's supposed to be a deity of peace?
The Deity fathering a deity son(demigod or man-god) is a common theme in Middle Eastern/Mediterranean mythology.
Hidingfromyou wrote:
Did Yahweh have a son b/c he wanted to start a new chapter in his life? You know, take care of a kid, prevent him from having sex, and hopefully watch him tortured to death at the hands of soldiers, that kind of thing.
Oh, yeah.... that.

Blood, cookies, flesh, wine, it's a celibate party.

"Keep it in your robe, Jesus!..."

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#562849 Jul 26, 2013
A wise king finds the wicked, lays them out like wheat, then runs the crushing wheels over them.

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#562851 Jul 26, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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That has been the history of Christianity ever since Jesus died.
At least they aren't killing each other yet.
Just christianity love? Only after Jesus died?

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#562852 Jul 26, 2013
JuicyLullz wrote:
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He's not as lonely as you might think 'Larry' <smile>
LOL

<runs fingers through Luci's strawberry hair>

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#562853 Jul 26, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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yes, yes, but why should Jesus love you?
Jesus only loves me when I dye my hair red.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#562854 Jul 26, 2013
JuicyLullz wrote:
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*christian admitting her 'Lord' despises her*
Bingo!

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#562855 Jul 26, 2013
The Lord's searchlight penetrates the humans spirit, exposing every hidden motive.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#562856 Jul 26, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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And not super good at it. I mean, iron? Seriously? Iron chariots and the deity can't keep up???
It's "magical iron" !

ROFLMAO

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#562857 Jul 26, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
It is dangerous to make a rash promise to God before counting the cost.
Dear God, when I die, I promise to kill you, too.

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#562858 Jul 26, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
A wise king finds the wicked, lays them out like wheat, then runs the crushing wheels over them.
*what a loving king huh*

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#562859 Jul 26, 2013
Unfailing love and faithfulness protect the king, his throne is made secure through love.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#562860 Jul 26, 2013
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text> The Deity fathering a deity son(demigod or man-god) is a common theme in Middle Eastern/Mediterranean mythology.
<quoted text>Oh, yeah.... that.
Blood, cookies, flesh, wine, it's a celibate party.
"Keep it in your robe, Jesus!..."
hahaha

(the only kind of parties I avoid)

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#562861 Jul 26, 2013
JuicyLullz wrote:
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Jelly basterds. Gee whizz I hope she got to make up her own mind. Or was she buried away somewhere, making women irrelevant. I forget.
You know Asherah produced deities...virginally. Yep. Definite parallels to Mary. Her symbol was a tree or plank of wood, on a hill, commonly. The parallel to the crucifiCtion is pretty strong there, too.

Polytheism; The old ways, they die hard.

The Triune is monotheism;(sorta, probably... just believe it)

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#562863 Jul 26, 2013
The glory of the young is their strength, the gray hair of experience is the splendor of the old.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#562864 Jul 26, 2013
Dr shrink wrote:
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sweety
my friend g_o_d Lies to you
take Bible and read whole 5 Mose book,
and you will know that YAHVEH is not only God of War,
He is also God of Blessings and prosperitities of those who are under obedience of His high heavens(shamaya) law
those people here are just simple uneducated Liars, and dumb
buut,empty brain barrels
Bible is beautiful Gods Book for us,
only if you don't listen false teachers,or Lies of those dumb rats not having any clue about OT and Nt
the best is to study Bible by yourselves, and before study ask for Divine Quidance, and be away from man stupid earthly bablings and Lies
Nah. I'm not going to waste more time on your holy book just b/c you like it.

That's like asking someone who's favorite food is steak "do you like steak?"

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#562865 Jul 26, 2013
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah.
Yahweh was a god right along side of Ba'al and Asherah, before the Judaic move to monotheism. Yahweh nad Ba'al were the sons of EL, taken from the older Caananite pantheon of deities. At one time Asherah was the wife of EL, and later became Yahweh's consort. Both Yahweh and Ba'al competed for Asherahs attention.
Yahweh was known as “Yahweh Sabaoth”(depending on the tribe or region), and meant "he who musters armies", or "the commander of armies" is another variation. "Hosts" is often substituted, because it sounds less ominous, but even that, means armies.
"Yahweh Sabaoth", was a war god.
Correct.

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#562866 Jul 26, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
The Lord's searchlight penetrates the humans spirit, exposing every hidden motive.
*christian admitting her (?) Lord is going to kill his followers in every way possible*

Since: Oct 12

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#562867 Jul 26, 2013
Physical punishment cleanses away evil, such discipline purifies the heart.

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