Why Should Jesus Love Me?

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#559704 Jul 19, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
Do you have a latent talent for anagrams?
rave trim
in jane
car tech 1
hope by pals
sir actual
mobs kilos
Lol

“Miles from Nohweh”

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#559705 Jul 19, 2013
trifecta1 wrote:
<quoted text>Exactly.
These humanists are getting their azz handed to them by the Christians and others on the billboard. Their arguments can't stand up and they are getting outdone in a rout.
So all they have now is daydreams and delusions that Christians here are irritated or angry about what they say about Christians the Church or Christianity LOL.
That's all they have now...fantasizing that Christians here are angry or intolerant of their criticisms...while the Christians are just whupping their tail in arguments.
So now all they can do is whimper. All of them use to be Christians but now suddenly they asking "is this how you spread the gospel" "is this Jesus love" "is this the Christian message" blah blah blah now that they are getting trounced on the billboard. With their lying azzes as if they did not already know what the gospel was but just using that as a last ditch weapon against Christians HA!
It's not working, the Christians see it for what it is. And these humanist will keep getting their evil lying and asinine arguments shoved back right into their faces. It's nice to see.
If you say that long enough, maybe even you will believe it.

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#559706 Jul 19, 2013
River Tam wrote:
I like raves and I trim regularly.
I like trim and I rave about it regularly.

Did you set me up?

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#559707 Jul 19, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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um.....
why is that? You said you have horses so you probably have more opportunity for that activity...
Um.....

What part of having animals equates to wanting to have sex with them?

I also have kids, don't you dare go there...

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#559708 Jul 19, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
Do you have a latent talent for anagrams?
rave trim
in jane
car tech 1
hope by pals
sir actual
mobs kilos
river tam

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Catcher1

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scaritual

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Do me, do me.

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#559709 Jul 19, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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WARNING: This joke is intended for immature audiences.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
who bought a horse with the intent to fck it,
but try as he might,
he didn't have the height,
so he had to stand on a bucket.
Oh, my eyes! MY EYES!

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#559710 Jul 19, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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I like raves and I trim regularly.
So do you trim your goatee or is it just a 'stache?

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#559711 Jul 19, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
river tam
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Catcher1
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scaritual
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Do me, do me.
Neigh...I mean, nay.

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#559712 Jul 19, 2013
I'll stalk to you guys later!

“Miles from Nohweh”

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#559713 Jul 19, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Um.....
What part of having animals equates to wanting to have sex with them?
I also have kids, don't you dare go there...
Um.....
What part of being homosexual equates to being more likely to have sex with animals?
You did say that to Lacez, yes?

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#559714 Jul 19, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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Neigh...I mean, nay.
Lame.

cheat death biiw

That's all I got...

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#559715 Jul 19, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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Um.....
What part of being homosexual equates to being more likely to have sex with animals?
You did say that to Lacez, yes?
Ya, I wasn't serious, I was just talking shit.

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“Romans 8:1.”

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#559716 Jul 19, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
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You got a little something on your nose
Ah, there it is, its Ians' ass
LOL
He needs to check ians colon while he's got his head up there. Living in Mexico as ians does I'm sure he hasn't had it checked properly since he moved there. I'm sure the local doctor/barber that ians depends on for his health care probably doesn't even know what a colon is.

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#559718 Jul 19, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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So do you trim your goatee or is it just a 'stache?
I don't know what Mrs. Redneck looks like.

I'm not here to judge but if that's what you're used to, she may be keeping a bit of a secret from you.

I suggest you try having sex with the lights on next time.

“Miles from Nohweh”

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#559719 Jul 19, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Ya, I wasn't serious, I was just talking shit.
LOL

Talking shit.

I get it.

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#559721 Jul 19, 2013
trifecta1 wrote:
<quoted text>Exactly.
These humanists are getting their azz handed to them by the Christians and others on the billboard. Their arguments can't stand up and they are getting outdone in a rout.
So all they have now is daydreams and delusions that Christians here are irritated or angry about what they say about Christians the Church or Christianity LOL.
That's all they have now...fantasizing that Christians here are angry or intolerant of their criticisms...while the Christians are just whupping their tail in arguments.
So now all they can do is whimper. All of them use to be Christians but now suddenly they asking "is this how you spread the gospel" "is this Jesus love" "is this the Christian message" blah blah blah now that they are getting trounced on the billboard. With their lying azzes as if they did not already know what the gospel was but just using that as a last ditch weapon against Christians HA!
It's not working, the Christians see it for what it is. And these humanist will keep getting their evil lying and asinine arguments shoved back right into their faces. It's nice to see.
And here is the thing. Regardless of what someone has said in the past about Christianity, pretty much each day is a new day. People that want to come in here and tell jokes or do anagrams or talk to people aren't getting messed with

But other people, what has it been, at least 8-10 months probably that they have been in here every single day bashing Christianity? Every day. Is there anything new someone can even pretend they are saying? And reason they can possibly make up that would be believable? No. It is nothing but non-stop trolling because without having Christians to fight with every day, they wouldn't even know what to do with themselves

They rarely talk to other people they are friends with unless it is to join in an attack. Really discuss current events or other subjects. Rarely make any effort to be anything but a pain in the ass. Hasn't it gone on long enough? Are they this miserable that there will neevr be an end in sight? Or will day after day after day continue to be people who claim Christians shouldn't force their beliefs on others be the same ones that set up shot anywhere they can find a Christian looking to provoke a fight

Get a life already or in leau of that, move on

To people that can come in here without it having to be to attack the beliefs of others, kudos. The door is always open

(T) Peace

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#559722 Jul 19, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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LOL
Talking shit.
I get it.
heh:)

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#559723 Jul 19, 2013
Red Apples wrote:
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He needs to check ians colon while he's got his head up there. Living in Mexico as ians does I'm sure he hasn't had it checked properly since he moved there. I'm sure the local doctor/barber that ians depends on for his health care probably doesn't even know what a colon is.
LOL

He probably leans in, takes a sniff, and says he smells fine. Then gives him another bottle of cologne!

I heard Sybaris by Puig is popular there:)

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#559724 Jul 19, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Ya,[...]I was just talking shit.
...and why would you change the habit of a lifetime?

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#559725 Jul 19, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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You need a thesis to tell you that "all non-Christians used to be Christian" is wrong?!
O_o
Pardon me, I should have used "EX-Christians".
I would have done so if I knew you were eavesdropping.
The person to whom I was replying seemed to understand me quite well.

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