I can't be everywhere, all the time, like you.<quoted text>
Thanks. I'm told that I have a gift for it.
I think that you might have missed a couple new zingers written just for you, also pretty good. Of course, that's to be expected when you do drive-by posting, that is, drop a few insults and then disappear for a week without seeing the reactions. By the time you return, there's too much ground for you to cover, so you just miss it.
I'm sure you do leave plenty of droppings about me all over Topix, but, unlike you, I'm not obsessed with giving enough of a shit to keep an eye out for them, Mr. Bookmarks Everything Nano Posts.