Why Should Jesus Love Me?

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#558912 Jul 17, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
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BJ classed as sodomy in some states...got to be careful where you put it.
Got to be really careful...

Sex

While “doing the nasty” is usually considered to be a personal affair (unless it involves money and/or a president), some states take it upon themselves to make sure all is well in the world of sexual intercourse.

For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment. Yikes.

Oral stimulation is not the only form of sex that is highly regulated, however. The State of Virginia dictates that it is illegal to have sex with the lights on. In Florida, Massachussetts, Montana and Virginia, it is illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary. In Oklahoma, pre-marital sex is against the law. Nevada considers sex without the use of a condom to be illegal. In Texas, the use or ownership of more than six dildos may qualify you for a felony. In Georgia, sex toys are banned altogether.

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#558913 Jul 17, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>I can't be everywhere, all the time, like you.
I'm sure you do leave plenty of droppings about me all over Topix, but, unlike you, I'm not obsessed with giving enough of a shit to keep an eye out for them, Mr. Bookmarks Everything Nano Posts.
Freak.
Are you a male or female ?

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#558914 Jul 17, 2013
Lifelover wrote:
I have better things to do.. Like take the Garbage out to the curb..
Poor Dawn. She's here like five minutes and already butthurt.
Lifelover wrote:
the thread evolves around Satan now.
I'm guessing that you're jealous.

BTW, that kind of thinking was fine in late 17th century Salem, but in the 21st century, you're kind of a dinosaur. And that was not a slam about your weight.
Lifelover wrote:
I used to be a member
You're still a member. And that was not a slam about your femininity.

Since: May 11

Ashford, UK

#558915 Jul 17, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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I thought that poster was a female.
Annie's got jokes...LMFAO

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#558916 Jul 17, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I got nothin against getting a massage, they are needed for most of us that work physically.
But manicures? Pedicures? Bubble baths?
Hell no.
I usually just chew off my finger nails and clip the toe nails. I don't use that finger nail sanding thing, what's it called?
IMO, men's hands are supposed to be a little rough around the edges.
Dirty? No. Rough? Yes.
It helped soothe the beast and kept me from acquiring unnecessary scratches in delicate places.

I had an OBY/GYN that I dumped because I could feel his unruly nails through the gloves. That hurt! I called him King Kong of the Dumb Dong. Some men are oblivious to how sensitive a woman can be.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#558917 Jul 17, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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That dog's crap has more integrity than you do.
Oh, wow, what a witty comeback, Uncle Festerbrains.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#558920 Jul 17, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Yup. These atheists aren't in the business of denigrating or correcting each other.
And Catcher had the nerve to write "No atheist has ever posted pornography here"
O_o
They have no problem lying.

Since: May 11

Ashford, UK

#558922 Jul 17, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>It helped soothe the beast and kept me from acquiring unnecessary scratches in delicate places.
I had an OBY/GYN that I dumped because I could feel his unruly nails through the gloves. That hurt! I called him King Kong of the Dumb Dong. Some men are oblivious to how sensitive a woman can be.
cool story brah...

Since: May 11

Ashford, UK

#558923 Jul 17, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>They have no problem lying.
Dude, what's a suckhole in a toolshed?

Is that like some euphemism the straights don't know about?

Enquiring minds need to know dude.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#558924 Jul 17, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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You must be full of self doubt.
ROFLMAO
You wish.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#558925 Jul 17, 2013
River Tam wrote:
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Don't forget to feed the little boys that are chained in your basement.
I'm glad the axolotls are going extinct.

Since: May 11

Ashford, UK

#558926 Jul 17, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>You wish.
So are obgyn fantasies part of your paraphilia? Do you actually have a desire to give birth?

Do you feel pain as a man knowing that no amount of surgery will ever change that?

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#558927 Jul 17, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Oh, wow, what a witty comeback, Uncle Festerbrains.
LOL

OK. You are female.
You sound sexually frustrated.

I have soft hands.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#558928 Jul 17, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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There's principle involved.
Tell that to their victims.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#558929 Jul 17, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Cowgirls.
I'm sure a saddle calloused crotch helps buffer the scratching.:-/

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#558930 Jul 17, 2013
Serah wrote:
My Brother was molested twice ~ once when he was about 4 by and older boy and then again when he was 12 by a scout master. He has lived a very lonely and in my eyes, sad life, due to his lack of his own offspring and family in his life. I believe he is gay because of the results of issues that happened in his life, and I do believe that he would have had his mutant DNA reversed if hindsight worked and he had that choice to make.
This is clown science. You need to learn the difference between acquired traits - "because of the results of issues that happened in his life" - and inherited traits - "mutant DNA."
Serah wrote:
I agree there is no gay gene
That's quite reassuring. "OK, everybody - stop looking for a genetic component to homosexuality."
Serah wrote:
There is much discrimination and there has been much discrimination, but perhaps the day will come when there is no discrimination, for the need will not be there.
We're working on it. Defeating the church will eliminate most of it.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#558931 Jul 17, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Boooots stalked a woman named Patty and got reported for it, now he can't help but incriminate himself by talking about how the police gave her his name. It would be funny if it weren't scary. Unfortunately our prisons are full of people like him who say it's not their fault they got locked up but their victim's fault for calling the cops. Like the victim was supposed to just shrug off the stalking and let it go...all passive like a good little victim should.
Boooots? Puh-leese.

You people are despicable.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#558932 Jul 17, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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Is that dandruff on your shoetops? That would be strange, since there's none on your shoulders.
There's another one of those so-called "originals" that you've posted about a dozen times already. Senile any?

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

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#558933 Jul 17, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
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Once again...madam*bullshit cough*....you have me at a disadvantage.
What's a..."suckhole"?
Quit acting innocent, you know perfectly well what and where they are. I know you gaywads all look forward to visiting the many rest stops along our highways.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#558934 Jul 17, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
I feel sorry for the many thousands of victims who were "turned" by gay sexual abusers.
How many went gay after dating you?

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