Why Should Jesus Love Me?

Since: May 11

Ashford, UK

#558890 Jul 17, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>It was on the internet.
Now don't you feel bad for all the maids you offended?
When the offended maids materialise, I shall apologise unreservedly for every offence which I may have caused.

So where the hell are you doing your reading to learn this dude?

Since: May 11

Ashford, UK

#558891 Jul 17, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>You should have considered how your family felt BEFORE installing that suckhole in your tool shed, hypocrite.
Once again...madam*bullshit cough*....you have me at a disadvantage.

What's a..."suckhole"?

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#558892 Jul 17, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
His conscience is dead, he choked it long ago.
I guess it's time for the effete comedy stylings of Skanky and Our Gang.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#558893 Jul 17, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Cowgirls.
LOL

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#558895 Jul 17, 2013
Rider on the Storm wrote:
<quoted text>
What you or i think doesnt matter. The stigma surrounding suicide is real.....
Agreed.

It is time to stop it.

Since: May 11

Ashford, UK

#558897 Jul 17, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
I guess your wife is only getting it missionary and you never had a BJ.
Yep, you are lousy in bed.
BJ classed as sodomy in some states...got to be careful where you put it.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#558898 Jul 17, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
Why should I do anything differently from what I'm doing presently? This interests and pleases me. Your suggestion wouldn't.
Those are so clearly the words of a man living a necessary, self-inflicted exile, excluded from and missing the contact of fellow Americans.

The dog that crapped in my yard this morning has more integrity than you do.

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#558900 Jul 17, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
I guess your wife is only getting it missionary and you never had a BJ.
Yep, you are lousy in bed.
I thought that poster was a female.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#558902 Jul 17, 2013
Rider on the Storm wrote:
<quoted text>
...
I'll remind you again, your the one that believes in the bible not me ... You can say thats ok for someone to do, but i dont think it is.
I don't "believe in" the Bible. I treat all ancient documents as a historian should.

I think Jesus death was not important to the early Christians and Jews. As described, it was suicide. IMHO it was just another murder of an innocent person.

Suicide can be a selfish act or a selfless act depending on the circumstances.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#558905 Jul 17, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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Thanks. I'm told that I have a gift for it.
I think that you might have missed a couple new zingers written just for you, also pretty good. Of course, that's to be expected when you do drive-by posting, that is, drop a few insults and then disappear for a week without seeing the reactions. By the time you return, there's too much ground for you to cover, so you just miss it.
I can't be everywhere, all the time, like you.

I'm sure you do leave plenty of droppings about me all over Topix, but, unlike you, I'm not obsessed with giving enough of a shit to keep an eye out for them, Mr. Bookmarks Everything Nano Posts.

Freak.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#558907 Jul 17, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
<quoted text>
BJ classed as sodomy in some states...got to be careful where you put it.
Most men refuse to perform oral sex on women yet expect it from them.

Most men have no problem having anal sex with women.

It is a double standard regarding homosexuality.
I understand that. It is the failure to admit it that makes them liars and hypocrites in my opinion.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#558909 Jul 17, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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I thought that poster was a female.
Well then I apologize. Maybe she would like to see my Skype show.

LOL

Since: May 11

Ashford, UK

#558910 Jul 17, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Those are so clearly the words of a man living a necessary, self-inflicted exile, excluded from and missing the contact of fellow Americans.
The dog that crapped in my yard this morning has more integrity than you do.
These are so clearly the words of a man living in self-inflicted sexual-orientational denial, pretending to be a woman and and missing the company of like minded cross dressers and transvestites.

...Reduced to the(very unconvincing) pretence of femininity on the internet...applying his lipstic over 3 day old stubble while his mascara runs over his tearstained, bloated and ruddy cheeks. Unable to simply be himself for fear of rejection by his dogmatic fundamentalist friends.

*violin plays*

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#558911 Jul 17, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>....
The dog that crapped in my yard this morning has more integrity than you do.
That dog's crap has more integrity than you do.

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#558912 Jul 17, 2013
MisterCharrington wrote:
<quoted text>
BJ classed as sodomy in some states...got to be careful where you put it.
Got to be really careful...

Sex

While “doing the nasty” is usually considered to be a personal affair (unless it involves money and/or a president), some states take it upon themselves to make sure all is well in the world of sexual intercourse.

For instance, oral sex is illegal in 18 states. Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. consider people who give or receive oral sex to be criminals. In Georgia, those convicted of oral sex can be charged with no less than one year and no more than 20 years imprisonment. Yikes.

Oral stimulation is not the only form of sex that is highly regulated, however. The State of Virginia dictates that it is illegal to have sex with the lights on. In Florida, Massachussetts, Montana and Virginia, it is illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary. In Oklahoma, pre-marital sex is against the law. Nevada considers sex without the use of a condom to be illegal. In Texas, the use or ownership of more than six dildos may qualify you for a felony. In Georgia, sex toys are banned altogether.

http://cornellsun.com/node/18235

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#558913 Jul 17, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>I can't be everywhere, all the time, like you.
I'm sure you do leave plenty of droppings about me all over Topix, but, unlike you, I'm not obsessed with giving enough of a shit to keep an eye out for them, Mr. Bookmarks Everything Nano Posts.
Freak.
Are you a male or female ?

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#558914 Jul 17, 2013
Lifelover wrote:
I have better things to do.. Like take the Garbage out to the curb..
Poor Dawn. She's here like five minutes and already butthurt.
Lifelover wrote:
the thread evolves around Satan now.
I'm guessing that you're jealous.

BTW, that kind of thinking was fine in late 17th century Salem, but in the 21st century, you're kind of a dinosaur. And that was not a slam about your weight.
Lifelover wrote:
I used to be a member
You're still a member. And that was not a slam about your femininity.

Since: May 11

Ashford, UK

#558915 Jul 17, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
<quoted text>
I thought that poster was a female.
Annie's got jokes...LMFAO

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#558916 Jul 17, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I got nothin against getting a massage, they are needed for most of us that work physically.
But manicures? Pedicures? Bubble baths?
Hell no.
I usually just chew off my finger nails and clip the toe nails. I don't use that finger nail sanding thing, what's it called?
IMO, men's hands are supposed to be a little rough around the edges.
Dirty? No. Rough? Yes.
It helped soothe the beast and kept me from acquiring unnecessary scratches in delicate places.

I had an OBY/GYN that I dumped because I could feel his unruly nails through the gloves. That hurt! I called him King Kong of the Dumb Dong. Some men are oblivious to how sensitive a woman can be.

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#558917 Jul 17, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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That dog's crap has more integrity than you do.
Oh, wow, what a witty comeback, Uncle Festerbrains.

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