Why Should Jesus Love Me?

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#554701 Jul 6, 2013
Old School Granny wrote:
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I'm not sure we have met yet River Tam but I've been reading thru and your posts stick out to me as a brilliant mind at work and play -- I love the way you express and color humor ---
TLC - Judy "OSG"
Hi Judy. I'm River.

Consider us met.

Nice to meet you !!!

:-)

Always remember: There is a fine line between brilliant and disturbed.

Since: Sep 12

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#554702 Jul 6, 2013
Dr shrink wrote:
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I am a man male with 12 inch long= long enough?
A 12 inch long lie??? LOL You are 94 year old man Shrink that has a lot of gastrointestinal issues. haha..Just kidding. I couldn't pass this one by.:)

Since: Jan 11

United States

#554703 Jul 6, 2013
River Tam wrote:
Hi Judy. I'm River.
Consider us met.
Nice to meet you !!!
:-)
Always remember: There is a fine line between brilliant and disturbed.
Ah shit.

There was a line?

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

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#554704 Jul 6, 2013
Grace Walker wrote:
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A 12 inch long lie??? LOL You are 94 year old man Shrink that has a lot of gastrointestinal issues. haha..Just kidding. I couldn't pass this one by.:)
Maybe he's got a 12 inch intestine.

That would explain all the farting.....

Since: Sep 10

United States

#554705 Jul 6, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Capiche?
What language is that, Mr. Simpleton?

Since: Oct 10

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#554706 Jul 6, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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If you did what you could to get other people to not eat cow, then is say you're against me. If you condone stuff like extra taxes in cow farmers because of cow farts, or extra taxes because of all the water they use, or if you stand out front if a butcher shop with a protest sign, then you're against me.
If you just have the feeling of ickiness over eating cow and leave it at that, then you're neither for me or against me. Your apathetic towards me as I am about your sexuality - I don't care either way, so long as it doesn't impede my life or the lives of the people I care about. If you condone homosexual teaching in sex ed class, then you're against me. If you confine the actions of gays like NAMBLA, then you're against me. If you keep your sexual desires where they belong - in your head, your pants & your bedroom (or wherever it is you do it), then you're for me. And vice versa with my sexual desires.
Capiche?
NAMBLA is not a gay organization. It's a fuckingPedophile organization. Why can't you see the difference?

Did you see the vid that Lacez put up?

#t=2m42 s

Even though the dude married a horse, he wanted to make it clear that it was a female horse. I'M NOT GAY.

Since: Sep 10

United States

#554707 Jul 6, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
RiversideRedneck wrote:
That's how you roll, Catch.
Blame God for the death of firemen but thank training for surviving firemen.
You're a hypocrite.
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O_o
How did the training fail the survivors?!
One of 20 survived.
Taken very prematurely, just 20 years old or so.
If there's a god, he sure is a sonovabitch.

Since: Oct 10

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#554708 Jul 6, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I DID enjoy it, thanks.
I emailed it to a dozen family & friends, let your grand daughter know its being spread.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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let your grand daughter know its being spread.
How creepy does that sound?

“Pillars of Creation....”

Since: Jan 11

Into this world we're thrown

#554709 Jul 6, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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One of 20 survived.
Taken very prematurely, just 20 years old or so.
If there's a god, he sure is a sonovabitch.
If theres a God he's treated you pretty well, at least according to you and if I recall correctly you defend alot of sonovabitches. Keep em outta jail. Guys just like the nannycam guy.

“Pillars of Creation....”

Since: Jan 11

Into this world we're thrown

#554710 Jul 6, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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One of 20 survived.
Taken very prematurely, just 20 years old or so.
If there's a god, he sure is a sonovabitch.
Sounds like God could be a potential client of yours chaser........

Right up your alley..........

Since: Oct 10

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#554711 Jul 6, 2013
Bongo wrote:
<quoted text> falice, do you blame God for your lot in life?
You keep spelling phallic wrong.

Have you seen the Washington Monument?

Do you hit your knees at the sight of an obelisk?

I hear some of them are rather small.

Are we playing a game?

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#554712 Jul 6, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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Ah shit.
There was a line?
It's razor thin.

Ohhhh, razor. Shiny !!!!

Since: Jan 11

United States

#554713 Jul 6, 2013
Rider on the Storm wrote:
Sounds like God could be a potential client of yours chaser........
Right up your alley..........
I had someone else in mind.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#554714 Jul 6, 2013
Red Apples wrote:
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Wrong place at the wrong time.
Who do you propose should be blamed for that?
If followed their training, then nothing could be done. There is no "who" to blame (unless of course building managers lied or their boss stupidly told them to charge in or some other kind of human error).

The thing is, I don't believe in an all-powerful creator deity. If someone does believe in an all-powerful creator deity, then in the face of human death and misery, they have these options:

1. ignore the obvious impossibilities and never think deeply about what omnipotent + creator means. This is what most religious people do

2. believe in some unknowable divine plan that can't make sense to the non-omniscient; a sort of "who can know the will of Allah?" In this case, the omnipotent creator deity chooses the time and state of everyone's death - in advance, at the creation of the universe.

3. choose to believe in a contradiction as in "I have an all-powerful deity, who created all and knows everything, but ridiculously doesn't have anything to do with misery and suffering."

My point, and the point of view of atheists, isn't that anyone's god is responsible for any person's death and suffering. It's that theists have impossible and unresolved beliefs in their heads that they seem incapable of acknowledging.

We find that quite funny, and childish.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#554715 Jul 6, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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Leave my titanium codpiece out of this.
It's your titanium codpiece!

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#554716 Jul 6, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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I think Jesus existed and that the Gospel of Mark gives a reasonably accurate idea of his life and teaching.
I see no reason to believe in all the magic and 'pomp and circumstance' added later.
IMHO, if one needs all the magical crap of religion to follow the teachings of Jesus (a rarity in and of itself) then they are missing the whole point of what Jesus taught in Mark.
Oh, ok. I have no issues with that, and I respect your well thought out and well researched views on spirituality.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#554717 Jul 6, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Wait, I know.
A Craftsman garage door opener.
Who's got the clicker?
It's keyed to a pin number!

“MEET KIKI -She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#554718 Jul 6, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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**PORTIONS SNIPPED**
Cat fish?
.. so nice of you to cook ..

.. a few lemon wedges, tartar sauce, spinach and coleslaw, please ..

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#554719 Jul 6, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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hahahaha, brilliant! As usual :)
I've missed your writing.
Hey there, Hiding. Nice to see you back. Thanks.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#554720 Jul 6, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Smoke inhalation.
That really sucks. See my above post :)

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