Why Should Jesus Love Me?
Dr shrink

Baltimore, MD

#554653 Jul 6, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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I don't think a dr shrink is mine to pay.
I am never going to be yours or pay you any penny

but dr Shrink is able to use his 12 inch long thermometer to check inside temperature of your sweet female part
of course for free

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#554654 Jul 6, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Why do you do that? You pretend to know that Jesus is fictional when you know that's just a belief of yours.
Why not say you *think* He's fictional?
Because I've searched the entire universe. Under each rock, around each moon. No Jesus there! I found Mohammad once, though. Cowering behind a red sun so that Superman wouldn't hurt him. I took the liberty of tossing him into a black hole. No more Mohammad!

:)

Ok, ok, I think Jesus is fictional. Or really good at hiding.'Cause he saw what I did to Mohammad.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#554655 Jul 6, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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That's how you roll, Catch.
Blame God for the death of firemen but thank training for surviving firemen.
You're a hypocrite.
Out of curiosity, how do you explain the deaths of the firemen?
Dr shrink

Baltimore, MD

#554656 Jul 6, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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Matthew 12:30, Jesus said, "Whoever is not with me is against me ..."
Benito Mussolini: "O con noi o contro di noi." (You're either with us or against us.)
George W. Bush, 9-20-2011: "Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."
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.. no ..
.. sure, some gays probably think that way but most are rather ambivalent ..
.. we don't care if someone believes homosexuality is a sin as long as they endorse equality ..
.. you enjoy a roast beef sammwich. I believe eating cow is immoral. Do you think I'm for you, against you or ambivalent? Would I campaign endlessly, call you an immoral degenerate and invest millions of dollars and endless hours to stop you from eating cow ??..
.. did you want a little oink-oink on your sammwich ??..
put on your sammwich spoon of sauer cream from man d.... and eat breakfast,go sleep,don't snore,only breath frish farts of 95 years old Dr Shrink,your devoted friend farting when he reads your BS posts?
Dr shrink

Baltimore, MD

#554657 Jul 6, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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BT...yes...he is obnoxious...but...
I don't think that he nor Clownie...Wasup...closed down that thread any more than others.
I have dropped in to read on occasion and had to scroll by page after page of people responding to them...feeding the trolls egos by acknowledging their presence. Those trolls received more responses than any of the "legit" conversations that were attempted.
Same thing happens here...
There are those that complain about us "outsiders" flooding their thread...yet...they keep responding...arguing...etc etc.
IMO...if Gut Stomper...Wasup...etal...had been ignored instead of all the attention they get...they would have moved on a long time ago.
It is the back and forth that keeps discourse alive...at least I think so.
mama
this place is not for idle gossip,and not for you?
I know ?nobody invited you to talk this poor cheap crap

dr Shrink is Guru of this topic,and rather you have to be obey dr Shrink commandments

just go away and never come back?
Dr shrink

Baltimore, MD

#554658 Jul 6, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Because I've searched the entire universe. Under each rock, around each moon. No Jesus there! I found Mohammad once, though. Cowering behind a red sun so that Superman wouldn't hurt him. I took the liberty of tossing him into a black hole. No more Mohammad!
:)
Ok, ok, I think Jesus is fictional. Or really good at hiding.'Cause he saw what I did to Mohammad.
because you are little insect parasite thinking that whole universe is under each rock,or under each moon in the shrubs

your liberty is like dependency from shade of small weed covering your poor godless cockroach brain in searching for God under your filthy muddy rocks

“Romans 8:1.”

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#554659 Jul 6, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Out of curiosity, how do you explain the deaths of the firemen?
Wrong place at the wrong time.

Who do you propose should be blamed for that?

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#554660 Jul 6, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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....
Roman Catholic Church -$171 billion/year
Do the math....
The RCC TAKES IN $170 BILLION.

They give it all away to starving children ?

Are you retarded or what ?

http://money.msn.com/now/post.aspx...

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#554661 Jul 6, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Wait till you see what's holding it up!
Leave my titanium codpiece out of this.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#554662 Jul 6, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Because I've searched the entire universe. Under each rock, around each moon. No Jesus there! I found Mohammad once, though. Cowering behind a red sun so that Superman wouldn't hurt him. I took the liberty of tossing him into a black hole. No more Mohammad!
:)
Ok, ok, I think Jesus is fictional. Or really good at hiding.'Cause he saw what I did to Mohammad.
I think Jesus existed and that the Gospel of Mark gives a reasonably accurate idea of his life and teaching.
I see no reason to believe in all the magic and 'pomp and circumstance' added later.

IMHO, if one needs all the magical crap of religion to follow the teachings of Jesus (a rarity in and of itself) then they are missing the whole point of what Jesus taught in Mark.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#554663 Jul 6, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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Out of curiosity, how do you explain the deaths of the firemen?
They died.
It happens quite often.

BIBLE TRUE JEHOVA

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#554664 Jul 6, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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I think Jesus existed and that the Gospel of Mark gives a reasonably accurate idea of his life and teaching.
I see no reason to believe in all the magic and 'pomp and circumstance' added later.
IMHO, if one needs all the magical crap of religion to follow the teachings of Jesus (a rarity in and of itself) then they are missing the whole point of what Jesus taught in Mark.
JESUS not only thought in MARK
JESUS tought among many people,many cities,villages and a lot of outside people hear teachings of Jesus and wrote own relations about Jesus teachings

Mark alone didn't hear Jesus teachings and wrote his Gospel,also others relations about Jesus are truthful and considered from different point of human views about Son of God,reincarnated to be perfect human,teacher, and return back where from he came(spiritual realm)

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

United States

#554665 Jul 6, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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That's how you roll, Catch.
Blame God for the death of firemen but thank training for surviving firemen.
You're a hypocrite.
Training that failed? Dude!

BIBLE TRUE JEHOVA

Since: Sep 10

Location hidden

#554666 Jul 6, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
<quoted text>
BT...yes...he is obnoxious...but...
I don't think that he nor Clownie...Wasup...closed down that thread any more than others.
I have dropped in to read on occasion and had to scroll by page after page of people responding to them...feeding the trolls egos by acknowledging their presence. Those trolls received more responses than any of the "legit" conversations that were attempted.
Same thing happens here...
There are those that complain about us "outsiders" flooding their thread...yet...they keep responding...arguing...etc etc.
IMO...if Gut Stomper...Wasup...etal...had been ignored instead of all the attention they get...they would have moved on a long time ago.
It is the back and forth that keeps discourse alive...at least I think so.
blah blah blah
nothing valuable only idle gossip.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#554667 Jul 6, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
<quoted text>
BT...yes...he is obnoxious...but...
I don't think that he nor Clownie...Wasup...closed down that thread any more than others.
I have dropped in to read on occasion and had to scroll by page after page of people responding to them...feeding the trolls egos by acknowledging their presence. Those trolls received more responses than any of the "legit" conversations that were attempted.
Same thing happens here...
There are those that complain about us "outsiders" flooding their thread...yet...they keep responding...arguing...etc etc.
IMO...if Gut Stomper...Wasup...etal...had been ignored instead of all the attention they get...they would have moved on a long time ago.
It is the back and forth that keeps discourse alive...at least I think so.
Yup.

“Old School Granny ”

Since: Jul 07

Location hidden

#554668 Jul 6, 2013
Red Apples wrote:
<quoted text>
Wrong place at the wrong time.
Who do you propose should be blamed for that?
Hey John -- My GOoDness long time no hear -- are ya keeping up with the Tigers this year? They be doing a great job.

As for the firefighters, what a tragic loss.

TLC - Jute

“Old School Granny ”

Since: Jul 07

Location hidden

#554669 Jul 6, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I found this, too. lol
If, since 1965 when the poverty rate was at 15%, your country has spent trillions and trillions of dollars to eradicate poverty, and the current rate of poverty is 15%– you might live in a country that was founded by geniuses but run by idiots.
Gotta love Jeff, tells it like it is - no holds barred and he is usually always spot on --

I'm glad you enjoyed the post -- TLC Judy

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#554670 Jul 6, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
Happy Lesbo wrote:
<quoted text>
Matthew 12:30, Jesus said, "Whoever is not with me is against me ..."
Benito Mussolini: "O con noi o contro di noi." (You're either with us or against us.)
George W. Bush, 9-20-2011: "Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists."
<quoted text>
.. no ..
.. sure, some gays probably think that way but most are rather ambivalent ..
.. we don't care if someone believes homosexuality is a sin as long as they endorse equality ..
.. you enjoy a roast beef sammwich. I believe eating cow is immoral. Do you think I'm for you, against you or ambivalent? Would I campaign endlessly, call you an immoral degenerate and invest millions of dollars and endless hours to stop you from eating cow ??..
.. did you want a little oink-oink on your sammwich ??..
If you did what you could to get other people to not eat cow, then is say you're against me. If you condone stuff like extra taxes in cow farmers because of cow farts, or extra taxes because of all the water they use, or if you stand out front if a butcher shop with a protest sign, then you're against me.

If you just have the feeling of ickiness over eating cow and leave it at that, then you're neither for me or against me. Your apathetic towards me as I am about your sexuality - I don't care either way, so long as it doesn't impede my life or the lives of the people I care about. If you condone homosexual teaching in sex ed class, then you're against me. If you confine the actions of gays like NAMBLA, then you're against me. If you keep your sexual desires where they belong - in your head, your pants & your bedroom (or wherever it is you do it), then you're for me. And vice versa with my sexual desires.

Capiche?

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#554671 Jul 6, 2013
Dr shrink wrote:
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what awsome you see in Granny long post like Verezano Bridge not far away of New York?
are you more crazy today??
You don't like it long?

Since: Apr 08

Watford, UK

#554672 Jul 6, 2013
Clementia wrote:
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It's just as hot here! I can't believe it, I'm in shock!
I think I should. I'll check it out on YouTube, but I doubt it's as bad as the Birmingham English!! God have mercy on me!!!!!!!!!
Now, I want u to concentrate on your work, don't let your eyes wonder here and there, it's not worth it!!! And this is not a request, so don't even try it!!
:-)
Birmingham accents?

Some years ago I was on a course and the tutor came from Birmingham.

As he delivered his session he kept referring to the "Chinese". I couldn't understand WTF the Chinese had to do with what he was saying but then the penny dropped....

...he wasn't saying "Chinese" - he was saying "trainees".

Ps.

What's Freud?

It's how Brummies have their eggs at breakfast.

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