Why Should Jesus Love Me?

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#551692 Jun 26, 2013
Rider on the Storm wrote:
I read this in my horoscope up in the corner over there. I dont know what it means but it sounds like it could be fun. I'm goin along for the ride..........
Apparently: The trickster Merury is going to turn retrograde in my 8th house of sex..........
WoooHoooo, lets get this party started..........
Are sure???

Retrograde ejaculation
From Wikipedia

In the human male reproductive system, retrograde ejaculation occurs when semen, which would normally be ejaculated via the urethra, is redirected to the urinary bladder. Normally, the sphincter of the bladder contracts before ejaculation forcing the semen to exit via the urethra, the path of least pressure. When the bladder sphincter does not function properly, retrograde ejaculation may occur.

Retrograde...when it comes to sex...doesn't sound good!

Unless...

Retrograde motion, in astronomy, describes the orbit of a celestial body that runs counter to the direction of the spin of that body which it orbits.

That sounds a little kinky!

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Fremont, CA

#551693 Jun 26, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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I gotta ask - why are atheists soooooo obsessed with a god they say they don't believe exists?
It's not about the god.

It's about you who believe in silliness.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#551694 Jun 26, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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That's because you're a moronic one-sided coin.
Capital punishment is legal.
Murder is illegal.
I'm so done with this.
According to you, not a single Jew was murdered in the Holocaust.

Say Hi to Adolf when you get to Heaven.

Catcher1

Since: Sep 10

Fremont, CA

#551695 Jun 26, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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That's because you're a moronic one-sided coin.
Capital punishment is legal.
Murder is illegal.
I'm so done with this.
I'm so glad you're done with this (although I doubt you are).

One correction: Capital punishment is legal in very few countries, and principally in the less civilized, more backward countries. Google it.

Capital punishment is legal in some states in the U.S., but not in others.

My point: Your statement the "capital punishment is legal" is too broad, and hence incorrect.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#551696 Jun 26, 2013
Double Fine wrote:
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Please tell us that Double Fine and the fifty women aren't in your head now LOL.
How are you, amigo? Still holding up?
My Sword of Damocles is swaying in the wind at the moment.

Am trying to enjoy the next couple months. The treatment will be worse than the disease it seems.

Kill or Cure, the dice will be cast in August and the numbers revealed in October.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#551697 Jun 26, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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Now, suggest anything - ANYTHING - that could even hypothetically show that Jesus is a fantasy god and the Bible is a fantasy book. ANYTHING. Go.
I can't.

Because Jesus isn't a fantasy god.

Go.

“Romans 8:1.”

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#551698 Jun 26, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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Screw you, you lying sack of dung!
The women you pick on here have more righteousness in there litle fingers that you ever had in your entire life.
You are an evil little man and I hope and pray to all the deities that your fingers wither and your eyes cease to see.
I also pray that you never taste death.
THAT is the hell you deserve.
BTW, The Supreme Court of the USA just said you are POS as well.
Yawn.

Embrass the hate d_o_g, it's all you have, all you show and all you are.

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#551699 Jun 26, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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I am partial to the "Cowgirl Position". Some men are intimidated by it. I am not "some men". LOL
LOL At last...a conversation that is civil. We owe it all to "Red Apples"!

Oh...just hope that she is not wearing spurs!

:-)

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#551701 Jun 26, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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HA! That was "information"?
It said: Religion; Roman Catholic.
That's it, nothing else, nothing to back it up.
Imagine that.
Quite similar to your deity story in some respects, no?

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#551702 Jun 26, 2013
Juan Guapo wrote:
Hola senors y senoritos
Mi yamo Juan Guapo y tengo chistes
Aldolfo, Carlos, and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. Who wins?
Society
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
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What do Mexicans and vending machines have in common?
They both take your money and don't work.
What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
One can raise a child.
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2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A cop
Son algunos chistes graciosos no?
jaja!!
Are you a friend of Skombolis?

“First it steals your mind..”

Since: Jun 11

..and then it steals your soul

#551704 Jun 26, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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I am partial to the "Cowgirl Position". Some men are intimidated by it. I am not "some men". LOL
Hahahahaha!! Just read your comment in the KFC drive thru qeue. OMG what a good one.

Gkt some good music going, Foreigner - Double Vision

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#551708 Jun 26, 2013
Red Apples wrote:
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Yawn.
Embrass the hate d_o_g, it's all you have, all you show and all you are.
Yes, I hate Satan worshipers like you. I "embrace" it.

BTW, your inability to spell makes you a POS by your own rules.

Have long miserable existence.

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#551709 Jun 26, 2013
For those that consider the people that take public transportation are incapable of getting a driver's license...

In cities where public transportation is offered...

In the apartment complex where I live they charge $125 a month for parking fees. Parking garages if you drive to work will charge on the average of $300.

Then you have car payments...insurance...gas...m aintenance...etc etc.

You can spend $700...$800...possibly even upwards of a $1000 a month just to get stuck in traffic for hours.

Many people that live in the city own cars but will often only use them on weekends to leave the downtown area.

If you live a mile from work you can walk it in 15 minutes. It will take you 30 minutes to drive it and park (which will the cost you $10-$15). Taking public transportation will cost you about $4 a day.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#551711 Jun 26, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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LOL At last...a conversation that is civil. We owe it all to "Red Apples"!
Oh...just hope that she is not wearing spurs!
:-)
I think he may be a castrato like Paul.

There is something to be said for "doggie style". It may be the most natural position as evidenced by other primates. it does however take the face to face intimacy away.

A few hours of "mix and match" is always a safe bet.

Would love to do a field study on the topic though. Any volunteers ?

<ducks water balloon from Luci>

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#551714 Jun 26, 2013
Lacez wrote:
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I just gave you the definitions and you blatantly ignored them.
Listen closely:
Murder: the crime of UNLAWFULLY killing a person especially with malice aforethought.
UNLAWFUL: not morally right or conventional.
Therefore, to say that murder is the UNLAWFUL killing of a person is to say that it is the immoral killing of a person.
For UNLAWFUL also means IMMORAL.
And so, since it is IMMORAL to kill someone for disobeying their parents, let alone kill anyone, it is MURDER.
Since MURDER is the UNLAWFUL, AKA IMMORAL, killing of a person.
Nobody said murder wasn't immoral!

Man, exactly how stupid are you?

But for it to be murder it must be unlawful

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#551716 Jun 26, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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It's not about the god.
It's about you who believe in silliness.
OK, then why are the atheists soooooo obsessed with silliness?

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#551717 Jun 26, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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You're quite insane.
You have repeated demeaned México and the Mexican people. Apparently, you are unaware of that.
Poor senile Ians

Provide a single post where i have demeaned Mexican PEOPLE for being Mexican

I have made fun of some of your culture

And I have correctly linked poverty to crime

I have never demeaned someone for Mexican

All that Mexican water is rotting your brain

Rejected out of hand..LOL

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#551718 Jun 26, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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I'm so glad you're done with this (although I doubt you are).
One correction: Capital punishment is legal in very few countries, and principally in the less civilized, more backward countries. Google it.
Capital punishment is legal in some states in the U.S., but not in others.
My point: Your statement the "capital punishment is legal" is too broad, and hence incorrect.
I'm done with this.
It ai't my problem these stupid asses can't pick up a damn dictionary.

RiversideRedneck

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#551719 Jun 26, 2013
scaritual wrote:
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Quite similar to your deity story in some respects, no?
No.

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#551720 Jun 26, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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And yet, of the two of you, he's the only one that hasn't been in prison. What amazingly good luck he must have to be able to comply with laws he doesn't understand.
Meh

Probably he is more like you and he would never risj his person to protect someone he cared about. Or be able to if he wanted and would get get beat like a rug!

But you may be right. He just may be lucky and stupid!

LOL

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