Why Should Jesus Love Me?
Toby

Vancouver, WA

#549922 Jun 22, 2013
To the tune of Joy to the World, raise your voices-

Joy to your money angel, your money has come,

praise money , praise money , praise money,

Sky God wants you to be rich , filthy, filthy rich,

and money angel knows this too, and money angel knows the too,

and money, money angel knows this too
Toby

Vancouver, WA

#549923 Jun 22, 2013
amen

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#549924 Jun 22, 2013
Toby wrote:
I just wrote this little diddy , enjoy, enjoy, lift your voices and sing-
I'm a slave for Jesus.
Jesus is a slave for me.
I'm a slave for Jesus
Being a slave will make you free
All the christians sing together, be a good slave for me!
I'm a slave for Jesus
Being a slave will make you eternally free
Aymen!! Hallelujya!!

LMbO!!

I like this Brother Toby!! Where'd he come from??

“Thank you GOD for JESUS”

Since: Jul 07

And thank you JESUS for caring

#549925 Jun 22, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't expect you to. i don't play "protect my religion".
Didn't think you did ~ I don't play "protect my religion" either......

“Thank you GOD for JESUS”

Since: Jul 07

And thank you JESUS for caring

#549926 Jun 22, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
Yep. God gave him the big "FU". He wasn't the Messiah after all.
No ~ JESUS was in heaps of pain...... and still managed to say FORGIVE THEM FATHER!!

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#549927 Jun 22, 2013
Do Do Cockodoo wrote:
<quoted text>
may I ask question?
when did you escape from dr Shrink office?
we miss one person,and it is you??
you talkin to yo self again? dat bee a sign of madness you must be medicated immediately??Oh lol!
Toby

Vancouver, WA

#549928 Jun 22, 2013
Sky God will deliver a message in six seconds..........
Toby

Vancouver, WA

#549929 Jun 22, 2013
Damn thats the same thing he said last time

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#549930 Jun 22, 2013
Ashelah wrote:
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I'll report you!
Hey Ashelah!

“Romans 8:1.”

Since: Aug 09

Location hidden

#549931 Jun 22, 2013
Toby wrote:
Here another little diddy I just wrote (deeble = devil)
Yes the deeble has a nut sack, I do too
The deeble has a nut sack yes it's true
The deeble has a nut sack it hangs low,
But when I read the Bible , my nut sack will glow
Glow little nut sack glow , glow , glow
never hide your talent no, no, no
Yes the deeble has a nut sack that is true
but if you don't use your nut sack , it will turn blue
Amen
So how's junior high working out for you little Toby?

The kids thread is down the hall little fella, 3rd door on the right. Just look for the Barney poster on the door.

“Thank you GOD for JESUS”

Since: Jul 07

And thank you JESUS for caring

#549932 Jun 22, 2013
Ashelah wrote:
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Didn't that Nicholas dude chop kids' heads off? Trust the Christians to embrace it.
I don't embrace anyone who chops kids heads off Ashelah AKA Luci, so very surprised that you insinuate that I do!!
Toby

Vancouver, WA

#549933 Jun 22, 2013
The second coming of Jerry falwell will happen, Falwell will rise from hell like a burning marshmallow to lead the moral majority back to sky-God

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#549934 Jun 22, 2013
Ashelah wrote:
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you talkin to yo self again? dat bee a sign of madness you must be medicated immediately??Oh lol!
Uh Oh!
I find myself doing that quite a lot!
You have to...there isn't anyone around intelligent enough to hold a conversation!
Toby

Vancouver, WA

#549936 Jun 22, 2013
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you? Does that apply to masochist also?
Toby

Vancouver, WA

#549937 Jun 22, 2013
Red Apples wrote:
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So how's junior high working out for you little Toby?
The kids thread is down the hall little fella, 3rd door on the right. Just look for the Barney poster on the door.
I checked out that poster, they have Jesus right below it with the captions " Even barney is a sinner, repent now or forever burn in hell"

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#549938 Jun 22, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Evidence of DNA isn't ancient. Mendel, a monk with the RCC, by the way, first discovered genetics in 1857. That's not ancient.
It doesn't begin with Mendel.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Besides, you cleverly dodged my point, which refuted yours.
For starters, you ignored my argument, not refuted it. I argued that the absence of expected evidence is strong evidence of absence, and gave an example.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
You say that absence of evidence IS evidence of absence - YOUR words.
That's the contradiction. The full explanation of what that means and where it applies was also provided. The absence of evidence where none would be expected in not meaningful.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Then before DNA was discovered (no evidence of it), it was absent, according to you.
Nope. That's not even close. That's according to you. DNA was not absent.
Toby

Vancouver, WA

#549939 Jun 22, 2013
I will survive -Jesus has been seen in America

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#549940 Jun 22, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Perhaps you missed the rest of the post and are also being willfully ignorant and stubborn.
Here, just in case....
This is not condoning the murder of children, this is the Psalmist sharing his opinion and hatred for his enemy.
The context of Psalm 137 is the Babylonian captivity. The Psalmist speaks of the captors tormenting the people of God, a promise to remember Jerusalem, and a curse against the captors.
Nowhere does it say that God approves of the PsalmistÂ’s request or that he fulfilled it.
Psalms express the feelings of the writer, not theological rules for behavior.
Weak.

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#549941 Jun 22, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>Hey Ashelah!
Pretty Parrot! How I've missed thee! I was just think inking I hope the Pirate turns up and here u are! Hey :D

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#549942 Jun 22, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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Uh Oh!
I find myself doing that quite a lot!
You have to...there isn't anyone around intelligent enough to hold a conversation!
I'm here !!

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