A man took his pet parrot to church with him one sunday morning and tried to teach him a few words, he held the parrots cage up and told the parrot to say 'church', and the parrot said 'church', very good he said and got the bird to say church a few more times before leaving.<quoted text>
Jokes would definitely be an improvement....
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin'! There's no paper on this side either!"
He then took the parrot to the local bar down the street after church was over with, with people drinking and having a good time, and he told the bird to say BAR, but the bird said CHURCH, he said no say BAR, but the parrot repeated CHURCH, and the man asked the bird........why do you keep saying CHURCH, we just left the church, and the bird said SAME CROWD SAME CROWD.