Why Should Jesus Love Me?

Since: Jan 11

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#537505 May 22, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
There's a show that follows people at the store who use coupons.
Two Lesbians bought like 40 boxes of condoms, 20 boxes of diapers, 3 pregnancy tests and an Iced Tea for $1.96.
Coupons...Yaaaayy.
Iced Tea?

I would like a coupon for Cinnamon Jacks, my new favorite cereal.

They're like Apple Jacks plus cinnamon. Genius.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#537506 May 22, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
We're comfortable.
Skombolis wrote:
So, you are like "Mexico comfortable"? Cool beans!
Mexico comfortable? If that's code for relatively young, healthy, no money problems, happily married, living in paradise, and having all day free to play, then I guess I am. We count ourselves blessed. Thanks for asking.
It aint necessarily so wrote:

How about you? How are you doing? What time do you have to be at work?
< crickets >

Ouch.

Sorry, man. That must be rough. I think that my bedroom clock has an alarm built into it, but I wouldn't know how to work the darned thing.
It aint necessarily so wrote:
Do they drug test your urine?
Skombolis wrote:
yeah they drug test everyone.
That must be nice knowing that they care so much about all of you. I'm sure that you benefit from having a clear head for whatever mind numbing and soul crushing work you do.

And who knows? Maybe someday you can be "Mexico comfortable" yourself. We might even be able to help you out there. Can do housework?

Since: Jan 11

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#537507 May 22, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
LOL, dames.
Watch number 05.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =sEHZyJTa7fEXX
Did the officials really need to be on skates too?

Goodnight 20 year old.

_-Alice-_

Since: Apr 13

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#537508 May 22, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
<quoted text>
I like baked beans with mashed potatoes.
Yummmmy.
I'm guessing there will be dead pigs parts in there somewhere.

Am I right?

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#537509 May 22, 2013
Khatru wrote:
Prayer works for believers does it? Why don't all those believers who claim that prayer works for them have a go at praying to their god to cure every sick child in the world of leukaemia? Go on, try it. Instead of praying to your god that there'll be a space in town to park your car, try praying for the health of the world's sick children. I guarantee you it won't work.
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Of course that wouldn't work. God doesn't *poof* things for you, as atheists would like to imagine. He teaches you, guides you, helps you along. Usually without you even knowing it.
That's the really neat thing about your god - the way he humbly imitates the non-existent gods. You can scarcely distinguish him from Odin and Zeus.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#537510 May 22, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
That is true:
1. God first,
2. Husband second,
3. Herself third.

But from *his* point of view, it's:
1. God first,
2. Wife second,
3. Himself third.

It's good not to be selfish.
http://staystellar.files.wordpress.com/2010/0... [his helpmeet]

_-Alice-_

Since: Apr 13

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#537511 May 22, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
<quoted text>
Did the officials really need to be on skates too?
Goodnight 20 year old.
Yes !!

But no hard shoes on the gym floor, please.

Goodnight Tide with Beach :)

Since: Jan 11

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#537512 May 22, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
I'm guessing there will be dead pigs parts in there somewhere.
Am I right?
I think so, but I don't like those parts.

I'll pay attention if I buy any for myself. If my mom makes the baked beans, I don't know where it all comes from.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#537513 May 22, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
Lol, what?! You brought it up, doofus. If you're admitting that a priest would be selling a dying man nothing, then why'd you post that quote which compared it to a marketer selling drugs?
No, you introduced the idea of the dying man when I was discussing taking advantage of the vulnerable. The example I provided of that was threatening grieving people with hell. Those are potential tithers, not dying people. Doofus.

_-Alice-_

Since: Apr 13

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#537514 May 22, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
<quoted text>
I think so, but I don't like those parts.
I'll pay attention if I buy any for myself. If my mom makes the baked beans, I don't know where it all comes from.
Moms are good that way.

"JUST EAT IT", Damn.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#537515 May 22, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
believers can't force their beliefs on the church.
More to point, your church will cease being able to impose its beliefs on unbelievers. WWJD? Who cares?
Skombolis wrote:
Ideally there would be good communication and both sides would work with each other.
Yeah, because that's what your church is noted for - it's open-mindedness and flexibility.

_-Alice-_

Since: Apr 13

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#537516 May 22, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
No, you introduced the idea of the dying man when I was discussing taking advantage of the vulnerable. The example I provided of that was threatening grieving people with hell. Those are potential tithers, not dying people. Doofus.
When my Grandfather was dying of Emphysema in his hospital bed, wearing his silly little hospital gown, the local preacher, priest, padre, shaman or whatever he was, came in to help ease his transition.

I was sitting in the chair near the window, observing and noting. My Grandmother politely told him that it wouldn't be necessary. Her husband is an Atheist. The Voodoo practitioner(whatever he was) left.

When my Grandmother went to eat, he suddenly appeared again.

Big mistake. The 14 year old girl was not in the mood. That was my first stay at the "special house".

He gave me a big smile before I closed the door, though. I never saw him again.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#537517 May 22, 2013
Truths wrote:
It must really fry your potatoes to hear so many public figures offer prayer for the families in the tornado ripped areas.
I haven't heard a one. But I'm sure that those prayers are helping a lot. Keep up the good work.
Truths wrote:
ASK GOD- "Are YOU for real ?" That is all you have to do.
Let me ask you instead.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#537518 May 22, 2013
Truths wrote:
Had it not been for a health fair at work- he would not have known about the glucose level---the doc never told him that it was high LAST year.
So it was his doctor's fault, was it? Where does you god fit into this? Your expectations seem about as low as my own in that department.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#537519 May 22, 2013
Here For Now wrote:
Darn, every once and awhile I hear this bla bla bla flap flap.
Have you considered a pessary?

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#537520 May 22, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
Meat curtains?
Here For Now wrote:
And ians lips just keep on flapping.
*MY* lips are flapping?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WxFIUmxB-P4/UQBk_Yw... [image]

_-Alice-_

Since: Apr 13

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#537522 May 22, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
<quoted text>
Have you considered a pessary?
Pessary...lol

Stop it. I had to Google again.

I was going to advise a sports bra or a better athletic supporter but I didn't know the gender of the poster.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#537523 May 22, 2013
Le_le wrote:
This really is a slice of the real world.. isn't it??
They'd burn you as a witch if they could. Do you think I'm exaggerating?

Don't worry about any of this. The antipathy for your tormentors is becoming palpable. Let them keep digging. You're looking pretty good through all of this.

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#537524 May 22, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
.. I have your back LeLe .. those folks have zero spirituality .. CATCHER, IAN, G_O_D, BT, SCAR, LACEZ, HU - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BULLYING OF LE-LE?
I just commented. They're like a pack of bloody-mouthed hyenas. Their god shines through them.

“~ Prince of Peace~”

Since: Apr 08

~ And the greatest is LOVE~

#537525 May 22, 2013
GREETINGS

“The present was an egg laid by the past
that had the future inside its shell.“

~ Zora Neale Hurston

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