You know, they may have considered, "Ba'alMart", initially, but that sounds like it could be a sporting goods outlet or a sex toy shop...<quoted text>
I don't share your fear of the afterlife.
I understand that your core beliefs are founded on fear; and guilt.
That's for you to deal with, not me.
So YahwehMart it is, dude.
Which would be completely unrelated to the Yahweh!, since he has no balls and no concept of a sphere apparently, and frowns upon sex for fun in most instances unless procreation is involved.