Why Should Jesus Love Me?

_-Alice-_

Since: Apr 13

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#529373 May 4, 2013
Epiphany2 wrote:
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So.....you are a combination of Irish and Chinese huh?
Wow....What a combo.....LOL
JK
:-)
I am.

That's why HL loves me.

I can cook potatos in a Wok.

“MEET KIKI -She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#529374 May 4, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
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Why should Jesus love me?
.. because I do ..

“MEET KIKI -She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#529375 May 4, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
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You had to Google pubic lice?
Yes, teach me. Wait...
Genital warts or just a mole?
Just asking...
.. use smaller words like "A" ..

“MEET KIKI -She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#529376 May 4, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
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I am.
That's why HL loves me.
I can cook potatos in a Wok.
.. and, you'll never serve anything fowl ..

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#529377 May 4, 2013
Chris Clearwater wrote:
Not true. We are made in the image of God.
Speak for yourself. I'm nothing like that monster.

You say that we were created in your god's image, but in what sense could you mean? Most of the time, we're told how unfathomable your god is, and that we couldn't possibly understand him with our puny minds. Christians also teach us that we are inherently evil and filthy with sin, whereas their god is said to be sinless and perfectly good. How is that being in your god's image?

Moreover, according to dogma, your god is invisible, immaterial, immortal, perfect, infinite, lives outside of space and precedes time.

Your god is omniscient, omnipresent, supernatural and has magical power.

Your god never had a spouse, never had sex, never experienced lust, divorce or a broken heart.

Your god was never born, never had parents, never raised children and never had a sibling or a friend.

Your god has never slept or had a nightmare, never had a headache, has never had the flu, felt hot or cold or been hungry.

Your god has never had to support himself, never had to study or learn. never been humiliated, felt guilt, blame or shame, and has never been afraid.

So once again, in what sense are you and your god alike that makes you feel separate from the rest of the animal kingdom? That you can reason, speak and count, or make moral judgments? Not if you say that our minds are too puny to understand the mind of god.

That you might burn somebody alive? That we can be quick to anger, jealous and vengeful? If that is what you mean, I'll concede that, but I wouldn't brag it.

I find your religion absurd whenever I examine it closely.

_-Alice-_

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#529378 May 4, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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True.
I attend a very liberal college.

That was a question on one of my tests.

Don't tell Bill O'Reilly, please.

Entomology is cool.

_-Alice-_

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#529379 May 4, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. and, you'll never serve anything fowl ..
I'm in a bit of a foul mood.

I forget to take my medication but I'm not allowed to take the medication that would help me to remember because it could have an adverse affect on the medication that I didn't take.

So here I am.

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#529380 May 4, 2013
Adam wrote:
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Who and what are you?

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#529381 May 4, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
Early work in the morn. Nite guys...
Girls wa?

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#529382 May 4, 2013
trifecta1 wrote:
1. He is, ask the Christians.
2. They are, ask the Christians.
3. He is, ask the Christians.
4. He has been and still doing it, ask the Christians.
5. He has been, and still doing it, ask the Christians.
Could you be any more blind and biased?

“A sentient umbrella speaks”

Since: Mar 11

Some stable somewhere

#529383 May 4, 2013
Catcher1 wrote:
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Welcome to Tiffany's.
I'd like a watch, please.

Oh! And that cute vest!

_-Alice-_

Since: Apr 13

Location hidden

#529386 May 4, 2013
Adam wrote:
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You mean all young lesbians.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#529392 May 4, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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I understand that as well.
Still, I have to hold the Christians to the same standards that they hold the rest of us: we are not robots. We make choices, and we are at least in part responsible for those choices.
Practicing what one preaches is not someting Christianity was ever good at.

Agreed

Since: Sep 10

Hermosa Beach, CA

#529395 May 4, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
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I'd like a watch, please.
Oh! And that cute vest!
Wow, Hiding and Clementia back the same day after long absences!!

Lucky us.

But look out for the conspiracy theorists/paranoids....

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#529396 May 4, 2013
Adam wrote:
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Talk to my hand. Moron
Talk to the love of your life ?

ROFLMAO

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#529397 May 4, 2013
Khatru wrote:
Given the huge number of tantrums, jealous rages and smiting fits, it's not unreasonable to take it that anger controls the god of the Old Testament.
Dude! Welcome.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#529399 May 4, 2013
scaritual wrote:
<quoted text>Many times, it seems people are attempting to emulate their deities, which often kill or threaten to kill, based upon the premise certain people will live if they don't decide they're going to be the people the deities decide they're going to kill.
crazy, huh.
Homicide by proxy

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#529400 May 4, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
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I'm in Connecticut. I almost made it to Singapore but I was caught in London and escorted back. It's just a game to me.
Come to PA, I have coffee

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#529401 May 4, 2013
Adam wrote:
The Lord rebuke you!
Isn't that nice: May the creator of the universe turn on you!

What a beautiful religion you have! What a blessing that so many millions of people are being trained to think just like that! How can that not be good for them and all of the rest of us, too?

Pity the unfortunate people that don't get to live under that shadow.

I'll tell you what: how about we rebuke and ridicule your make believe lord and the church that serves as its ventriloquist?

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#529402 May 4, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
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All the young girls love Alice.
Tender young Alice

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