Why Should Jesus Love Me?
Anon

Cleveland, OH

#524420 Apr 22, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
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Always remember.
This could be YOU !!!
JUST SAY NO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =5rX5hindBRUXX
Finally, someone who has actually seen "Shakes the Clown". One of the few comedies I've seen that actually left me in the aisles. You are wise for your years.

Since: Jan 11

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#524421 Apr 22, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
When I'm dead, everybody here has my permission to say any derogatory thing they want to about me.
I'll stay silent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =1lyu1KKwC74XX
I want a talking tombstone.

That would be cool. Creepy, but cool.

Since: Oct 12

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#524422 Apr 22, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
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Always remember.
This could be YOU !!!
JUST SAY NO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =5rX5hindBRUXX
Has never been me.
Will never be me.
Sorry I'm just not that stupid.
Not desperate for attention either.

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's teapot

#524423 Apr 22, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
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This one time at band camp.
My friend had a cello.....
Hello cello...

Since: Oct 12

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#524424 Apr 22, 2013
Serah wrote:
<quoted text>I was bullied at school in grade 3 (about 8)~ didn't think to ask her if she was a Christian though!
When I was small I played marble game with the boys in grade school.I win there marbles from them.How thoses boys hated me.lol
By the end of the year I have three small bags of there marbles.My Father taught me how to play lol.

_-Alice-_

Since: Apr 13

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#524425 Apr 22, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I want a talking tombstone.
That would be cool. Creepy, but cool.
That would be cool.

What would it say?

Since: Jan 11

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#524426 Apr 22, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
When I was small I played marble game with the boys in grade school.I win there marbles from them.How thoses boys hated me.lol
By the end of the year I have three small bags of there marbles.My Father taught me how to play lol.
I was lucky.

I didn't lose my marbles until after I graduated high school.

_-Alice-_

Since: Apr 13

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#524427 Apr 22, 2013
Anon wrote:
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Finally, someone who has actually seen "Shakes the Clown". One of the few comedies I've seen that actually left me in the aisles. You are wise for your years.
I use this thing called Google. It's awesome.

I'll look up the URL and shoot it to ya.

:-)

_-Alice-_

Since: Apr 13

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#524428 Apr 22, 2013
scaritual wrote:
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Hello cello...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =Vk9H7vigRCAXX
Soooo cool.

Since: Oct 12

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#524429 Apr 22, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I was lucky.
I didn't lose my marbles until after I graduated high school.
Bravro for you.lol.
Are you still tryin to find thoses marbles??lol

Since: Jan 11

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#524430 Apr 22, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
That would be cool.
What would it say?
It would probably be something like an answering machine message.

"You've reached Danny's grave. He's not alive right now. If you'd like to leave some flowers, or if you were too cheap, maybe say something nice, please do so after the tone. BEEP."
Ladies And Gentle

Pasadena, CA

#524431 Apr 22, 2013
Jesus Should'nt love You Unless u learn a lesson through it
http://weirdjoker.blogspot.com/2013/04/whats-...

_-Alice-_

Since: Apr 13

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#524432 Apr 22, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
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Bravro for you.lol.
Are you still tryin to find thoses marbles??lol
I have them in a jar.

When you shake the jar, it makes clicking sounds.

I like that noise.

“Thank you GOD for JESUS”

Since: Jul 07

And thank you JESUS for caring

#524433 Apr 22, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
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When I was small I played marble game with the boys in grade school.I win there marbles from them.How thoses boys hated me.lol
By the end of the year I have three small bags of there marbles.My Father taught me how to play lol.
You just brought back some very funny memories of marbles :)

Since: Oct 12

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#524434 Apr 22, 2013
_-Alice-_ wrote:
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I have them in a jar.
When you shake the jar, it makes clicking sounds.
I like that noise.
Well dang gal here I thought you was a smart cookie.lol
You should sale them back to him.lol Or at least to the
highest bidder.lol It not often you find pretty marbles
especially the one with tiger eyes in them lol.Two ole rocks make just agood clicking sound for ya.lol.

Since: Oct 12

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#524435 Apr 22, 2013
Serah wrote:
<quoted text>You just brought back some very funny memories of marbles :)
Come on spill the beans and share.lol.I had all thoses boys on the run with there marble bags.lol

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#524436 Apr 22, 2013
Tide with Beach wrote:
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I want a talking tombstone.
That would be cool. Creepy, but cool.
Very creepy ;p

hick-up

“squuuze me”

Since: Feb 09

Florida, USA

#524437 Apr 22, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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Classy post, Doofburger.
Have you ever considered writing children's books?

hick-up

“squuuze me”

Since: Feb 09

Florida, USA

#524438 Apr 22, 2013
LupyLu wrote:
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I didn't see that post... why would Hu post that?
Lucy van Pelt ...
https://www.google.com/search...

hick-up

“squuuze me”

Since: Feb 09

Florida, USA

#524439 Apr 22, 2013
It aint necessarily so wrote:
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Neither do you. Nobody does.
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Do you ever activate your spell-checker? How smart do you need ot be to do that?
Read it again shitferbrains ...

Lol ...who's on first?

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