This reminds me of a 'joke'<quoted text>
"Without worms you would have no soil"
That begs the question, which came first - the worm or the soil.....?
A pastor told his congregation
I am going to put 3 cans of soil with worms in it
in the 1st can I am going to put alcolhol, like jack daniels, bourbon etc in the soil with the worms.
In the 2nd can , I am going to put cigarrets, ashes and all kinds of tobacco in it , with the worms
In the 3rd can , nothing but 'clean soil with the worms in it.
Next week we will open up the cans.
Next week came, and the pastor opened the can with alcolhol in it and the worms were DEAD.
He opened the can with cigarret ashes and tobacco in it and the worms were DEAD.
He opened up the can with the 'clean soil in it and the worms were ALIVE and thriving!
Now congregation, what does this PROVE???
No one said anything.
Finally a little ole lady stood up and said 'It proves that if you Smoke and Drink, you won't have WORMS!!