Why Should Jesus Love Me?

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Doctor REALITY

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Mar 28, 2013
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch... Yeah,baby,I ain't European,but I'm 'feelin' that'!! For REAL!!

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Mar 28, 2013
 
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Ya, I like it.
The production's a little cheesy, but otherwise it's pretty good.
I'm not looking forward to this Sunday's episode, "The Passion"...
I think it's entertaining so far but they seem to have left an awful lot out. Is the History channel considered credible over there?
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Mar 28, 2013
 
Lacez wrote:
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We don't, or at least I don't.
If my boyfriend happens to come into the conversation, I don't start off by "I'm gay," I start off by "my boyfriend blah blah blah."
It's all about nonchalance because that's how it should be.
People shouldn't have to say they're gay but some people feel the need to.
My point is that not many outright say it, most people just talk about it and let people figure it out by themselves.
First comes love
Then comes marriage
But I doubt there will be a baby in a baby carriage, in your case.

All the best, anyway :D

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Damn, you Christians here are so depressing. You're a bunch of sad misanthropes. You can't wait until your life is finally over.
Wake up, smell the flowers, enjoy the day, laugh a little!!
Life is good!! Enjoy!!
Agreed.
Dwelling on deth and the afterlife is useless.

LIVE!!!! DAMMIT!!!

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Peace_Warrior wrote:
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Ja well... last time i was 'up there' I wasn't naked, and, um, you forgetting some be just taken lil sister? I never ever saw no clothes there... just real lovely white soft wind flowing robes... An... NO one was dead! Not even me... cause I came back alive.
Following the spirit and not the flesh.The secret things belong unto the Lord our God but those things which are revealed belong unto us and our children for ever.Deuteronomy 29:29 and If their be a prophet among you I the Lord will make myself known unto him in vision and will speak unto him in a dream.Numbers 12:6
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Dr Shrink wrote:
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DEPENDENT what country natives??????
all their stories are fable stories,reality is deep down covered by mud of this earth and past time-ONLY ONE JUSTICE GIVEN FROM GOD=TIME
Doc, I love u like a bro and all but if you're going to play dumb I'm not having this discussion with you. Besides, shouldn't you be thinking about your meds, that nice warm milk and your nap? Blessings :)
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Doctor REALITY wrote:
<quoted text>Oh it was an absolutely gorgeous day here. We've had a full moon overnight here in Arkansas the last two nights that was absolutely unREAL! And that sunrise this morning! Oh my God in heaven! That big,beautiful,spectaclur orange ball of glory lit the whole eastern skies ablaze with it's glory! Did you know the Lord Jesus Christ MADE that thing?! And the moon,also,you know?!
He made that thing? Amazing! Look at what else he made:

Jesus loves the little zygotes
all the zygotes of the world.
Jesus loves them until they're born
then abandons them forlorn.
Jesus loves the little zygotes 'til they're born.

Jesus loves the little children
all the children of the world.
Jesus gives them heart defects
measles, mumps, and ringwormed necks.
Jesus loves the little children of the world.

Jesus lets their parents beat them,
bruise their bodies black and blue.
Jesus gives them birth defects,
scurvy, ticks, and palette clefts.

Jesus loves the little children of the world.
Jesus gives the children cancer.
Earaches, lice, and scabies too.
Bowel obstructions, altered lips,
blighted brains and twisted hips.
Extra chromosomes to help them when they pray.
Hallelujah.

Jesus gives the children acne.
AIDS and leprosy galore.
Germs and worms of every kind.
Things to make the children blind.
But he cannot give them smallpox anymore.
Scientists and unbelievers
wiped the pox right off the earth.
Jesus still gives gifts to kids,
broken nose and burnt eyelids.
But he cannot give them smallpox anymore.

Whew! Thank God we cured smallpox without any help from Jesus! That guy is an a-hole!

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LupyLu wrote:
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I think it might be more of a case of, not all have the saintly patience to deal with fools?
<hi>
Hey! Leave us saints alone!

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Peace_Warrior wrote:
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Those who make sure they have a second home to go to, sometimes find that next home in the wake of the wind or water.
Any who help save all creatures great and small... are doing humans a service also... We bless them all in emergencies without 'religion' entering the equation of life...
That part is sad.
But right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch...
No more tears at Easter Heart Sister.
It was foretold and is no secret. xx
Pssssst. Easter is a Pagan holiday, you know, just like Christmas.
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Catcher1 wrote:
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If Jesus shows up at my front door, of course I'll receive him.
I'll offer him a drink (wine may be his preference from what I have heard).
Then we'll break bread together.
After dinner, maybe we'll catch an NCAA basketball playoff game on TV.
Sounds like a plan.
Now all he has to do is show up.
Jesus will not enter a HEART where He is not TRULY wanted.
And He KNOWS the real repentant Heart.

Jesus has already died for your Sins, He will not die again for our Sins. Now it is up to you to BELIEVE.
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Serah wrote:
<quoted text>Ahhhh..... 5 must be the new beginning :)
HOW do you get 5 outta that!
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You are funny...
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Chess Jurist wrote:
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Well, yes. Yes I do.
I know you are a liar.

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<quoted text>Pssssst. Easter is a Pagan holiday, you know, just like Christmas.
Pssst... everyone knows that, we just don't care.
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Mar 28, 2013
 
http://www.bing.com/videos/search... Ah yeeess,tha' Word a' God! It's 'Magically Delicious!!!'

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Huh wrote:
<quoted text>Pssssst. Easter is a Pagan holiday, you know, just like Christmas.
I know... The commercialism of ALL these things suck.
...that's why no more tears!
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It aint necessarily so wrote:
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Marriage has nothing to do with gods or religion. It's about the rights and responsibilities of people that want to share a household as a family, especially regarding property, children, and one another.
Churches are no more essential to marriages than caterers and florists. If you can only afford either a priest or a wedding cake, get the cake.
With civil weddings everyone can live happily ever after, incl atheists. Not only the happy couple, but the government is also happy because they get their tax.

Nowadays, there's no more need for "benefit of clergy".

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