Adam

Frankfurt Am Main, Germany

#509459 Mar 25, 2013
Taken from the testament of Salomon

27. I Solomon said unto him: "Beelzeboul, what is thy employment?" And he answered me: "I destroy kings.35 I ally myself with foreign tyrants. And my own demons I set on36 to men, in order that the latter may believe in them and be lost. And the chosen servants of God, priests and faithful men, I excite unto desires for wicked sins, and evil heresies, and lawless deeds; and they obey me, and I bear them on to destruction. And I inspire men with envy, and [desire for] murder, and for wars and sodomy, and other evil things. And I will destroy the world.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#509460 Mar 25, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
It's funny how easily it is for you to see that Skom owes IANS an apology!
How clear it is to you, how unclear it is to believers! Because it's ok for a believer to call an atheist a liar in the same way it was ok to make gay jokes in the 80's, for Jew jokes in the 70's, black jokes in the 50's - no need to apologize, have to keep the minority down, right?
Gay, Jew & black jokes are still ok.

Why would you think they aren't?

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#509461 Mar 25, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
Because I am an imaginary lesbian we could only have imaginary sex. The imaginary child was an accident.
did you forget your imaginary condom?

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#509462 Mar 25, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
At some point in my drinking I realized that I was out of control; so I quit driving.
I always (and only) drink at home.

I drive buzzed once when I was 21, 22. But I always realized that driving drunk is not worth the potential consequences.

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#509464 Mar 25, 2013
lil whispers wrote:
O Praise the Lord all ye nations praise him all ye people.
For his merciful kindness is great toward us and the truth of the Lord endureth for ever.
Praise ye the Lord.
Except for the starving and diseased.

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's Teapot

#509465 Mar 25, 2013
Name appears on post wrote:
But what if I get scabies one day? That wouldn't be too funny....
I'd laugh. Probably a lot.

I've got a good eye for the funny...

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#509466 Mar 25, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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True to from, IANS. You excel at misunderstanding bible verses & cherry picking
Technically, Mark 16 ended at verse 8. The later verses were added for medieval minds. They were added to trick people into believing in God. Priests would be bitten by a snake (that was not venomous) and seemingly drink deadly poison (which was more like a placebo) to show prospective Christians the "power" of God.
I'm not surprised that you fell for it, too.
In a metaphorical sense, the venom & the poison are representative as Satan and his demons. The point isn't that faith allows us to drink poison or survive a snake bite.
The point is not so much that those things can be handled safely, as much as that such forces and what they represent can be opposed and crushed.
Somebody should tell these people:

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#509469 Mar 25, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
It really depends on how you define "solution."
Or how you define the problem.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#509471 Mar 25, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
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Except for the starving and diseased.
Read:

"Why Doesn't God Just Fix Everything?"

(It's made for teens so it should be at your reading level.)

http://christianteens.about.com/od/becomingac...

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#509472 Mar 25, 2013
Epiphany2 wrote:
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Beautiful A.J......
How can anyone listen to that and want to "fight with each other"?
(I do take issue with Jesus having light blue eyes..though)..LOL
Thanks
LOL

I should have known...nit-pickin'!

You know what they say about us brown-eyed people...we are full of it!

Don't like blue...maybe you should go with "hazel"

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#509473 Mar 25, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
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Somebody should tell these people:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =cwBVcsWYJd8XX
Yes, someone should.

I've read several stories about preachers dying while trying to prove the whole "snake bite through faith" thing.

They're ignorant of the bible & it's meaning.

They cherry pick to suit their whim.

Like most of you.

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#509474 Mar 25, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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What is it with you people and your assumptions?
Do they make you feel more secure or something?
I'll have you know that I never, EVER, drive after drinking.
Get that through your thick, arrogant skull.
Good for you.

Let's hope you never get wrongly convicted of anything.

“Ditat Deus”

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#509475 Mar 25, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
Or how you define the problem.
the: Adjective
Denoting one or more people or things already mentioned or assumed to be common knowledge: "what's the matter?"; "call the doctor".
Used to refer to a person, place, or thing that is unique: "the Queen"; "the Mona Lisa"; "the Nile".

Problem: Noun
A matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome.
A thing difficult to achieve or accomplish.

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#509476 Mar 25, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
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did you forget your imaginary condom?
Tam forgot to take her imaginary pills.

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#509477 Mar 25, 2013
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>
It's funny how easily it is for you to see that Skom owes IANS an apology!
How clear it is to you, how unclear it is to believers! Because it's ok for a believer to call an atheist a liar in the same way it was ok to make gay jokes in the 80's, for Jew jokes in the 70's, black jokes in the 50's - no need to apologize, have to keep the minority down, right?
SOMEBODY has to be the minority.

How else could these people have somebody to look down on.

They should be thanking us for providing a valuable service.

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#509479 Mar 25, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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At some point in my drinking I realized that I was out of control; so I quit driving.
I don't know if you're serious, but I worked with a guy who did exactly that.

Took a cab to work every day.

Cost him a fortune, too.

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#509480 Mar 25, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
Read:
"Why Doesn't God Just Fix Everything?"
(It's made for teens so it should be at your reading level.)
http://christianteens.about.com/od/becomingac...
No need.

I already know the answer.

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#509481 Mar 25, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
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Yes, someone should.
I've read several stories about preachers dying while trying to prove the whole "snake bite through faith" thing.
They're ignorant of the bible & it's meaning.
They cherry pick to suit their whim.
Like most of you.
But not you.

Oh no.

Not you.

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#509482 Mar 25, 2013
RiversideRedneck wrote:
<quoted text>
the: Adjective
Denoting one or more people or things already mentioned or assumed to be common knowledge: "what's the matter?"; "call the doctor".
Used to refer to a person, place, or thing that is unique: "the Queen"; "the Mona Lisa"; "the Nile".
Problem: Noun
A matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome.
A thing difficult to achieve or accomplish.
Not A problem.

THE problem.

Now put the dictionary down.

You might hurt yourself.

“The who whating how...”

Since: Dec 12

"...with huh?"

#509484 Mar 25, 2013
Double standard hypocrites.

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