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M O O N.. that spells bicycle :-)

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And preached saying,there cometh one mightier than I after me.The latchet of whose shoes I am not worthy to stoop down and unloosen.

Why doth this man thus speak blasphemies who can forgive sins but God almighty.

But Jesus withdrew himself of his disciples to the sea:and a great mulititude from Galilee followed him and from Judaea.

And some fell among thorns and the thorns grew up and chocked it and it yielded no fruit.

And cried with a loud voice and said what have I to do with thee Jesus thou Son of the most high God.I adjure thee by God that thou torment me not.

And he called unto him the twelve and began to send them forth by two and two and gave them power over unclean spirits.

Howbeit in vain do they worship me teaching for doctines the commandments of men.

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Mar 5, 2013
 
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Genesis....
“Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
Lol... oh yeah... <face palm>

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It aint necessarily so wrote:
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Is this your way of thanking me for including one of your posts in my list of examples of bad religion?
You four guys are part of an argument that the church would burn us again tomorrow given the chance. If they legalized burning atheists at the stake today, there are Christians volunteering to burn us alive tomorrow. I don't know if Juicy has it in her to actually set the straw ablaze herself, but you sure do. And Dr. Shrink does. And probably Counter_Strike.
Would Jesus burn you?

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Mar 5, 2013
 
trifecta1 wrote:
<quoted text>What you totally cannot see, is that Christianity - Jesus Christ = Religious Slavery.
You were never Holy Spirit baptized. Therefore you never had the Spirit of YHWH Father God through His blessed Son Jesus Christ.
So then you lose, now you hurt, and now running back to the religion, mostly folks on this billboard, to get revenge or to scorn, or mock, or hate, or to be cruel, etc, etc. Whatever you feel you have to do to try and relieve the hurt that religion cause you.
I get it.
I look at it like this. Religion is a loser. You ever see see a lop[sided football game. American football that is. lets just say Alabama beating New Mexico State 70 to 0.
You may not be on the team, but you is a fan of new mexico. And you angry and vex that you was a fan of the new mexico team. So you decide you not no fan of New Mexico anymore. So you cuss the team, you make fun of the team, you thrash the fans. Because your experience was so painful, you want to go back and tell off those that still support the team, even those on the team how you hurt and no one should cheer for them you mock you grumpy and you angry and want revenge.
Is same thing with Christianity. Your encounter with religion leave you traumatized. It obvious by you writing. And you not know how to find relief other than coming back to those in the religion and those that are Jesus followers, and you want to vent. How Christianity damaging to the country, you don't like how you is a hard working good person and Christianity want you to feel bad, how Christians feel about homosexuality, how the [church] evil and so forth and so forth.
In a bid to get the people who stayed in the religion, to feel like you feel.
What you no understand writer, is that many who are in the Christian Religion, are also Jesus Followers.
And if they Jesus Followers, all what you saying falling on deaf ears.
Now there maybe some here that just Religious. They could be like you that was just part of a Religion.
I have my suspicions of one or two on the billboard that fit that.:)
But I not going to say. Lets just say you serve a good purpose on the billboard. And the responses to your writings, may not say a lot, but it does say something. Is what is gleaned, that is important.
That's very beautiful and very true. I hope he realises your intent <3

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And they had a few small fishes and he blessed and commanded to set them also before them.

And there was a small cloud overshadowing them and a voice came out of the cloud saying This is my Beloved Son:Hear Him.

For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother and cleave to his wife.

And they brought the colt to Jesus and cast their garments on him and he sat upon him.

But those husbandmen said come let us kill him and the inheritance shall be ours.

And when ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars be ye not troubled for such things must needs be but the end shall not be yet.

For ye have the poor with you always and whenever ye will ye may do them good;but me ye have not always.

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Hidingfromyou wrote:
The thing is - I know your deity is an imagined one. So I know your prayers cannot grow limbs back. But you write otherwise and you apparently believe He can - so...you aren't going to pray for my friend's arm to grow back?
Epiphany2 wrote:
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This post remends me of what Micah used to say.....
Poor Micah.

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Adam wrote:
According to the Quran, the death of Solomon was a lesson to be learned,
Then, when We decreed (Solomon's) death, nothing showed them his death except a little worm of the earth, which kept (slowly) gnawing away at his staff: so when he fell down, the Jinns(demons) saw plainly that if they had known the unseen, they would not have tarried in the humiliating Penalty (of their Task).
—Quran, sura 34 (Saba), ayah 14[18]
When Solomon was to die, he stood up in prayer holding his cane. There he silently died, but, by God's will, did not fall. He remained in this position, and everyone including the jinns thought that he was still alive. Finally God ordered a termite to weaken the cane so that the body of Solomon fell. It was thereafter believed that the jinn (along with all humans) did not know everything and only God had knowledge of all.
Was the lesson "don't drink too much turpentine?"

No?

How about "viagra in the kilograms should be avoided."?

No?

How about "Practice not ye the ways of the mountains for, verily, I say unto thee, those art wicked"?

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Yah wanted Jesus dead.
That's quite obvious isn't it?
Now ask yourself why?
How could anyone want Jesus dead? That's like hoping Socrates perished.

Gosh, I really hope against hope Plato died.

Oh, wow! Ice Cream!

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trifecta1 wrote:
<quoted text>Would Jesus burn you?
No way and if anyone tries I hope He turns up...

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I've always had nightmares about being burned alive, can we perhaps discuss drowning or being shot? Cheers :-)

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trifecta1 wrote:
<quoted text>No not really.
You write this:
[You're getting confused by my calling America a Christian culture. And you're thinking "but, gosh, Christians are in so many cultures!" And you're ignoring the part where I said "yes, Christians are in so many cultures - and, in each, it's a different kind of Christianity."
Hence you have Mayans sacrificing chickens to God, Polynesians with ancestor worship alongside Christianity, and so on]
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So if you going to put the Mayans, Polynesians and other cultures as some kind of "Christianity" based on they rituals, then why not Islam.
Islam and Christians revere the Old Testament. Islam see Jesus as a Prophet. So you then saying Islam is a form of Christianity? Or Even Buddhism. A lot of the teaching Buddhism inline with what Jesus teach. Love your neighbor, Karma and so forth. Is Buddhism a form of encultured Christianity?
So based on your argument, it would seem like the Whole World is sort of a [Christian Enculturation] would you not say? and if no, why not? by your own argument it seem the whole world is somewhat Christian Encultured.
Maybe you would agree then the Christian God, which go back all the way to Abraham, the father of both Islam, Judaism, and Christianity. Maybe all encultured religions start with him.
Because if you want to go so far as to say the Polynesians were practicing a form of Christianity, then Christianity encultured the whole world from the start. or maybe you think Abraham is a mythical person?
The point you trying to make with your original argument is not working. You were wrong from the beginning, and now you just making it up as you go along. You might as well cede the argument to me like your friend wilderide on his nonsensical [free will] argument. because point on enculturation and the Christian religion [AINT] working. Is not that I don't understand it, is because you Wrong.
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It's actually b/c you don't understand what I'm writing.

I am asking myself "why, Hiding, are you bothering? He doesn't understand?" And answering "no clue. This is kind of getting annoying. I don't think I can dumb it down further."

No, Mayan Christians are nothing like Muslims. Muslims, for one thing. aren't Christian. That should be your first clue. The second clue is that Mayans don't share anything approaching Indo-European culture. So...as Christians, they sacrifice chickens to God.

No, I don't expect you to understand how they experience God.

No, I am not calling Muslims Christians. I have no idea why you would ask that question. That's quite ridiculous.

No, I never said "Polynesians WERE practicing a form of Christianity." That's patently stupid. I would never claim such an absurdity. Clearly, you are incapable of understanding what I'm writing. Possibly the fault is mine, but I have my doubts.

I said "Christian Polynesians include ancestor worship in their rituals." Where, my good man, is a past tense grammatical point in that sentence? There's no "were" at all. When Polynesians adopted Christianity, they included their past rituals.

In fact, all peoples from non-Christian cultures who adopted Christianity changed Christianity to suit their culture. Because you have difficulties here, I want you to understand that I wrote "peoples" and not "people." The difference is extremely important.

I apologize that English is your second language and that this is difficult for you. I suggest you go slower, double check where you aren't clear on meanings. I'll treat you like a second language learner from now and and try very hard to be more patient.

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trifecta1 wrote:
projection ... deep down you know you ain't nothing but a mental slave to religion
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I'm projecting?
Did you consider how ridiculous that comment is after accusing me of projection. Dude - you're the one who is owned by the church. You're the one giving it your life, your heart, mind and soul. You're the one letting it tell you how to live and think. You're the one giving it thousands of hours of your life praying, studying the bible, and listening to sermons. You're the one giving it thousands of your dollars.
And then you call me the slave to religion, the guy who has walked away from it and now declaims it.
That's a stunning lack of insight for you to post.
IANS....trifecta1 wrote the above. Yes, it's ridiculous, projecting, ironic and absurd, but no, there's nothing stunning about him posting that.

Inanity is quite normal for him.

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Illuminatrix wrote:
I've always had nightmares about being burned alive, can we perhaps discuss drowning or being shot? Cheers :-)
Sure. I would hate to drown or be shot. You?

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Genesis....
“Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
Hmmmm, what to write so that people will follow my god over other gods......? Hmmmmm.... I don't quite have it....should I talk about love or threaten them?

Oh! I know: both!

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And there was one named Barabbas which lay bound with them that had made insurrection with him who had committed murder in the insurrection.

But go your way tell his disciples and Peter that he goeth before you into Galilee:there shall ye see him as he said unto you.

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Mar 5, 2013
 
Hidingfromyou wrote:
<quoted text>Sure. I would hate to drown or be shot. You?
I agree but the other would be worse.. Much worse..

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Epiphany2 wrote:
<quoted text>Yes.....Double Chins also
Lol.. I love ya Epi :-)

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Mar 5, 2013
 
wilderide wrote:
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Your lack of a refutation of what I said is noted, and is your un-Jesus-like behavior.
:)
I would refute you claims if your conversation made any sense. When you decide to understand the bible and not hatchet scripture with your ugly interpretations, then I will jump into the conversation. I wonder how Duane hasn't already gotten frustrated with you by now.

By the way, there was no one named Jesus living in 1st century Palestine. Shows how much you know.

You get a do over, by the way.

CS.
Adam

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Epiphany2 wrote:
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Guten Morgen....
My husbands grandparents on both sides were from Germany....
Love and respect

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