Why Should Jesus Love Me?

“I see quantum effects”

Since: Jan 11

In the macro world.

#482131 Jan 31, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
<quoted text>
Do you always get up in the mornings thinking about having sex with an animal?
You set such a fine example for this Christian thread as you call it...would make anyone want to sign up.
Yes...I know...you are automatically forgiven.
I love that autoforgiven app.

Is it available for iPhone?
Dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#482132 Jan 31, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. you're absolutely correct! Our thoughts and beliefs can be altered by people, places and things, especially in moments of turmoil ..
.. in those moments, we are open to change, spiritual awakenings. A wise teacher will let you find your own truth, someone prosthelytizing wants you to find their truth ..
fart

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#482133 Jan 31, 2013
Qu_innocence wrote:
<quoted text>That's pretty good... your powers still need a little improvement though.
:p
Actually, there has been a dramatic increase of all these things... not to mention more volatile weather that weather forecasters consistently speak about (they say due to global warming of course). But Jesus was correct when He previously said before his death & resurrection:
Jesus: "Today it will be stormy, for the sky is red and overcast.' You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the times."
One thing I learned as a historian, not much has changed in 6,000 years.
One thing I learned as an anthropologist, not much has changed in a lot longer than 6,000 years.

The weather currently is pretty decent considering the past. Not quite to the optimum circa 1000 AD nor the devastation of the 1350-1890 ice age that we still have yet to recover from (AKA Global Warming AKA paranoia)

“Pillars of Creation....”

Since: Jan 11

Into this world we're thrown

#482134 Jan 31, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. what defines a good/honest attorney ??..
Someone who holds a law degree and is competent, understands the law, does not take advantage of his clients. I could go on but I'm sure you get the picture..........

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#482135 Jan 31, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. what defines a good/honest attorney ??..
The one that gets me what I want ? LOL

“Life may be sweeter for this”

Since: Nov 08

Fennario

#482136 Jan 31, 2013
Skombolis wrote:
I have always found it interesting how many people take such interest and seemingly pleasure out watching Christians debate scripture.
It's not the debating. It's the food fight.
Skombolis wrote:
I have literally seen people post about it in other rooms
Not really.

You may have literally seen and read their posts, but you didn't literally see them posting them unless you were next to them when they posted.
Dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#482137 Jan 31, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. <smile>
you don't really know who are you,

more drugs will make you not only stupid nut wild monkey jamping around own neighborhood?

stick inside of your a....red shaved carrot and try to be rabbit chasing this carrot
Dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#482138 Jan 31, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
<quoted text>
.. what defines a good/honest attorney ??..
fart
Dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#482139 Jan 31, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. ain't we wonderful ??..
wonderful with plastic batery d.... on the front?
dghva hhaaaaaaaaaaa bhgvaaaaaaa ha haaaaa

you are worthy now only farts

fart

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#482140 Jan 31, 2013
Qu_innocence wrote:
<quoted text>Praise God for that....(that the secular laws have hobbled any burning of undesirables).
Good Afternoon, how you doin' today BT?
SOS Qu.
Hope you are on the (+) side of life. Some o' yer stuff is really interest'n y'know?

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#482141 Jan 31, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
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I love that autoforgiven app.
Is it available for iPhone?
I hear that for 1/10 of your income you too can have the "Autoforgiven" app activated. Just send me a check and I will take care of it for you.
Dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#482142 Jan 31, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
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Spiritual food is a whole lot cheaper than real food.
Same for spiritual clothing.
Fart is for free esspecialy for you
second also is free
Fart

that is what your posts are worthy
Only stinking FARTS

ask Obama maybe he gives you foodstamps for free

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#482143 Jan 31, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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Go fantasize about lesbians, DR.
Definitely has some kind of gender related psychosis, don'cha think?

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#482145 Jan 31, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body. <smile>
Be careful...a certain someone is one the prowl today...you could be next.

Just saying...
Dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#482147 Jan 31, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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Do you always get up in the mornings thinking about having sex with an animal?
You set such a fine example for this Christian thread as you call it...would make anyone want to sign up.
Yes...I know...you are automatically forgiven.
many guys prefer to have sex with animals or masturbate yourselves,
as to have american women with her brain every 30 seconds completly twisted and sick

look at around you females-99% are sick,crazy,with pretences, behave like stupid goats without of shepherd

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#482148 Jan 31, 2013
Aerobatty wrote:
<quoted text>
I love that autoforgiven app.
Is it available for iPhone?
Only if yer a "true" Phoney.
Dr Shrink

Baltimore, MD

#482150 Jan 31, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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I hear that for 1/10 of your income you too can have the "Autoforgiven" app activated. Just send me a check and I will take care of it for you.
he get foodstapms and seat all day long like parasite on this topic,

but you sick women only dream about someone check but not work at all

man check and during his day work be f....by nighbours

“Saved. ”

Since: Aug 12

Like Ice On planet Mercury

#482153 Jan 31, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> SOS Qu.
Hope you are on the (+) side of life. Some o' yer stuff is really interest'n y'know?
Thank ye Cap'n. We million o' Christians be everywhere. Even on a scurvy pirate's ship!
piasa

Williamsburg, KY

#482154 Jan 31, 2013
Dr Shrink wrote:
<quoted text>
many guys prefer to have sex with animals or masturbate yourselves,
as to have american women with her brain every 30 seconds completly twisted and sick
look at around you females-99% are sick,crazy,with pretences, behave like stupid goats without of shepherd
you believe anyone is perfect, aside from the ABSOLUTE?

“MEET ROSEMARY-She Seeks Home”

Since: Oct 10

With Established Harem

#482155 Jan 31, 2013
Happy Lesbo wrote:
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.. what defines a good/honest attorney ??..
Rider on the Storm wrote:
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Someone who holds a law degree and is competent, understands the law, does not take advantage of his clients. I could go on but I'm sure you get the picture..........
.. then, CATCHER is a good, honest attorney ..

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