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“I was a Grim Reaper”

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#269 Jul 9, 2007
shiki wrote:
christ on a pogo stick. He managed to land on a shooting star, headed towards..
on open manhole.Fortunately,the fifty rats in the manhole.......

Since: Jul 07

Newington, CT

#270 Jul 9, 2007
found him to their liking. however, he did not. so taking out his trust doobie lighter, he flicked it and...

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#271 Jul 9, 2007
Da Bishop wrote:
found him to their liking. however, he did not. so taking out his trust doobie lighter, he flicked it and...
caused a rat to burst into flames and run around like a small miniature Michael Jackson, all the while....

“Born Again Heathen”

Since: Jun 07

washington dc

#272 Jul 9, 2007
spreading flames from rat to rat, until the sewers were a raging inferno...

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#273 Jul 9, 2007
shiki wrote:
spreading flames from rat to rat, until the sewers were a raging inferno...
Naturally,no one realized that because of their high water content,rats pop like popcorn when you heat them.Before too long..........

“Fo Sheezy”

Since: Dec 06

Heaven

#274 Jul 9, 2007
the biggest rat caught flame and shot off fire and sparks that were simply majestic. No one would ever......

“Towards Spring”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#275 Jul 9, 2007
have thought you could have such fun with one 'joint' but then the scene changed...

God stuck his head through a big fluffy white cloud and said, in a loud voice.LISTEN PEOPLE, have you all forgotten....
GreenwoodGuy

Newport, KY

#276 Jul 9, 2007
Grace Nerissa wrote:
have thought you could have such fun with one 'joint' but then the scene changed...
God stuck his head through a big fluffy white cloud and said, in a loud voice.LISTEN PEOPLE, have you all forgotten....
That a new episode of Hells Kitchen is on tonight, go home and...
ISLAM IS MY LIFE

Oak Harbor, WA

#277 Jul 9, 2007
i got too say to say this is the coolest forum ever(ooh darn i ruined it didnt i?)

“Towards Spring”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#278 Jul 10, 2007
what get the first episode ... I know I shouldn't be mentioning 'Hell''s Kitchen .. but 'what the hell!!! it has been said that 'this is the coolest forum ever' and why does that surprise
you, well I am God after all and can do as I like... as long as ....

“Fo Sheezy”

Since: Dec 06

Heaven

#279 Jul 10, 2007
Grace Nerissa wrote:
what get the first episode ... I know I shouldn't be mentioning 'Hell''s Kitchen .. but 'what the hell!!! it has been said that 'this is the coolest forum ever' and why does that surprise
you, well I am God after all and can do as I like... as long as ....
I'm not viewed as a buzz kill, cause I'm really all about...

“Towards Spring”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#280 Jul 10, 2007
'Love and Peace'.. Man ... Pass around another joint between you ...the
night is young.. and

“Born Again Heathen”

Since: Jun 07

washington dc

#281 Jul 10, 2007
contrary to what some loonies been preachin, I like you guys, make love not war...and pass the blunt

Since: Jul 07

Newington, CT

#282 Jul 10, 2007
But the blunt was some horrible strawberry flavor, so he threw it away and fished out a Muniemaker cigar...

“Born Again Heathen”

Since: Jun 07

washington dc

#283 Jul 10, 2007
so they had a good smoke. But it was time to return to the real world...

“Fo Sheezy”

Since: Dec 06

Heaven

#284 Jul 10, 2007
amongst muscular gay women, well hung burley midgets, skinny limp wristed flagpole sitters, and ......

“Truth hurts, don't it ?”

Since: Jul 07

Alpharetta

#285 Jul 10, 2007
so they slapped each other real hard and headed towards the Coffee shop...

Vee

“Happeeeeeee 2016!!!!!!!”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#286 Jul 10, 2007
where Grace would be waiting with news of Dennis Farina, and information on new plungers.

“Towards Spring”

Since: Dec 06

Location hidden

#287 Jul 11, 2007
Vee wrote:
where Grace would be waiting with news of Dennis Farina, and information on new plungers.
The plungers in this particular case happened to be a small group of, sexy semi-clad female divers, one could tell Dennis was in a state of arousal when Vee questioned him closely about ....

paisleyposey

“END THE FED!”

Since: Feb 07

DON'T TREAD ON ME!!!!

#288 Jul 11, 2007
Grace Nerissa wrote:
<quoted text>
The plungers in this particular case happened to be a small group of, sexy semi-clad female divers, one could tell Dennis was in a state of arousal when Vee questioned him closely about ....
his parts! But that wasn't all! She got him close,{breath upon lips}, and asked;

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