Who do you support for Sheriff in Kentucky (Floyd County) in 2010?

[Constipated American]

I heard John K was in the KKK?

[Weissbier]

Constipated American wrote:

I heard John K was in the KKK?

He is. It's called the masons.

[Nucky]

"Ol' JK is a mason?", i smell a conspiracy.....lol

[boomer]

i can,t even think of one

[lum]

Weissbier wrote:

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He is. It's called the masons.

You are cluess, about kkk and masons....

[money]

I am hearing Chuck Meade has decided not to move to Johnson a stay here to run for sheriff.reliable source. Said he hss the mney to win it.

[what]

money wrote:

I am hearing Chuck Meade has decided not to move to Johnson a stay here to run for sheriff.reliable source. Said he hss the mney to win it.

Fast Eddie would get more votes.lol

[Don Houston]

I told you sumbicthes I am going to be the next Sheriff! Now shut your damn pieholes! I'll put every one of your ass'es behind bars if you dont shut up!

[Don Houston]

This is my plan! When I, Don Houston am elected Sheriff! I am going to go to the "nut house" and hire my deputies! They won't cost the county half as much, and they will be twice as smart as John K Blackburns deputies! I'll run that fat ass "convicted felon" Ricky Thornsberry out of the Goddamn office, he's eating 18% of the Sheriff's budget! If they dont like it, I'll put their ass behind bars! I searved my Country in the Navy, and run "Mighty Mufflers" for years (No Muff to Tuff)! I am a golden glove boxer, and I dont take no shit! So vote Don Housten, Sheriff of Floyd County!

[Next in office]

It has been rumored thta the next sheriff will be none other that

Trip Stewart

[are you serious]

Trip!!!

[Don Houston]

Next in office wrote:

It has been rumored thta the next sheriff will be none other that
Trip Stewart

Now who in the hell is going to vote for somebody named 'Trip'? Is he on dope or something? I'll give him a trip allright, straight behind bars! Ole John thinks he's getting Harpo Castle lined up for the job, but I've got some news for them, I Don Houston am going to be the next Goddamn Sheriff! So let ole Trip put that in his pipe and smoke it, along with whatever else he's got in it! Don Houston Sheriff of Floyd County.

[The only sure vote]

The only canidate for the office is the One and Only "TRIP".
Everyone knows he would be great at the job.

TRIP gets my vote

[American]

The only sure vote wrote:

The only canidate for the office is the One and Only "TRIP".
Everyone knows he would be great at the job.
TRIP gets my vote

Well by god he aint a gonna do it! We all support Don Houston! He is a gonna save Floyd County a fortune, gitin them deputies from the Nervous Hospital !

[Don Houston]

Now do you dimwits see what kind of Sheriff that Goddamn John K Blackburn is? Let a child molester walk out of the Court House and no body noticed! Then it took that stupid ass Roger Webb till midnight to notice he was gone? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Was Ricky Thornsberry ordering pizza? I swear to God, I will put all of them behind bars when I'm elected! Roger better get used to his new home!

[Don Houston]

I am damn sick of stupid Deputies! Every since Henry C Hale, we, the people of floyd county have had to put up with idiots wearing a uniform! Now they are all on dope, thanks to your dumbass Sheriff! Well BYGOD I am going to stop it! You look at that Goddamn Greg Clark, he aint got walking around sense! Some of John K Blackburns Deputies are so fat, they have to order special uniforms for them! I am Goddamn sick of it, and will not tolerate a stupid, fat ass in my office! They told me that Godamn Ricky Thornsberry Had to have his uniforms, special ordered from a Parachute factory in GA, befor the FEDS ended his days of being a deputy. These Uniforms are costing our county money, and it will stop the day I am elected! If you want to work for me, get your fat ass on a treadmill before election day! I dont take no shit! Don Houston, the next Floyd County Sheriff!

[Floyd Skeens]

Don Houston wrote:

I am damn sick of stupid Deputies! Every since Henry C Hale, we, the people of floyd county have had to put up with idiots wearing a uniform! Now they are all on dope, thanks to your dumbass Sheriff! Well BYGOD I am going to stop it! You look at that Goddamn Greg Clark, he aint got walking around sense! Some of John K Blackburns Deputies are so fat, they have to order special uniforms for them! I am Goddamn sick of it, and will not tolerate a stupid, fat ass in my office! They told me that Godamn Ricky Thornsberry Had to have his uniforms, special ordered from a Parachute factory in GA, befor the FEDS ended his days of being a deputy. These Uniforms are costing our county money, and it will stop the day I am elected! If you want to work for me, get your fat ass on a treadmill before election day! I dont take no shit! Don Houston, the next Floyd County Sheriff!

God bless you Don! Floyd County has needed a man like you for years! A hell of a lot of us are on your side, and want to see the County cleaned up, starting with the Court House! You need to take a look at that damn County Judge and those Magistrates, hireing family members at huge wages, while the rest of the people scrape to get by! You are the man for the job!

[Don Houston]

Well BYGOD Floyd I am going to do just that!But don't think I will not have a close eye on you as well! The day's of kissing the Sheriff's ass for favors, ends when I take office! I know you have built a church or two, and then get your ass put out of them don't cut no ice with me, got it! I don't take no shit! Don Houston, your next Sheriff.

[misb5]

Dumb hillmonkeys!!!!John will win until he is done winning.

[Don Houston]

misb5 wrote:

Dumb hillmonkeys!!!!John will win until he is done winning.

Well bygod he's done! We dont need no shit from a CA sissy nither! I'll have my eye on you! Don Houston, your next Sheriff of Floyd County.