Whoooooo EEEEEEE!WHAT OBAMA AND I LEARNED AT COLUMBIA: HOW TO DESTROY AMERICA FROM WITHIN
America’s decline under Obama isn’t due to mistake, ignorance, or incompetence at the hands of a community organizer. It’s a purposeful, brilliant plan hatched at Columbia University to destroy capitalism, American exceptionalism, Judeo-Christian values, and the American Dream.
1. Destroy capitalism (you know, the economic model which ships manufacturing jobs overseas where the labor is cheap, so capitalism can achieve its GOAL: PROFITS!)
2. American exceptionalism!(We can attack any third-world country like Iraq any time we want to, and without a good reason.)
3. Judaeo-Christian values! WAIT A MINUTE! How did those Judaeos get in here? This is a CHRISTIAN NATION, and don't you forget it! Get them OUT OF HERE!
4. "The American Dream" of many uneducated Americans: "My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."
(Here's the entire quotation from Isaac Asimov:
There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.")