An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.Its time to end the communist take over of America. Obama already has been putting microscopic brain controle chemicals into our food supply.
Luckily Ted Cruz and the other brave Tea Party members have an antidote that they have been taking so that these commie, hippie types can't control them. They are trying to manufacture enough to provide this antedote to other good God Fearing Americans.
I have also discovered that Fox News is a part of the Obama administration and is broadcasting mind controle waves out to its viewers to get them to back off of thier resistance to fag marrage, gun controle, marihjuana legiilization and counting callories. Thank God for the Tea Party and thier fight for America.
What are you waiting for? Make one today!
BEWARE OF COMMERCIAL AFDBS: Since you should trust no one, always construct your AFDB yourself to avoid the risk of subversion and mental enslavement. Sometimes, AFDBs will be sold on places like eBay. Do not purchase these pre-made AFDBs, even if the seller seems trustworthy. They may contain backdoors, pinholes, integrated psychotronic circuitry or other methods that actually promote mind control.