Perhaps YOU "didn't make it up." And it was probably "written to a North Carolina newspaper."<quoted text>
I didn't make it up. It was written to a North Carolina newspaper.
But if you cannot recognize a joke when you see it, I feel sorry for you. Here is part of the letter:
"I think all this demonstrates that the Constitution needs to be amended when it comes to the qualifications for being president. Right now, it says that a person has to be 35 years old and be a natural born citizen. Well, that is obviously unfair because there are a great many otherwise qualified people who cannot run for president because their mothers had to have a C-section. But because the Constitution was written a hundred years ago, nobody even thought of the discrimination that would result from a doctor having to deliver a baby in this unnatural way."
Ah, hahahahahahaha! GOTCHA! ROFL! Duh! You conservatives are SO dumb!_8-)
(And, incidentally, the US Constitution was written 236 years ago!_8-)