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FOX FIRES SARAH PALIN
Even FOX couldn't stomach the dribble!?
I'm now very concerned about the balance of the universe and the space time continuum... what else is going to come apart at the seams?
Q: Why did Sarah Palin cross the road?
A: She didn't. She quit half-way.
I loved it when Sarah joined "Twitter." Just think of it: the Quitter on Twitter!