Do you hear that? It's the sound of no one caring.<quoted text>Or we can be like Karen and steal the tips off of our waitresses tables, they won't be there in a week anyway.
You have your whole life to be a jerk... So why don't you take a day off?
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you, give me a minute...
If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one!
You're just pissed cause you're your tampon's in to far! Hehe!