OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, Sta...

OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, State Question 756

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Marcus

United States

#43645 Jun 16, 2013
Zane walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor. "Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow's ass. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that's when I made my mistake." The doctor looked puzzled and asked, "What mistake was that?"
"I said 'Hey this looks like yours hun!'"
Zane

United States

#43646 Jun 16, 2013
FAKE TAMARA wrote:
Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy man
I try to understand him and I help him all I can,
But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dim
All alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him.
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuck
Though some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck.
Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with ease
But pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease.
I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tiles
He only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles.
You have to pluck them fresh, if it’s fresh they’re not unpleasant,
I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant.
They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessions
With the vicar on a Sunday ‘tween the first and second lessons.
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mum
I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come.
My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knack
He likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.
I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,
It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together.
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friend
I'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end.
My husband's in the forest always banging with his gun
If he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run,
For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my nose
And I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes.
I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wife
And when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life!
same old tired behavior pattern...same old dog and no new tricks...same b.s. different username or borrow username doesn't matter all of us recognize you.
Dempsey

United States

#43647 Jun 16, 2013
As an airplane is about to crash, MistyGirl jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

Packing Heat stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Zane

United States

#43648 Jun 16, 2013
An elderly lady named Maddy was standing at the railing of the cruise ship

holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,

"Pardon me, madam..

I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress

is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady.

"I need both my hands

to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties

and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man

and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.

I just bought this hat yesterday!"
DoesntMatter

United States

#43649 Jun 16, 2013
An old Indian, Packing Heat, was asked the name of his wife.
He replied, "Wife Name - Three Horse."
"That's an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse. What does it mean?"
"It's an old Indian name. Means Nag, Nag, Nag."
Zane

United States

#43650 Jun 16, 2013
FAKE Marcus wrote:
Zane walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor. "Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow's ass. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that's when I made my mistake." The doctor looked puzzled and asked, "What mistake was that?"
"I said 'Hey this looks like yours hun!'"
Your mistake is everyone knows who you are, where you are ....always in striking distance and you don't give a damn about your family that is clear. The more people you bully and harass your chances increase you will come across the one individual who will be motivated to take it to the next level and still you won't stop playing meaningless games with other people's usernames.

One day you will end up with your own name in headlines or on the 6 o'clock news...
Zane

United States

#43651 Jun 16, 2013
FAKE Dempsey wrote:
As an airplane is about to crash, MistyGirl jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
Packing Heat stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
another fake post
Zane

United States

#43652 Jun 16, 2013
FAKE Zane wrote:
An elderly lady named Maddy was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam..
I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man
and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"
Karen Janbaz you are a sick person.
Zane

United States

#43653 Jun 16, 2013
FAKE Dempsey wrote:
As an airplane is about to crash, MistyGirl jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
Packing Heat stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Only a trashy female sasquatch like you Karen would post garbage like this about a woman who is obviously a quality lady...something you will NEVER be.
Zane

United States

#43654 Jun 16, 2013
FAKE DoesntMatter wrote:
An old Indian, Packing Heat, was asked the name of his wife.
He replied, "Wife Name - Three Horse."
"That's an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse. What does it mean?"
"It's an old Indian name. Means Nag, Nag, Nag."
another in a long list of fakes...
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#43655 Jun 16, 2013
Zane wrote:
<quoted text>
Your mistake is everyone knows who you are, where you are ....always in striking distance and you don't give a damn about your family that is clear. The more people you bully and harass your chances increase you will come across the one individual who will be motivated to take it to the next level and still you won't stop playing meaningless games with other people's usernames.
One day you will end up with your own name in headlines or on the 6 o'clock news...


Hey Zane and TAMARA, I knew those two misfits were 2 cheeks of the same ass. Justaminute aka: anything else she can dream up, is just trolling around trying to pick arguments because she is bored with her own miserable pathetic life but nonetheless both new names are 2 cheeks of the same ass. Most likely fantasy cousins of Karen aka: Justaminute aka: Every name she can copy, lol, that just happen to have Oklahoma City IP addresses too.

How cute, "Did They Bundle"?
Lola

United States

#43656 Jun 16, 2013
Okie's Medical Dictionary

Artery.......... The study of paintings

Bacteria.......... Back door to the cafeteria

Barium.......... What doctors do when patients die

Benign.......... What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section......... A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan.......... Searching for Kitty

Cauterize.......... Made eye contact with her

Colic.......... A sheep dog

Coma.......... A punctuation mark

Dilate.......... To live long

Enema.......... Not a friend

Fester.......... Quicker than someone else

Fibula.......... A small lie

Impotent..........Distinguishe d, well known

Labor Pain.......... Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff.......... A Doctor's cane

Morbid..........A higher offer

Nitrates..........Cheaper than day rates

Node.......... I knew it

Outpatient.......... A person who has fainted

Pelvis.......... Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative.......... A letter carrier

Recovery Room.......... Place to do upholstery

Rectum..........Dern near killed him

Secretion..........Hiding something

Seizure.......... Roman emperor

Tablet.......... A small table

Terminal Illness.......... Getting sick at the airport

Tumor.......... One plus one more

Urine.......... Opposite of mine ( as in “This’ins mine, and that’ns urine”)

J Have a Goodin’
Zane

United States

#43657 Jun 16, 2013
Zane wrote:
<quoted text>
Only a trashy female like TAMARA would post garbage like this about a woman who is obviously a queerly lady...something you will be.
Amen
Zane

United States

#43658 Jun 16, 2013
Packing Heat wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey Zane and TAMARA, I knew those two misfits were 2 cheeks of the same ass. Justaminute aka: anything else she can dream up, is just trolling around trying to pick arguments because she is bored with her own miserable pathetic life but nonetheless both new names are 2 cheeks of the same ass. Most likely fantasy cousins of Karen aka: Justaminute aka: Every name she can copy, lol, that just happen to have Oklahoma City IP addresses too.
How cute, "Did They Bundle"?
Disgusting troll. She's having another of her Karen Janbaz meltdowns because her attempts at fooling anyone went down the drain again.

Instead of bundle I think I'd refer to it as a nest or infestation.
Zane

United States

#43659 Jun 16, 2013
FAKE Zane wrote:
<quoted text>
Amen
Sick fake post.
Zane

United States

#43660 Jun 16, 2013
FAKE Lola wrote:
Okie's Medical Dictionary
Artery.......... The study of paintings
Bacteria.......... Back door to the cafeteria
Barium.......... What doctors do when patients die
Benign.......... What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section......... A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan.......... Searching for Kitty
Cauterize.......... Made eye contact with her
Colic.......... A sheep dog
Coma.......... A punctuation mark
Dilate.......... To live long
Enema.......... Not a friend
Fester.......... Quicker than someone else
Fibula.......... A small lie
Impotent..........Distinguishe d, well known
Labor Pain.......... Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff.......... A Doctor's cane
Morbid..........A higher offer
Nitrates..........Cheaper than day rates
Node.......... I knew it
Outpatient.......... A person who has fainted
Pelvis.......... Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative.......... A letter carrier
Recovery Room.......... Place to do upholstery
Rectum..........Dern near killed him
Secretion..........Hiding something
Seizure.......... Roman emperor
Tablet.......... A small table
Terminal Illness.......... Getting sick at the airport
Tumor.......... One plus one more
Urine.......... Opposite of mine ( as in “This’ins mine, and that’ns urine”)
J Have a Goodin’
Hey P.H. you think we should let the real 'Lola' know what Karen Janbaz just posted in her username?
Zane

United States

#43661 Jun 16, 2013
Zane wrote:
<quoted text>
Sick fake post.
Fake post
Packing Heat

United States

#43662 Jun 16, 2013
Zane wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey P.H. you think we should let the real 'Lola' "HO" know what Karen Angle just posted in her Horname?
Go fer it, zanny man who run funny
Zane

United States

#43663 Jun 16, 2013
Dr Jones wrote:
So one morning George W Bush calls Cheney and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it. Cheney asks "What is it a puzzle of?" George W says "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
So, Cheney figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to Crawford. George lets old Dick in the door and shows Dick to the table where George W has the puzzle spread all over the table. Cheney studies the pieces for a minute, then studies the box. He then turns to George W and says: "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.""Second, I'd advise you to have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
So, is this Dick Cheney, Packing Heat's boyfriend?
Zane

United States

#43664 Jun 16, 2013
Zane wrote:
<quoted text>
another fake post
Fake post

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