OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, Sta...

OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, State Question 756

Created by CitizenTopix on Oct 11, 2010

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J Steel S

Bonsall, CA

#38208 Apr 10, 2013
Donnie when I went to high school in San Antonio I heard those same jokes about Texans. Hahaha
Packing Heat

United States

#38209 Apr 10, 2013
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
Maddy

United States

#38210 Apr 10, 2013
"How do you entertain a bored Packing Heat?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the river and urge the Packing Heat to go catch a fish."
Maddy

United States

#38212 Apr 10, 2013
A Connecticut gun maker announced today it intends to leave the State, just 6 days after passage of restrictive gun control legislation, while 2 other manufacturers said they are considering relocation offers. Bristol based PTR said in a statement posted on it's website.

AP
4/10/2013
Stephen

United States

#38213 Apr 10, 2013
Crunching the numbers:

President Obama's newly released budget claims to include 580 billion in new revenue over the next decade. But the plan actually proposes more than one trillion in taxes and fees.

Check out some of the new taxes and fees coming your way if this budget is approved. Then tell me how this is going to impact the middle class, the poor and those who depend on charities.

* www.foxnews.com
Marcus

United States

#38214 Apr 10, 2013
Stephen wrote:
Crunching the numbers:
President Obama's newly released budget claims to include 580 billion in new revenue over the next decade. But the plan actually proposes more than one trillion in taxes and fees.
Check out some of the new taxes and fees coming your way if this budget is approved. Then tell me how this is going to impact the middle class, the poor and those who depend on charities.
* www.foxnews.com
Yes, other sources are confirming what you posted. Both democrats and republicans are screaming about this budget!
Marcus

United States

#38215 Apr 10, 2013
Maryland democratic Gov. Martin O'Malley instituted a tax on citizens for the amount of rain that falls on their property!

* MarylandReporter.com

The tax, mandated by the EPA and enforced locally will be calculated through Satellite surveillance of your property the statement claims.

Rain Tax is estimated to cost Marylanders 300 million annually. From 2007-2010 the State of Maryland has suffered a net loss of 31,000 people.

Is it any wonder?
Donnie

Arlington, TX

#38216 Apr 10, 2013
Are all these stupid, ill-mannered, republicans and wantabee repigs in the 1% of the ultra rich or are they just surrogates for the 1%?

A mouthpiece for the rich and usually talking out their azz because their mouth knows better."""
Donnie

Arlington, TX

#38217 Apr 10, 2013
an old Packing Heat walked into a catholic church and sat down in the confessional.
"father" he said, "I am 73 years ond and I have made my 19 year old girfriend pregnant."
the priest said, "go dip your hands in the holy water, say 5 hail marys' and 5 our fathers' and you will be obsolved from this sin"
the old man said, " but I am not catholic"
the priest said, rather angerly, "then why are you telling me this ?"
the old Packing Heat said, "hey.. I'm telling EVERYBODY"...
Marcus

Arlington, TX

#38218 Apr 10, 2013
The lesbians next door gave TAMARA a rolex for her birthday.Very nice but she thinks they misunderstood when she said was, "I wanna watch.".
Stephen

Arlington, TX

#38219 Apr 10, 2013
a blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
while the waitress was getting it, the man says do you want to hear a Repug woman joke"

a Repug woman sat down beside him and said " look mister I realize you are blind so i'm going to give you some slack"
"the Repug woman behind the bar is 6'4" and 300 lbs.
there are two Repug ladies at the end of the bar, both of them have black belts in karate."
"beside them sits a very rough looking truck driver and I myself am a professional wrestler."
"we are all Repugs.."
"now I want you to think this question over very carefully before you answer."
"do you still want to tell that Repug woman joke ???"
the blind man was quiet for several seconds.
finally he said " hell no.. not if I'm going to have to explain it 5 times"
J Steel S

Arlington, TX

#38220 Apr 10, 2013
Maddy and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's dog.

It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.

Maddy jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this," and she goes downstairs.

Maddy finally comes back up to bed and her husband says "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"

Maddy says "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it."
Marcus

United States

#38221 Apr 10, 2013
Donnie wrote:
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LOL. Yep. that's a fact but in this case we have a rabid liberal progressive whose username is "justaminute". Well it was discovered by the legitimate posters she was using multiple alias to pretend some of her more radical points of view had supporters. When she was called out on it she lied. Lying has been the one consistent character trait with justaminute so she earned the nickname "justaliar". Since then we discovered who she really was and she is Karen Lea Janbaz from Oklahoma City, OK area. Google it you will find her. Her husband owns a Perry's Restaurant on May Ave in the same city. For some reason it made her mad people knew who she was and she was the one who gave the personal information on this thread...no less, LOL. So now to try and keep everyone from having a discussion she will use other posters established usernames and post jokes and other gibberish to amuse herself.
Karen's back....
Dempsey

Arlington, TX

#38222 Apr 10, 2013
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Black queen with large breasts in a big old white house. Stephen the Demorat Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Stephen revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Dr Jones the Physician, the POTUS's chief doctor. Dr Jones thought about this and said that he could arrange for Stephen to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 silver dollars to arrange it. Without pause Stephen readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Dr Jones made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royals to address this incident, Dr Jones informed the POTUS and Queen that only special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Stephen would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The POTUS, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Stephen to their room. Dr Jones then slipped Stephen the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Stephen worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Stephen left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his home, Nick found Dr Jones demanding his payment of 1000 silver dollars. With his obsession now satisfied, Stephen couldn't have cared less knowing that Dr Jones could never report this matter to the POTUS and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, DR Jones slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the POTUS's underwear. The POTUS immediately summoned Stephen.

The moral of the story - pay your damn bills!
Marcus

Arlington, TX

#38223 Apr 10, 2013
The psychic asks Dempsey: can i read your mind?

Dempsey: sure.

Psychic: Turn around and pull down your pants so i can get a clear reading.
Maddy

Arlington, TX

#38224 Apr 10, 2013
Packing Heat leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes", she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Packy, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle, he thinks to himself, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old Packing Heat is barely able to reply, "Sixty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
Donnie

Arlington, TX

#38225 Apr 10, 2013
wildensteinrosebushy is leaving forever.she will never post again.(cool)but its a joke.she has the self control of a a$$crazee woman who was dumped and is an emotional wreck.
Marcus

United States

#38226 Apr 10, 2013
Suspect in Lone Star College slashing spree fantasized about killing people since he was 8 years old. Suspect planned the attack and used a razor utility knife, say police.

Dr. Ablow, psychiatrist "It all comes down to mental illness."

Finally someone speaking the truth about these random violent acts.
Marcus

United States

#38227 Apr 10, 2013
Karen either on meds or drunk or both!
Marcus

Arlington, TX

#38228 Apr 10, 2013
If mental illness is/was a crime, than all republicans would be in jail.

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