OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, Sta...

OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, State Question 756

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Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#37784 Apr 3, 2013
Justaminute wrote:
Well I have to leave you with this:Texas has the most #1's in the US1.#5 in Tax Burden on the 20% P00R and #1 BlG 0lL Subsidies at $1.4 Billion2.#1 in Executions - More than even China3.#1 Lowest high school completion rate.4.#4 from Bottom in Tax expenditures/capita5.#2 in Percent of population with food insecurity6.#1 in PERCENTAGE of PEOPLE without MEDICAL INSURANCE7.#1 in number one in teenage pregnancies and births8.#1 in Percentage of population 25 and older without a high school diploma9.#1 in women not receiving prenatal care in first trimester10.#1 in least coverage for Workers' compensation11.#2 in Lowest Average credit score12.#1 in Percent of uninsured children and uninsured population13. Life Expectancy is Falling in Northern Texas14.#1 in lowest Health Insurance Coverage15.#1 in Highest Insurance Rates16.#6 in Most Vl0*LENT STATE - But El Paso is Safest Large City in USA17.#1 in HUGE SUBSIDIES FOR BIG Energy 18.#4 in WORST Budget Debt at $27-Billion.19.#7 in WORST Poverty
20.#1 in Lowest Wages21.#1 in HIGHEST Percentage of Minimum Wage Jobs22.#1 in Most Polluted - air volatile compounds&carcinogens + water T0X1NS23.#1 in growth of Fast food minimum wage jobs!24.#1 in child abuse/molestration!25.#3 in incarceration rate26.#4 in property crime rate - Top 10 in murders


You ignorant low-class douche bag! Is this all you have to spew out your douche nozzle you ignorant dolt? If you ever crawl up from the sewer in which you dwell, how about have a look at some facts about Texas and educate your self before spewing nonsense above your pay grade.
1. In Case You Missed It: Texas is Business Facilities’ 2012 State of the Year.
“Employers the world over continue to look to Texas as the epicenter of job creation.”

2. America's Fastest Growing Cities.
Texas dominates Forbes’“America’s Fastest Growing Cities” list. Austin topped the list for the third year in a row, followed by Houston (#2), Dallas (#3), and San Antonio (#9). Robust labor markets, unemployment rates under 6%(well below the national average), no state income tax, a business-friendly regulatory environment, and strong population inflows all contributed to Texas towns’ high rankings.

3. Best Cities for Job Seekers
Texas tops NerdWallet.com ’s list of “Top Ten Cities for Job Seekers”. Austin topped the list, which was based on population growth, median income, unemployment rate, and cost of living index, followed by Houston (#5), Fort Worth (#6), Dallas (#7), and San Antonio (#9).

4. Texas Electricity Market Design Most Successful in North America
The residential and commercial/industrial electric markets in Texas top the 2012 list of competitive electric markets in the Annual Baseline Assessment of Choice in Canada and the United States (ABACCUS) that was released today. Texas has now earned the top spot for six consecutive years while achieving the 2012 top rating of “Excellent” for its implementation of customer choice.

5. Texas Ranked Top State to Do Business by Area Development Magazine
Texas' pro-business approach continues to receive national recognition, and Area Development Magazine is the latest organization to take notice by naming Texas the top state to do business in their third annual "Top States for Doing Business Survey." The award is given to the state that most exemplifies industrial competitiveness related to its business environment, labor climate, infrastructure and global access and economy.

6. And on and on it goes here:
http://governor.state.tx.us/texas_brags
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#37785 Apr 3, 2013
Donnie wrote:
<quoted text>
Did you read that post Maddy made on Fisker's? Can you believe what that company did, how much money Obama's Energy Dept gave to them and who was the partner in the venture fund...AL Gore. Never like him either. He sold his current t.v. station to Mohammed's
Religious Network and then we find out he's part of the scam with Fisker.
Chaps my azz.


Yes, caught all that early this morning and yes it is another scam brought to you by Obama and Minions. Just like another Solyndra giveaway, remeber. Obama's Half Billion Dollar Payback to his campaign donors.

It speaks volumns about who the Democrat Party really is nowadays. Just a bunch of low life progressive liberal douche bags that highjacked the Democrat Party.
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#37786 Apr 3, 2013
Donnie wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks. Time to shower and take my wife to dinner. Hold the fort down while I'm gone, lol.


Your welcome and you and the wife have a wonderful evening out to dinner. I'll patrol the fort here ok and rest assured that douche nozzle, Justaminute won't dare challange me. She knows I just love dunking her head in the crap she spews. Talk to you later and don't you worry one bit, I got it covered, LMAO.
Zane

United States

#37789 Apr 3, 2013
Whew it took me a while to read all the posts. So since the village idiot is taking sabbatical, does that mean my skills as a poet are no longer needed?

LMAO
Donnie

United States

#37790 Apr 3, 2013
Are all these stupid, ill-mannered, republicans and wantabee repigs in the 1% of the ultra rich or are they just surrogates for the 1%?

A mouthpiece for the rich and usually talking out their azz because their mouth knows better."""
Justaminute

Oklahoma City, OK

#37791 Apr 3, 2013
Oh poor little asshats, they think this is Fort Topix, being attacked by a lone liberal. General Overheated in on lookout!

Yeah, I take comments from Little Green Football, stories rights off the pages of the NY Times, articles from Huffington Post, lots of stuff from Daily Kos, Talking Points Memo, Think Progress, and the most insane Republican stuff from Wonkette. The News.

The Best post at LGF:

Does the GOP support necrophilia, because they’ve been humping Reagan’s corpse for years now? LOL
Zane

United States

#37792 Apr 3, 2013
Why did the politics-lite chicken cross the road

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the
need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on
the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to
cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to
ensure -- right from Day One!-- that every chicken in this country
gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really
isn't about me.......

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before
it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we
need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking
on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why
he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across
the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want
to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground
here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against
it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in
his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had
a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the
price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any
insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the ravine. Alone.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how
it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish
its life longdream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in
peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken.
This newplatform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C
%......... reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition
of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
Justaminute

Oklahoma City, OK

#37793 Apr 3, 2013
Oh yeah, and I pick up stuff from Twitter too:

Poll: Obama more popular than Jindal in Louisiana

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-poli...

It's really really easy as just like Rick Santorum said:

Rick Santorum:'Smart People' Will Never Be On Our Side (VIDEO)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/15/rick...
Jangles

United States

#37794 Apr 3, 2013
This Explains It All

Recent weather and gasoline issues are proof of the
existence of a new chemical element. Research has led

to the
discovery of the heaviest element yet known to

science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one

neutron, 25
assistant neutrons,88 deputy neutrons and 198

assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces

called
morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of

lepton-like
particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert;

however,
it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction

with which
it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a

reaction that
would normally take less than a second to anywhere

from four
days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of two to six

years; It
does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization

in which a
portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons

exchange
places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually

increase over
time, since each reorganization will cause more morons

to become
neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of

moron
promotion leads some scientists to believe that

Governmentium is
formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as

critical
morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium

becomes
Administratium, an element that radiates just as much

energy as
Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but

twice as many RETARDPUBLICANS
morons!
Packing Heat

United States

#37795 Apr 3, 2013
Suicide
----------

Maddy hurried into the emergency room late one

night with the tip of

her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the

emergency room
doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," Maddy

replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit

suicide by shooting
off your finger?"

"No, Silly" Maddy said. "First I put the gun to

my chest, and then
I thought,'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these

implants. I'm not shooting
myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I

just paid $3, 000.00
to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself

in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is

going to make a
loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before

I pulled the
trigger.
Justaminute

Oklahoma City, OK

#37796 Apr 3, 2013
You guys crack me up. Later. You can come from your bunkers now.
Marcus

United States

#37797 Apr 3, 2013
Got a call from Mastercard last night...conversation went something like this...

Mastercard: "Marcus, this is JAG from Mastercard calling in regards to your late payments - sir, your credit history is in jeopardy, you are three months behind in your payments, we want our money and we want it now!"

Marcus: "Well, I'm happy to say that after this Friday, you won't have to make these calls to me anymore."

Mastercard: "Marcus, I'm very proud of you - taking care of your debts is very responsible - you are to be commended."

Marcus: "Nah, it's not that - I haven't been paying my phone bills either."

Click.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz
TAMARA

United States

#37799 Apr 3, 2013
Tight Skirt, Bus Stop

One day, at a bus stop there was Misty who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, Packing Heat standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. Misty turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, Packing Heat says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
Zane

United States

#37800 Apr 3, 2013
I would like to say that Donnie and Jesse worked hard attempting to keep justaminute honest but I think she isn't interested in being honest. Jangles busted her big time. We knew she was posting under more than one username and using our usernames to post some rank stuff but I sure didn't have a clue she was taking our usernames to other threads and like what Jangles said she was doing. Donnie,Jesse and I just kept the pressure on here. Then Jangles arrived and I don't know how many hours that guy put in but he found her "partner" and the other threads too.

Just doing anything she could to disrupt conversation and sharing of information and ideas.
Bluebird was cool too she posted justaminute true identity personal stuff on here when justaliar keep lying and making personal attacks after attack.
Zane

United States

#37801 Apr 3, 2013
Zane wrote:
Whew it took me a while to read all the posts. So since the village idiot is taking sabbatical, does that mean my skills as a poet are no longer needed?
LMAO
Oh I feel another poem in my future!
Maddy

United States

#37802 Apr 3, 2013
Misty is quite fantasised about "69".She has a regular boyfriend
they have never done it before.
One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner.
After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But
Packing Heat doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Misty gets upset
but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay
down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69.
The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as
the GF tells him to do.
They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he
will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let
go one Fart...directly on her BF's face.
GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some
more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time
bigger than the previous.
The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at
her.. "If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"
Misty

United States

#37803 Apr 3, 2013
Maddy was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Jangles.

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Jangles said 'OK take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told.'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.'

Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Jangles then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.

Dr.Jangles shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'

Worried, the woman asked anxiously,'Oh my God Dr. Jangles, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'

Dr. Jangles sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your azz.'
Jangles

United States

#37804 Apr 3, 2013
Two gay Okie Log Cabin Republic He/she/its decide to have a baby.

They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one fruitcake says to the other. "All these unhappy children and ours is so happy."

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his Azz."
Donnie

United States

#37805 Apr 3, 2013
Packing Heat finally decides to take a vacation. He books himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeds to have the time of his life, until the boat sinks. He finds himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.

After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to him. In disbelief, he asks her, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?" "I rowed from the other side of the island," she says. "I landed here when my cruise ship sank." "Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you." "Oh, this?" replies the woman. "I made the rowboat out of raw materials I found on the island. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches, I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree."

"But-but, that's impossible," stutters Ed. "You had no tools or hardware. How did you manage?" "Oh, that was no problem," replies the woman. "On the south side of the island, there is a very unusual strata of alluvial rock exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into forgeable ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware." Ed is stunned. "Let's row over to my place," she says.

After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf. As Ed looks onto shore, he nearly falls out of the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue and white. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, he could only stare ahead, dumbstruck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, "It's not much, but I call it home. Sit down please. Would you like to have a drink?"

"No, no thank you," he says, still dazed. "I can't take any more coconut juice." "It's not coconut juice," the woman replies. "I have a still. How about a Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, he accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk.

After they have exchanged their stories, the woman announces, "I'm going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There is a razor upstairs in the cabinet in the bathroom."

No longer questioning anything, Ed goes into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet, is a razor made from a bone handle. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened onto its end inside of a swivel mechanism. "Wow! This woman is amazing," he muses. "What next?"

When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, and smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to sit down next to her. "Tell me," she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, "We've been out here for a really long time. You've been lonely. There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now, something you've been longing for all these months. You know..."

She stares into his eyes. He can't believe what he's hearing: "You mean... ", he swallows excitedly, "I can check my e-mail!?"
Donnie

United States

#37806 Apr 3, 2013
A virile, young Okie man was relaxing at his favourite bar in Oklahoma City, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment, and after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom for sex.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So... You finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, the young man reached for her and the love-making resumed. This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion. The love-making ends, and again, the young man smiles, and again he asks, "You finish?" And again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him, and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, the young man reaches for the woman again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they climax simultaneously, screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. The exhausted Italian falls onto his back, gasping.

Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly, and asks again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, she whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian!"

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