Who do you support for Governor in Ok...
Zane

United States

#1722 Mar 26, 2013
Maddy wrote:
Last year Malia Obama spent her Spring break in Mexico and it cost over 115k to the US taxpayer. Then this year Obama Administration suspends White House tours citing secret service cost of 74k a week..Some reports say its closer to 18k week in secret service cost.
Our nation's children earn money all year in bake sales and other events so they can have a Spring break and visit historic Washington D.C. and the White House is part of that history. Now they are denied access to the "People's House".
Obama spent a cool million on his afternoon of golf with Tiger Woods on the taxpayer's dime. If the million dollars had been kept it would have funded the White House Tours for the foreseeable future. Our children who earned money to go to the White House would be awarded a trip they earned instead of being denied.
Guess where Malia and Sasha are spending their Spring break this year?
Atlantis Resort on Paradise Island in the Bahamas!
Wonder how much the US taxpayer is paying for Obama's kids to have a great Spring vacation but our nation's children are left out in the cold without access to our national historical sites that are paid for and maintained by the US Taxpayer?
King Barack,Queen Michelle, Princess Malia, Princess Sasha...
Does anyone else see how WRONG and UNFAIR closing the White House Tours instead of cutting back on waste which is everywhere in the federal government?
Call your Congress person and raise bloody hell. They are sitting on the Hill enjoying high paying jobs with heathcare package denied to the American Public while we struggle for a good paying job and FORCED to be on ObamaCare, private insurance premiums have doubled in the last couple of years. Actuaries tell us the price will go up future as more ObamaCare regulations take affect.
What are you going to do about it?
Absolutely agree with your post, Maddy. I noticed we have the village idiot using our user names to post gibberish again.
Maddy

Longview, TX

#1723 Mar 26, 2013
Maddy wrote:
El Chapo goes to the doctor and is told he is suffering with an incurable condition and has only a month to live.
"No doc, no - I'm too young to die! Please, please, there must be something, anything that can be done to help me!"
"Well, the doctor says, you could try taking a mud bath several times a day and twice at night".
"Really doc really? Do you think it will help? Could I actually be cured?"
"No, the doctor says, but it will help you to get used to being in the dirt".
This is the real Maddy and I do not post under other people names.

So Fake Maddy, quit and stop and get a life of your own.
Donnie

United States

#1724 Mar 26, 2013
El Chapo wrote:
Donnie? Why don't you graduate to a mature name... How old are you, anyway? Are your brothers Billy, Robbie and Scottie? I can hear it now, your mommy calling you for dinner....Donnie, time to come in now for vittles...you leave that donkey alone...
Donnie has terminal nut, anal and throat cancer all attributed to his homosexual and pedophilia lifestyle. He dies...end of story..nobody cares...
Who peed in your cheerios?
Donnie

Longview, TX

#1725 Mar 26, 2013
An older couple, JAG and Mandy, had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test.

They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table... then they hid, pretending they were not at home.

The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a Baptist Preacher, but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So the parents hid in the nearby closet and waited nervously. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the note they had left.

Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket.

After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it.

Finally he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative drink to be assured of the quality ...then he left for his room, carrying all three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn, it's even worse than I could ever have imagined.. " "Our son is going to be a Repug Okie Governor!"
Repug Jesse

Longview, TX

#1726 Mar 26, 2013
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth is covered with water and all the evil people are destroyed.

But I want to save a few good people, and two of every kind of living thing on the planet. I am commanding you to build an Ark." And in a flash of lightning, He delivered the specifications for an Ark, "Okay," said Noah, trembling with fear and fumbling with the blueprints.

"Six months and it starts to rain," thundered the Lord. "You'd better have the Ark completed, or learn to swim for a very long time." Six months passed, the skies clouded up and rain began to fall. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard, weeping. And there was no Ark. "Noah!" shouted the Lord, "where is the Ark?"

"Lord, please forgive me!" begged Noah. "I did my best. But there were big problems. First, I had to get a building permit for the Ark construction project, and your plans didn't meet code. I had to hire an engineer to redraw the plans. Then I got into a big fight over whether or not the Ark needed a fire sprinkler system."

"Then my neighbor objected, claiming I was violating zoning by building the Ark in my front yard, I had to get a variance from the city planning commission. Then I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because there was a ban on cutting trees to save the spotted owl. I had to convince the U.S. Fish and Wildlife that I needed the wood to save the owls. But they wouldn't let me catch any owls. So, no owls."

"The carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement with the National Labor Relations Board before anyone would pick up a saw or hammer. Now we have sixteen carpenters going on the boat, and still no owls. Then I started gathering up animals, and got sued by an animal rights group. They objected to me taking only two of each kind. Just when I got the suit dismissed, EPA notified me that I couldn't complete the Ark without filing an environmental impact statement on your proposed flood."

"They didn't take kindly to the idea that they had no jurisdiction over the conduct of a Supreme Being. Then the Army Corps of Engineers wanted a map of the proposed new flood plain. So I sent them a globe. Right now, I'm still trying to resolve a complaint from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission over how many Croations I'm supposed to hire."

"The IRS has seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to avoid paying taxes by leaving the country. And I just got a notice from the state about owing them some kind of use tax. I really don't think I can finish the Ark for at least another five years," Noah wailed.

The sky began to clear. The sun began to shine. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up and smiled, "You mean you're not going to destroy the earth?" Noah asked hopefully.

"No," said the Lord sadly. "The Fallin government already has!"
El Chapo

Longview, TX

#1727 Mar 26, 2013
A busload of Okie Republicans politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn.

The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer told him he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked Republican politicians lie."
Blue Bird

Longview, TX

#1728 Mar 26, 2013
A little boy Named Zane goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh1t."
Mandy

Longview, TX

#1731 Mar 26, 2013
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass El Chapo in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
Maddy

United States

#1732 Mar 26, 2013
[QUOTE who=real fake "Maddy"]<quoted text>
This is the real Maddy and I do not post under other people names.
So Fake Maddy, quit and stop and get a life of your own.
[/QUOTE]

Not very original can't you use your own name?
Maddy

United States

#1733 Mar 26, 2013
Blue Bird wrote:
A little boy Named Zane goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh1t."
LOL, heard this before but I'm sure Bluebird didn't post this either since she believes and supports capitalism. Now a liberal progressive like justaminute would support doing away with capitalism and just having a communal pot where we would all sit down in the evening on our government provided chair and eat!
Mindy

United States

#1735 Mar 26, 2013
Jesse: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Mandy: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Jesse: Really? I heard it was because everyone there
calls you a fat slut.
Mandy

United States

#1736 Mar 26, 2013
Trupper: Your place or mine?

Mary: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Trupper: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a sh!t where you go.
Misty

United States

#1738 Mar 26, 2013
Little Mary Fallin was the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.'Tell me Mary Fallin, who created the universe?'

When Mary Fallin didn't stir, little Donnie who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Fallin.
The Nun said,'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Fallin,'Who is our Lord and Savior?'

But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Donnie came to her rescue and stuck Mary Falline butt.

"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Fallin and the Nun once again said,“Very good,” and Mary Fallin fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'

Again, Donnie came to the rescue.
This time Mary Fallin jumped up and shouted,'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'

The nun fainted..........
El Chapo

Austin, TX

#1739 Mar 27, 2013
One way to prove your screen name is to register in the town you are living in. This way when you post, your name will be seen followed by your location. Then when these losers who post using others names can't hide.
El Chapo

United States

#1740 Mar 27, 2013
Round Rock, TX., is the cesspool of the world.

What part of Oklahoma is it located in?
El Chapo

United States

#1741 Mar 27, 2013
El Chapo wrote:
One way to prove your screen name is to register in the town you are living in. This way when you post, your name will be seen followed by your location. Then when these losers who post using others names can't hide.
Exactly, my town is apparently--United States. Not Round Rock, TX.
El Chapo

United States

#1742 Mar 27, 2013
Isn't Round Rock, TX, square and is located in Mexico?
El Chapo

United States

#1743 Mar 27, 2013
ElChapo, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island near Round Rock, TX. After being there for awhile, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Round Rocker. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Rounder took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful the Rounder had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to the evening ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Rounder started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously and whispered in her ear..........

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
Jonny

United States

#1744 Mar 27, 2013
Same poster using multiple usernames...other people's usernames. Doing the exact same thing on OK Health Care Freedom State Question 756.

Claimed she was visiting her son in Florida so there was no way "justaminute" posted using other people's names and about 10 different posters identified her as guilty.

So "justaminute" you want us to believe there are no computers in Florida?

LMFAO!
Jonny

United States

#1745 Mar 27, 2013
Jonny is a real azzhole.

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