If you're actually IN Norway. Actually. Hey.This is the internet, Alex. If I was from Norway and my IP address said Norway, I would still be there. Just posting from Norway.
Logic is not your strong suit, is it?
If not, and I do not think you are, then there's a G, word, that I'm thinking of. Rhymes with hay! and Hey! Starts with G. Ten seconds on the clock.
"Yes! That's correct. You are in fact, gey. Very very gey."