Since: Feb 13

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#69728 Mar 3, 2013
I guess a 24-hour monthly ovulation period with a possible extra 2 days post life of the Female Egg, AND Contraction has nothing to do with it! How little these Teapublican, Women in particular. know abou their own bodies and ALL of them have no clue, obviously, about what causes pregnancy! I'll bet sex is just something the Women "ENDURE" to keep those Dumbass Men that married them from leaving! And I'll bet the Men are the lousiest KISSERS on the Planet because they do so rarely, and NEVER during the sex act! AND, I'll bet their idea of Foreplay is "Get in the Truck, Bit*h'! STUPID, STUPID, STUPID People!
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"TEApublican Claims That Pregnancy From Rape Is Rare 'Because The Body Is Traumatized'."

Click here:
http://aattp.org/teapublican-claims-that-preg...
WILLARD

Dunlap, TN

#69729 Mar 3, 2013
SexySassySenior wrote:
Willard, if you and Cornbread plan to raid my frig, again, I'm going to fix YOU a Fruit Salad. You'll still get the sugar, but at least, you'll get some health benefits from it, too. Somebody's got to get you off those "too many" donuts.:)
BTW, why did you Guys crawl through the window, the door was unlocked? But, thanks for putting the screen back on when you left.:)
O.k., this is a problem! First of all, it was Cornbread's idea to go through the window...I think he's a congenital delinquent "AND" a complete moron! Look, we first had trouble peering into the window because it was too high. I then told Cornbread we should trade places so I could stand on "HIS" shoulders instead of him standing on mine. He then asked "OK, but why"! I had to think fast and told him it would be easier to get higher that way because I'm taller than he is! I couldn't believe it when he said "Oh, OK..that makes perfect sense"! He actually bought it. What a complete MORON! LMAOX2!!!! Later!

Since: Feb 13

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#69730 Mar 3, 2013
And one more thing about the TEApublican Women...they remind me of the old joke where the Husband says about sex with his Wife, "I didn't know I'd hurt her 'til she moved"!

Since: Feb 13

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#69731 Mar 3, 2013
WILLARD wrote:
<quoted text>
O.k., this is a problem! First of all, it was Cornbread's idea to go through the window...I think he's a congenital delinquent "AND" a complete moron! Look, we first had trouble peering into the window because it was too high. I then told Cornbread we should trade places so I could stand on "HIS" shoulders instead of him standing on mine. He then asked "OK, but why"! I had to think fast and told him it would be easier to get higher that way because I'm taller than he is! I couldn't believe it when he said "Oh, OK..that makes perfect sense"! He actually bought it. What a complete MORON! LMAOX2!!!! Later!
WILLARD, you made me laugh out loud! But, you know that deep down, we both love Cornbread, too! LMAO!

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#69732 Mar 3, 2013
SexySassySenior wrote:
I guess a 24-hour monthly ovulation period with a possible extra 2 days post life of the Female Egg, AND Contraction has nothing to do with it! How little these Teapublican, Women in particular. know abou their own bodies and ALL of them have no clue, obviously, about what causes pregnancy! I'll bet sex is just something the Women "ENDURE" to keep those Dumbass Men that married them from leaving! And I'll bet the Men are the lousiest KISSERS on the Planet because they do so rarely, and NEVER during the sex act! AND, I'll bet their idea of Foreplay is "Get in the Truck, Bit*h'! STUPID, STUPID, STUPID People!
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"TEApublican Claims That Pregnancy From Rape Is Rare 'Because The Body Is Traumatized'."
Click here:
http://aattp.org/teapublican-claims-that-preg...
Correction: contraception...
WILLARD

Dunlap, TN

#69733 Mar 3, 2013
NTMD8OR wrote:
<quoted text>Darn you Willard. Now I gotta go get some donuts. As Jerry Clower would say, Youu "done flung a cravin' on me". LOL
I never met Jerry, but he sounds like someone I can relate to. It's hard to explain, but when I tasted my first donut....I knew right then I was gonna' love 'em! After consulting with friends, associates, family, clergy, neighbors and my cardiologist I decided right then to come out! Yes, screw the cardiologist...it wasn't a perfect consensus. Anyway, I'm now interviewing "Fat" doctors before paying another nazi to disagree with me about everything! I'm so done with that!

I like this: " Youu "done flung a cravin' on me" idea! I'm gonna' try singin' that to the old Jerry Lee Lewis song.....somthin' about - whole lota shakin' goin' on? well...maybe not. later!
roxy bear

United States

#69734 Mar 3, 2013
Awwwesy,lmao bby not ur hero,ur wife,ur light
BOO HOO Crazy Cooter wrote:
<quoted text> Im sure it does.......... but I just added my hero,s name to mine <this time> guess you could say I learned from the best.
WILLARD

Dunlap, TN

#69735 Mar 3, 2013
SexySassySenior wrote:
<quoted text>
WILLARD, you made me laugh out loud! But, you know that deep down, we both love Cornbread, too! LMAO!
Of course, that's why I gig him!
roxy bear

United States

#69736 Mar 3, 2013
WILLARD wrote:
<quoted text>
I think you're on to somethin here, Tarzan..at least we could agree with "ourselves". LMAO! Think about it..even if I did disagree with myself and called me an azz-hole, no-one would be pissed but me! Yeah, I think this is a breakthrough~!
i loved watching tarzan wen i was a little girl...
roxy bear

United States

#69738 Mar 3, 2013
It is vry,vry,vry funny tho lmao i had my head n the freezer n turned blue bcoz wat smoking did to my lungs then immediately smoked rt after...mayb while my head was n the freezer...idk,dnt remember lolz
WILLARD

Dunlap, TN

#69740 Mar 3, 2013
roxy bear wrote:
<quoted text> i loved watching tarzan wen i was a little girl...
I'm glad there was at least a secure moment in your...life!
WILLARD

Dunlap, TN

#69741 Mar 3, 2013
roxy bear wrote:
It is vry,vry,vry funny tho lmao i had my head n the freezer n turned blue bcoz wat smoking did to my lungs then immediately smoked rt after...mayb while my head was n the freezer...idk,dnt remember lolz
Well, that would do it!!
BOO HOO Crazy Cooter

Martin, TN

#69742 Mar 3, 2013
roxy bear wrote:
It is vry,vry,vry funny tho lmao i had my head n the freezer n turned blue bcoz wat smoking did to my lungs then immediately smoked rt after...mayb while my head was n the freezer...idk,dnt remember lolz
Smoke you another one and get back in the freezer you will be ok
roxy bear

United States

#69743 Mar 3, 2013
WILLARD wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm glad there was at least a secure moment in your...life!
yea,reading,writing n watching fairy tales or wat i c as how i wld love to live n romance movies,as i c them to b of true romance that was not jst made up from a story,well that i feel n my heart.tarzan,he protected the animals n loved n respected them n lived with them,not jst among them n he treated them rt n took the time to learn to communicate with them n eat with them,not eat them...lolz
WILLARD

Dunlap, TN

#69744 Mar 3, 2013
roxy bear wrote:
<quoted text> yea,reading,writing n watching fairy tales or wat i c as how i wld love to live n romance movies,as i c them to b of true romance that was not jst made up from a story,well that i feel n my heart.tarzan,he protected the animals n loved n respected them n lived with them,not jst among them n he treated them rt n took the time to learn to communicate with them n eat with them,not eat them...lolz
Yeahhhh, I'm with it here..I think! I'm glad we have a resident gorilla expert amoung us. Yes..I really mean it! It's not that I don't like gorillas, I just like barbeque ribs and chicken better!:) LMAO!!

Since: Feb 13

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#69745 Mar 3, 2013
roxy bear wrote:
<quoted text> yea,reading,writing n watching fairy tales or wat i c as how i wld love to live n romance movies,as i c them to b of true romance that was not jst made up from a story,well that i feel n my heart.tarzan,he protected the animals n loved n respected them n lived with them,not jst among them n he treated them rt n took the time to learn to communicate with them n eat with them,not eat them...lolz
Awww, if only Men and Women could learn to treat each other as well, in their relationships!
roxy bear

United States

#69746 Mar 3, 2013
BOO HOO Crazy Cooter wrote:
<quoted text> Smoke you another one and get back in the freezer you will be ok
lmao sweetheart,why do i feel the most connection,that i feel my true husband and hear aswell,this voice,trevor lolz :):):) and joe? Kinda makes me feel bad n i wish u wld xplain it to me n psycho like,a gaurdian that mayb fell n love with,its confusing sweetheart,but lso kinda shames me bcoz i dont think or feel like i shld feel that way,i light up the greatest light from trevor n joes voice,psycho makes me fight,brings out a diff fire from nside me,like the warrior idk
WILLARD

Dunlap, TN

#69747 Mar 3, 2013
roxy bear wrote:
<quoted text> yea,reading,writing n watching fairy tales or wat i c as how i wld love to live n romance movies,as i c them to b of true romance that was not jst made up from a story,well that i feel n my heart.tarzan,he protected the animals n loved n respected them n lived with them,not jst among them n he treated them rt n took the time to learn to communicate with them n eat with them,not eat them...lolz
I have never enjoyed a dining experience with gorillas, but I've been forced to eat with my Mother-N-Law a few times. Honestly, I've never gotten over it! Now, Tarzan or Cornbread could go to Ryans with a couple of really cute gorillas and enjoy every minute of it, they're both stupid and such unbelievable slobs! Yes, Tarzan has been sleeping with them for decades and Cornbread eats and smells just like one. In fact, the very next time my Mother-n-law wants an evening out, Cornbread's phone is gonna' ring!

Since: Feb 13

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#69748 Mar 3, 2013
Consider this, People, we are giving the Super Wealthy a lower Tax Rate and Tax Loopholes that none of the rest of us are wealthy enough to take advantage of. Then, the Super Wealthy are turing right around and using that extra money that we allow them to have, to try and subvert our Majority Rule Form of Government, by bribing our Leaders. You can't possibly tell me, truthfully, that you see nothing wrong with this!
And if you don't know who Adelson is...he was Mitt Romney's Multi-Million Campaign Donor, the Biggest
Donor Romney had.
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"GOP Mega-Donor Admits His Company 'Likely' Bribed Foreign Officials."

Click here:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/03/03/gop-meg...
WILLARD

Dunlap, TN

#69749 Mar 3, 2013
SexySassySenior wrote:
<quoted text>
Awww, if only Men and Women could learn to treat each other as well, in their relationships!
Oh I know...women are so "MESSED UP"!

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