Dennis Rodman Wants to Meet the Pope

After his diplomatic mission of peace through basketball in North Korea, Rodman has now taken his efforts to Italy in the hopes of aiding the Catholic Church in fixing the problems and scandals that have plagued its hierarchy.

[The Paisan]

So?

I want a ham sandwich?

Who cares?

[Cmmunity Disorganizer]

The new Pope's first order of business will be a meeting with Rodman, then vacation with Kim Jong Un.

[shinningelectr0n]

He also wants to me Julius Caesar and Joseph Stalin.

He will, eventually. Sooner is better.

[Proofreading 101]

Wait a minute.

There is NO Pope!!!!

Who does he want to meet again?

[shinningelectr0n]

Proofreading 101 wrote:

Wait a minute.
There is NO Pope!!!!
Who does he want to meet again?

I think it's all a misprint.
It's supposed to read "Dennis Rodman wants to meet the poop.

That's why he's got that shiteatin' grin on his meatgrinder face.

[Overseer58]

Dennis Rodman needs to try to look like a human being; and then try to act like one. He'll need a hell of a lot of luck to do either.

[Pope Bubba the 1st]

Nope.

That silly little sparrowfart went kissing up to Mr. POS North Korea, and I ain't into that.

I'm Pope Bubba the 1st, and I approved this message.

[well]

Dennis Rodman makes Osama bin Laden look nice.

[shinningelectr0n]

well wrote:

Dennis Rodman makes Osama bin Laden look nice.

Dennis Rodman makes dead people look nice.

[B-I-L-L-I-E]

I bet the new pope would not try to molest Rodman. Dennis would whip out his anaconda and beat Jorge over the head with it.

[shinningelectr0n]

B-I-L-L-I-E wrote:

I bet the new pope would not try to molest Rodman. Dennis would whip out his anaconda and beat Jorge over the head with it.

He'd have a tough time whipping it out when it's shoved up his butt.

[Lawrence Wolf]

shinningelectr0n wrote:

<quoted text>
Dennis Rodman makes dead people look nice.

You sure give a negative charge to this thread, you lowbrow poseur.

[Zebulon Turk]

Kim Jong Un is a nice guy... just watch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

[shinningelectr0n]

Lawrence Wolf wrote:

<quoted text>You sure give a negative charge to this thread, you lowbrow poseur.

Thanks. At least I add something.

[RayOne]

Overseer58 wrote:

Dennis Rodman needs to try to look like a human being; and then try to act like one. He'll need a hell of a lot of luck to do either.

This is the new direction of Washington DC, elite foreign policy.
All events will be managed to maximize 1600separation.
The SEQUESTER was scary for the wWing Boys Club.

[jesus had one ball]

the pope would probably like some basket...balls.

or is that LICK

[reffef]

youtube.com/watch... ……… Rodman a chump

[jesus had one ball]

reffef wrote:

youtube.com/watch?v=qrAlF07Dgy I ……… Rodman a chump

the new pope probably likes to chomp on some basketball chumps....while wearing leather chaps.

[sweet brown]

The pope and rodman have a lot in common. They are both bisexual. They both like to dress in drag. They both are great at handling balls.

[Overseer58]

sweet brown wrote:

The pope and rodman have a lot in common. They are both bisexual. They both like to dress in drag. They both are great at handling balls.

Yeah, but the Pope is human. Rodman is from Uranus.