Vaseline is expensive only for you coz you use it in huge amounts every day to open wide behind using cucumbers..<quoted text>
Oh! I am!
Actually, the real reason why your country is called Grease is because Vaseline is too expensive!
BTW: Is it because the men of Grease take one another in the butt that you and the majority of the Grease women are lesbians? Or is it sort of a genetic thing .....
..... you know, mating with goats and all of that!
Greeks men are ready to offer you what you've always been asking for.
His MAJESTY ;-)))))))))