Mars rock surprises scientists

The first rock nuzzled by NASA's Mars Curiosity rover is turning out to be a bit more unusual than scientists thought it would be.

[TenderTink]

Billions of dollars to be surprised by a rock.

Eat your green beans NASA.....
There are starving kids in America who would be grateful to have them.

[liam cul8r]

Reminds me of the Charlie Brown Halloween special whe n he looks into his bag and says "I got a rock" they should change the name of the rover to Charlie brown.

[this1then]

A little green man walks into a bar and says,"Gloop." The bartender looks him over and says, "er eh okay, what do you want?" "Gloop", replies the martian. "What do ya mean" "Goop!" comes the answer. Finally a man slumped over at the end of the bar yells, "Why don't you get the Gloop out of your ears and tell him where the restroom is!"

[liam cul8r]

1980, two aliens land in front of a gas station. One alien walks up to the pump and says" take me to your leader" well the gas pump didn't say anything, "take me to your leader or I'll blast you!) still no reply, so the alien blasts the pump and blows up the station, space ship, and both the aliens. Laying there dying the one alien says to the other,"you should of known better then to mess with a guy who could wrap his dick around him twice and stick it in his ear!

[Colorado Chick]

Ya know..THIS "Mars" rock would be really interesting if..we WERE ready to blast off to another planet to set up camp..BUT, it's just another hype to distract the World Population from the woes they are experiencing daily...

[Dr_Dirty]

Mars rocks!

[The Gloop]

Gloop.