Joe Simpson Finds Gold In Daughter Ashlee's Uterus

Last week, Ashlee Simpson and her boyfriend Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy announced their engagement. via Cinema Blend News

[newby]

pete wentz is getting engaged to a reaL BITCH!!!!!

[XxXVampireXxX]

All well, you can't do anything about it so get it over it...

[bobsessed]

this title is soooo weird!!

[Sg totally in love]

That Hor... uh I mean .... ash...

[lovelikepoetry]

i don't why girls are so in love with this guy... he's not aging well for one and jon bon jovi looks younger than him.

[XxXVampireXxX]

ha! your dumbass cant even spell correctly.

[Sg totally in love]

lovelikepoetry wrote:

i don't why girls are so in love with this guy... he's not aging well for one and jon bon jovi looks younger than him.

I don't no how u say that cause he soooo awesome and u don't no what youre talkn bout okay, dumb be-och!!

[Sg totally in love]

Ps - pete is Aging just fine ,hes only almost 29 and he is amazing, but i'm the only one at my school who thinks so!!

[MCRisMYboyfriend]

be-och.. oh that is so 10 year old speak!
HAHAHAHA!!

[lovelikepoetry]

i know if you don't agree with them they get all pissy.

i can't help it if i think pete looks like monkey with huge teeth.

[JG OP]

Meanwhile, Ashlees cousin Peter sold a story to the National Enquirer that he found corn in Ashlees toilet.

[lovelikepoetry]

lmao!

wow i don't know why that made me laugh but good job

[Matt from Akron]

Hmm... Since this article is posted in the Science and technology forum, I naturally assumed based on the title that somehow, Ashlee's uterus was discovered to have an amazing genetic mutation that enabled it to produce gold. Unfortunately, I was mistaken. The worst part is, I had to look at a very ugly picture of Ashlee's very ugly fiance to find this out. Now I have to go burn my eyes with a lit cigarette, so please excuse me.

[lovelikepoetry]

i'm sorry

[JG OP]

My friend Bob Sacamano's wife kept complaining her uterus was "itchy" and after 6 years of hearing her whine he let her see a doctor . He found a 1967 matchbox chevy Impala car in it. It sold on E bay as a "collectable" for 2 grand.

[JG OP]

And Joe Jackson once foundtwo hundred sixty three $100 bills hidden in Jermaine Jacksons butt when he tried to give him a spanking for calling brother Michael a Fairie

[XxXVampireXxX]

Hahaha

Who knew men were so "bitchy"?

Rawwr.
Ahah

[falloutboy aka love]

hahahahahaha! hor.

[courtneynnc]

how can ur uterus be itchy??? and how did that even get in there???

[falloutboy aka love]

idk, maybe the baby was hungry so he like attacked it and then its all itchy...?